I AM THE BEAST etc vs Michigan State Police

Just check out the guy's full name.

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Sleep Talkin' Man

It makes me laugh so hard.  Or, as he once said: "I'm so happy I could shit a puppy."

For your learning pleasure:
Genetic Map of Europe

For your amusement:
Lost in Translation - translates a sentence from English to another language back to English, then to another language, and back to English.... I think you get the idea ( Read more... )

If I had a Tom-Tom, I would want this for my voice giving directions!

Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door.

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I bet he doesn't run a red light again.

Go read this, it's hilarious: I know why vampires sparkle.

Prank on coworkers?  Successful!  It was simple.  I slipped into the breakroom and had a pot of tea brewed up in place of coffee.

Reactions:
"Who keeps brewing tea?  I keep pouring a cup and going back to me desk before I find out that its tea!"  He wasn't too happy.  I think his over-reation was funny.
"Is that why my coffee tastes funny?!"  and "I ( Read more... )