BREAK A BOTTLE, MAKE YOUR BODY WADDLE.
HEY HEY HEY. SO THIS IS COMING IN LATE AND YOU’RE WELCOME TO TAR AND FEATHER ME FOR IT THOUGH I ALWAYS SUGGEST BEING CAREFUL WHEN IT COMES TO ABUSE. YOU REALLY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I’LL END UP LIKING AND UGH HOW GROSS WOULD IT BE IF I STARTED TRAILING YOU AROUND LIKE AN EAGER PUPPY? A SEXY EAGER PUPPY BUT AN EAGER PUPPY NONETHELESS.
MY INTERNET DECIDED TO CRASH AND BURN IN A FIERY PIT IN HELL (THERE MUST BE TWO, AS IT WASN’T THE HELL WE ALL HANG OUT IN) WHICH MEANS THAT YOUR “KEEP YOUR SHIT IN CAPS TODAY” NOTICE IS COMING IN LATE.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU GET OFF EASY? WELL IF YOU DO, TELL US HOW! BUT IN REGARDS TO CAPSLOCK, NO IT DOESN’T. AS RESIDENT NAZI I’LL STILL BE HOUNDING ALL YOUR ASSES ABOUT KEEPING THINGS IN THE BIG LETTERS. APPARENTLY THIS WAS SOMEWHAT OF A CHALLENGE FOR CERTAIN PEEPOS LAST WEEK. CAPSLOCK KEY IS YOUR FRIEND. IF THE TWO OF YOU ARE CURRENTLY HAVING A FIGHT, CHEAT ON IT WITH THE SHIFT KEY. EASY PEEZY, GOT IT?
- ALL OF TODAYS POSTS = IN CAPSLOCK
- ALL OF TODAYS COMMENTS = IN CAPSLOCK
- ALL OF ANYTHING THAT APPEARS IN THE COMMUNITY TODAY =IN. CAPSLOCK.
SENSING A TREND? I KNOW YOU DO, EVEN YOU SLOW ONES OUT THERE. THE ONLY EXCEPTION IS FIC THAT GETS POSTED TODAY. IT IS NOT REQUIRED TO BE IN CAPS BUT IT IS REQUIRED TO BE BEHIND A CUT THAT IS IN CAPS.
ONE DAY THIS WILL WORK WITHOUT SLOW MOTION DIRECTIONAL GIVING AND I’LL BE ABLE TO STOP HOLDING ALL YOUR BITCHY HANDS. SO LET’S AIM FOR THAT, KK??? EMBRACE THE CAPSLOCK JOY!!! IT IS YOUR SEXY SEXY FRIEND!!!
SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENIN’ UP IN DIS HURR AWESOMENESS COMM? WELL THIS MAKES US ALL VERY HAPPY AS THERE ARE STILL SOME OF YOU WHO JUST HAVE THE COMMUNITY ATTACHED TO YOUR JOURNAL AND DON’T DO ANYTHING WITH IT. THAT’S SHIT. AND STUPID. DO SOMETHING. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME. THERE’S NO SUCH REQUIREMENT. IN FACT, THE LESS AWESOME, THE MORE ENTERTAINMENT, AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE ALL HERE, ISN’T IT? BUT IF YOU’RE NOT HERE FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT THEN JUST GO AHEAD AND GTFO. CAUSE YOU FAIL. AND ARE SRSLY MISSING THE POINT. YES. SRSLY. NOT SOSRSLY THO. JUST SRSLY.
