I

have no words.

There is nothing I can say right now that could express how I am feeling. But I promise, when I find the words, you brats are not going to hear the end of it.

[Filtered to Slytherins; Semi-Hackable to everyone else]

You lost?! All those times I had to fight to get the pitch for you for extra practices were for nothing, huh?

I shouldn't have even left. Serves me right for thinking I could enjoy my birthday without coming back to all holy hell.

I do not appreciate being woken up at 2 in the morning by panicked students telling me "the girls have gone wild". I also don't appreciate being hit in the face - even by accident - when trying to break up a fight. I'm not equipped to handle girls this way.

So, Tobi. About that bet..

All right, kids. It's not funny Yes it is. Someone better come forward on this one.. Trust me. I'll be more lenient than the other professors.

Filtered to Slytherins

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BRATS DOING?!

I'm Head of House for Slytherin again, but that doesn't come as a surprise. This year's gonna be different, kids, so watch out.

[Filtered to Slytherins]I expect you to crush Gryffindor into the ground. Hufflepuff too, for good measure. We're going to make up for all that crap that happened last year. Don't let anyone have a reason to talk ( Read more... )

DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS

Professor: Kazuhiko Yukimi
Years: 1 - 7
Houses: Slytherin and Ravenclaw

Note: Class is required for all students, years 1 - 5. For years 6 - 7, class is only available if they received an E or higher on their OWLs.

[Private; 5% Hackable. Good luck.]

Why did he have to show up? Why? Of all the times and places? This is just what I need.

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I sent in my choices for Prefects. It was a pretty hard decision. Mostly because I don't think any of you brats deserve it.

I really, really wish I stayed in bed today.. I bet Maron's just going to laugh at me..

((Yukimi is unhappy for many reasons from his arm being a nuisance to Slytherin losing terribly to too many hugs. Feel free to say he hugged you or you hugged him and all that jazz.))