WELL YOU ARE NOW IN THE RUNNING TO BE MY NEW BFF, OBV. CAUSE THAT'S JUST SUPER SWEET SHIT RIGHT THERE. CAN YOU DO IT ON COMMAND? LIKE IF YOUR CABBIE IS A DOUCHE? YOU JUST FRY HIS, I DON'T KNOW, HIS EAR? AND THEN GET OUT AND HE'S SMOLDERING AND ALL WTFING? AT HIS WINDSHIELD. I FEEL LIKE THAT'S A GREAT TALENT TO HAVE JUST SO YOU COULD LINE JUMP EVERYWHEEEEEEERE.
HAIKU IN HONOR OF CAPSLOCK TUESDAYsporkmetenderMarch 24 2009, 18:18:24 UTC
I PRESENT TO YOU, IN ABJECT APOLOGY FOR MY SHAMEFUL FUCKTARDEDNESS LAST WEEK, ONE (1) HAIKU, WHICH I HAVE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. I HOPE YOUR IMPERIAL MODLINESS IS PLEASED BY MY HUMBLE OFFERING. *BOWS DOWN* *KISSES SHOES* *GETS REALLY INTO KISSING SHOES* *MOANS*
ERM. YES, WELL. ON WITH THE (QUESTIONABLE) POETRY:
ITS CAPSLOCK TUESDAY SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND SHIFT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEERRROOOO????gizmospurMarch 24 2009, 18:24:09 UTC
SEE BB!!! NOW THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT? IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME MATTER A'FACTLY AND YOU CAN JUST GO AHEAD AND ADMIT IT CAUSE I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. AHAHAHAH I AM TOTALLY WEARING A FANTASTIC PAIR OF KNEE HIGHS TODAY TOO. THANK YOU FOR EFFECTIVELY RUINING MY BRAIN TO ANYTHING THAT ISN'T OF THE OBSCENE, PERVERSE, AND GUTTER-MINDED NATURE FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON. I MEAN I'M NOT REALLY COMPLAINING I'M JUST LETTING IT BE KNOWN THAT YOU'RE TOO BLAME.
Re: DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEERRROOOO????sporkmetenderMarch 24 2009, 18:27:46 UTC
THANK YOU, THANK YOU. *TAKES A BOW* I HOPE YOUR INTERNET IS SOON (ALREADY?) RESURRECTED, OR AT LEAST ZOMBIFIED, TO SOMETHING APPROACHING (OR MAYBE EXCEEDING) ITS FORMER USEFULNESS. ZOMBIES FTW! (LOOK OUT, HARTFORD)
SO LONG AS YOU'RE NOT IGNORNG FOR WOW WELL THEN I GUESS I CAN LET YOU BE NON-EXISTENT. SIGH. ALTHOUGH YOU WILL BE IN NEXT WEEKS POST AMONG THE PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT CAPSLOCK PARTICIPATION. JUST SAYIN'!
THE MENTION WAS IN REGARD TO THE LOLCATS. ACTUALLY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. AND IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANY FUN THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD. NOT SURE WHAT THIS PLACE HAS TO OFFER IF YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH ON YOUR MIND TO PARTICIPATE??? IUNO SRY2SAY
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CAN YOU BALANCE SOMETHING ON YOUR NOSE OR BREATHE FIRE AT THE SAME TIME MEBBE???
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ERM. YES, WELL. ON WITH THE (QUESTIONABLE) POETRY:
ITS CAPSLOCK TUESDAY
SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND SHIFT
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
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SO. FUCKING. WIN. UR AWESUM!!!
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LAME.
OK BYEZ
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OK BYE FOR REAL NOW.
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KK BAAAAAAIII
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