http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/

The amazing thing?  I found this link through EscherGirls.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You will go to a wedding soon, at which you will be uncomfortable. You'll have fun throwing rice, though. In fact, chances are good that you'll take up rice throwing as a hobby. "It's not just for weddings any more," you'll say.
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The funny thing is that I am going to ( Read more... )

Uh-oh.  Mine isn't good at all today.  There are staplers at every desk and I have to remove staples from documents before they can be scanned.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You will be traumatized by an episode with a stapler, today. You will be unable to even look at a stapler for several weeks, without trembling.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pinch your pennies, this week. Next week: fondling your nickels.

*facepalm*

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
This week, you'll discover a trick to make those meetings seem more interesting. Imagine that everyone else has a ferret clinging to their head.
 www.humorscope.com

I will follow that advice this week.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Bad news: people think you're becoming paranoid. Isn't that just typical, though? I mean, they don't even HAVE invisible malevolent air-squids spying on THEM, do they?

www.humorscope.com
 Icka, can you call them off?  ^_~

Never let it be said that the Japanese are not polite. Not even the robbers.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/thanks.asp