[Filtered to Slytherins; Semi-Hackable to everyone else]

You lost?! All those times I had to fight to get the pitch for you for extra practices were for nothing, huh?

I shouldn't have even left. Serves me right for thinking I could enjoy my birthday without coming back to all holy hell.

All right, kids. The 23rd is my birthday. If our team loses their match, I'm going to disown all of you.

Definitely one of the better birthdays I've had. The last one I can remember actually caring, I was 12.

Sheesh.. 29.. Time for my mid-life crisis.

It'll be my birthday Saturday.. Great.

If I hear any jokes about my age, I'm givin' you detention.

((Today is the last day for the review! It's for all years and all houses! Comment here!

Hmm.. It's my birthday..