DIRTY BABE YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES? BABY, I'M YOUR SLAVE

[gizmospur]

AWWW FRIG, I TOTALLY JUST BUSTED A BRAND NEW PAIR OF HEADPHONES AND HOW IT HAPPENED WASN’T EVEN HUMOROUS AND OR ADVENTUROUS ENOUGH FOR THE BREAKAGE TO BE WORTH IT. WELL THAT’S JUST SHIT

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[punky_96]

"AS THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS JINKIES PROCLAIMED: “IT’S LIKE THE BIRTH OF VENUS, BUT INSTEAD OF BEING ON A SHELL, SHE’S EMERGING FROM A WOMB OF COTTON CANDY, HAVING JUST LOST A FIGHT WITH A CRIMPING IRON. OMGWTF” TRUFAX, Y/Y? TERRIFYINGLY ALMOST AWESOME, Y/Y? (P TO THE ESS: I AM TOTES TRYING TO STEAL THE ADDRESS OFF THAT SHIPPING LABEL. MOTHER FUCKIN' STALKER, BBZ.)"

...MEANWHILE IN HER STUDY MIRANDA COULDN'T HELP REACH FOR A POST IT NOTE... SHE COULDN'T HELP HERSELF, EVEN IF IT WAS ANDY'S SUBSCRIPTION TO R.S.... THAT COVER NEEDED HER WISDOM... POST IT NOTES WERE JUST THE VEHICLE OF THE MESSIAH'S MESSAGE...

I ALWAYS MISS THIS SHIT. CAPSLOCKY!TUES AND DPT. WHAMBULANCE...

HAVE FUN IN TX!

[gizmospur]

OMG HOW AWESOME IS THE IDEA OF MIRANDA EDITING SHIT EVEN AFTER IT'S GONE THROUGH EDITING AND THEN BEEN PUBLISHED? I CAN TOTALLY SEE HER RINGING UP ROLLING STONE GOING "....YES. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR LATEST COVER. IT NEEDS A BIT OF.... WORK." AND EVERYONE ON THE OTHER END GOING BUT IT'S ALREADY DONE AND MIRANDA JUST QUIRKING HER BROW. THEY'D PROBABLY EDIT THE SHIT OUT OF IT JUST SO SHE'D HAVE THE CHANCE TO SHOW THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS, EVERYONE KNOWING WHAT HAD ALREADY BEEN PRINTING COULDN'T BE SAVED. BUT IT WOULD HARDLY STOP HER.

MMMMM, TEXAS.

[punky_96]

MIRANDA, HONEY, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT

[lowbatterie]

OH. OH THIS.

SO FUCKING GREAT.

[gizmospur]

LMAO

CLEARLY THIS IS MIRANDA'S REALITY IN A NUTSHELL. I MEAN, OBV.

[punky_96]

HONEY? WHY ARE THE GILRS CRYING? ALL I COULD GET FROM THEM WAS THAT A TEACHER WAS FIRED? AND NO YEARBOOKS THIS YEAR? AND IT’S SENIOR YEAR

[gizmospur]

SIGH. THIS MAKES ME WANT A MIRANDA OF MY VERY OWN EVEN MORE NOW!!!