ENTERTAINING THING #1: GO BOTHER ACCEB23 OVER AT DEAR PERSON THERE., EVEN IF SHE IS A LITTLE BITCHYFACE ABOUT ANSWERING QUESTIONS. AND DO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IT IS MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN IT’S LAMEASS STOLEN COUNTERPART “GETTING TO KNOW YOU”. <--- FUCK DAT SHIZNIT
ENTERTAINING THING #2: WE HAZ A BANNERZ COMEPTITION GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW!!! ….RIGHT? IT’S STILL HAPPENING, YES? EVEN IF IT ISN'T, FUCK IT! GO ADD YOUR FANTASMIC YSOSRS BANNER TO THE MIX SO OUR UGLY AS FUCK COMMUNITY CAN HAVE SOME MORE CRAZY SHIT HAPPENING BECAUSE WE DON’T NEED OUR RETINAS AND WOULD RATHER BE BLINDED BY CRACK! SEE HOW I’M SPEAKING IN THE COLLECTIVE? THIS MEANS IF YOU DON’T AGREE YOU TOO SHOULD GTFO TOO.
AND IF YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH THE "GET ON BOARD, JOIN THE AWESOME, OR GTFO" APPROACH WELL THEN YOU SHOULD... YEAH, YOU GUESSED IT. GTFO
I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAD TROUBLE COMPREHENDING DA RULEZ LAST WEEK. IT BE A-OKAY, REALLY. BUT IT HELPS TO READ ALLLLL DA WORDZ SOMETIMES. I MEAN I’LL STILL HEART YOU. BUT SOMETIMES IT’S BETTER FOR THE FLOW OF AWESOME NOT TO BE INTERUPPTED BY “…………………..” TYPE RESPONSES.
ALRIGHTY HOOKERFIENDS. HAPPY CAPSLOCK TUESDAY. PLS TO BE GETTING’ YER FREAK ON NOW.
ETA:
A BRIEF NOTICE THAT DEFINITELY NEEDS TO BE IN CAPSLOCK SO ASSHOLES WILL TAKE THIS SHIT SRSLY, AND I MEAN SO SRSLY THIS TIME:
FOR ANY NEGATIVE DRAMA LOVERS UP IN HERE. PLS TO BE TAKING YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE. THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF BULLSHIT WE APPRECIATE UP IN HERE. IT IS NOT FUN OR FUNNY (ALTHOUGH IT IS ENTERTAINING AND WE HAVE SUM SRS LULZ) IT'S FOR SRS JUST NOT APPRECIATED. IF YOU CAN'T GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT ASHES AND I WILL BE MURDERFUCKING YOU STRAIGHT UP OUTTA THIS PLACE. PLS TO BE CHECKIN' YOUR DRAMA NEEDIN' WAYZ AT THE DOOR. PEACE.
MY INTERNET DECIDED TO CRASH AND BURN IN A FIERY PIT IN HELL (THERE MUST BE TWO, AS IT WASN’T THE HELL WE ALL HANG OUT IN) WHICH MEANS THAT YOUR “KEEP YOUR SHIT IN CAPS TODAY” NOTICE IS COMING IN LATE.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU GET OFF EASY? WELL IF YOU DO, TELL US HOW! BUT IN REGARDS TO CAPSLOCK, NO IT DOESN’T. AS RESIDENT NAZI I’LL STILL BE HOUNDING ALL YOUR ASSES ABOUT KEEPING THINGS IN THE BIG LETTERS. APPARENTLY THIS WAS SOMEWHAT OF A CHALLENGE FOR CERTAIN PEEPOS LAST WEEK. CAPSLOCK KEY IS YOUR FRIEND. IF THE TWO OF YOU ARE CURRENTLY HAVING A FIGHT, CHEAT ON IT WITH THE SHIFT KEY. EASY PEEZY, GOT IT?
- ALL OF TODAYS POSTS = IN CAPSLOCK
- ALL OF TODAYS COMMENTS = IN CAPSLOCK
- ALL OF ANYTHING THAT APPEARS IN THE COMMUNITY TODAY =IN. CAPSLOCK.
SENSING A TREND? I KNOW YOU DO, EVEN YOU SLOW ONES OUT THERE. THE ONLY EXCEPTION IS FIC THAT GETS POSTED TODAY. IT IS NOT REQUIRED TO BE IN CAPS BUT IT IS REQUIRED TO BE BEHIND A CUT THAT IS IN CAPS.
ONE DAY THIS WILL WORK WITHOUT SLOW MOTION DIRECTIONAL GIVING AND I’LL BE ABLE TO STOP HOLDING ALL YOUR BITCHY HANDS. SO LET’S AIM FOR THAT, KK??? EMBRACE THE CAPSLOCK JOY!!! IT IS YOUR SEXY SEXY FRIEND!!!
SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENIN’ UP IN DIS HURR AWESOMENESS COMM? WELL THIS MAKES US ALL VERY HAPPY AS THERE ARE STILL SOME OF YOU WHO JUST HAVE THE COMMUNITY ATTACHED TO YOUR JOURNAL AND DON’T DO ANYTHING WITH IT. THAT’S SHIT. AND STUPID. DO SOMETHING. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME. THERE’S NO SUCH REQUIREMENT. IN FACT, THE LESS AWESOME, THE MORE ENTERTAINMENT, AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE ALL HERE, ISN’T IT? BUT IF YOU’RE NOT HERE FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT THEN JUST GO AHEAD AND GTFO. CAUSE YOU FAIL. AND ARE SRSLY MISSING THE POINT. YES. SRSLY. NOT SOSRSLY THO. JUST SRSLY.
ENTERTAINING THING #1: GO BOTHER ACCEB23 OVER AT DEAR PERSON THERE., EVEN IF SHE IS A LITTLE BITCHYFACE ABOUT ANSWERING QUESTIONS. AND DO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IT IS MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN IT’S LAMEASS STOLEN COUNTERPART “GETTING TO KNOW YOU”. <--- FUCK DAT SHIZNIT
ENTERTAINING THING #2: WE HAZ A BANNERZ COMEPTITION GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW!!! ….RIGHT? IT’S STILL HAPPENING, YES? EVEN IF IT ISN'T, FUCK IT! GO ADD YOUR FANTASMIC YSOSRS BANNER TO THE MIX SO OUR UGLY AS FUCK COMMUNITY CAN HAVE SOME MORE CRAZY SHIT HAPPENING BECAUSE WE DON’T NEED OUR RETINAS AND WOULD RATHER BE BLINDED BY CRACK! SEE HOW I’M SPEAKING IN THE COLLECTIVE? THIS MEANS IF YOU DON’T AGREE YOU TOO SHOULD GTFO TOO.
AND IF YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH THE "GET ON BOARD, JOIN THE AWESOME, OR GTFO" APPROACH WELL THEN YOU SHOULD... YEAH, YOU GUESSED IT. GTFO
I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAD TROUBLE COMPREHENDING DA RULEZ LAST WEEK. IT BE A-OKAY, REALLY. BUT IT HELPS TO READ ALLLLL DA WORDZ SOMETIMES. I MEAN I’LL STILL HEART YOU. BUT SOMETIMES IT’S BETTER FOR THE FLOW OF AWESOME NOT TO BE INTERUPPTED BY “…………………..” TYPE RESPONSES.
ALRIGHTY HOOKERFIENDS. HAPPY CAPSLOCK TUESDAY. PLS TO BE GETTING’ YER FREAK ON NOW.
ETA:
A BRIEF NOTICE THAT DEFINITELY NEEDS TO BE IN CAPSLOCK SO ASSHOLES WILL TAKE THIS SHIT SRSLY, AND I MEAN SO SRSLY THIS TIME:
FOR ANY NEGATIVE DRAMA LOVERS UP IN HERE. PLS TO BE TAKING YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE. THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF BULLSHIT WE APPRECIATE UP IN HERE. IT IS NOT FUN OR FUNNY (ALTHOUGH IT IS ENTERTAINING AND WE HAVE SUM SRS LULZ) IT'S FOR SRS JUST NOT APPRECIATED. IF YOU CAN'T GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT ASHES AND I WILL BE MURDERFUCKING YOU STRAIGHT UP OUTTA THIS PLACE. PLS TO BE CHECKIN' YOUR DRAMA NEEDIN' WAYZ AT THE DOOR. PEACE.