DIRTY BABE YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES? BABY, I'M YOUR SLAVE

[gizmospur]

AWWW FRIG, I TOTALLY JUST BUSTED A BRAND NEW PAIR OF HEADPHONES AND HOW IT HAPPENED WASN’T EVEN HUMOROUS AND OR ADVENTUROUS ENOUGH FOR THE BREAKAGE TO BE WORTH IT. WELL THAT’S JUST SHIT

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[punky_96]

HONEY? WHY ARE THE GILRS CRYING? ALL I COULD GET FROM THEM WAS THAT A TEACHER WAS FIRED? AND NO YEARBOOKS THIS YEAR? AND IT’S SENIOR YEAR?

BIG SIGH FROM MIRANDA. WELL. THEY REALLY ARE SO DRAMATIC. THEY ALWAYS GO TO YOU WITH THEIR LITTLE PROBLEMS, DON’T THEY?

MIRANDA? ANDREA ASKS A TONE OF SUSPISCION EDGING HER VOICE.

WHAT? YOU THNK I MADE THEM CRY? WOULD I DO THAT? TO MY OWN CHILDREN? MIRANDA STUFFS A THIN BOOK OF YEARBOOK SIZE UNDER THE RUNWAY PROOF BOOK, BUT ANDY’S HAWKEYES CATCH IT.

ANDY NARROWS HER EYES AND GOES FOR THE STEALTH APPROACH. SHE STEPS CLOSER AND LOOKS SAD THAT SHE WOULD ACCUSE MIRANDA OF MAKING ANYONE CRY EVER. LURING HER WITH A KISS AND AN EASY STRADDLE OF HER LEGS, ANDY IS IN POSITION. BREAKING THE KISS SHE UNEARTHS THE YEARBOOK SHAPED YEARBOOK UNDER THE PROOF BOOK.

MIRANDA TRIES TO YANK IT BACK BUT ANDY IS TOO QUICK. SHE RUNS INTO THE KITCHEN TO SEE WHAT KIND OF DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE. LAID OUT ON THE TABLE IS A FULLY PUBLISHED YEARBOOK FOR 2013-2014-COMPLETE WITH AN ENTIRE POST-IT NOTE MINEFIELD OF CRITICAL MARKS. A PHONE MESSAGE IN EMILY’S WRITING INDICATES THAT DALTON CALLED TO LET HER KNOW THE TEACHER HAD RESIGNED. NEW YEARBOOKS COULD BE PRINTED WITHIN A MONTH AND THE SENIORS WOULD BE INVITED BACK FOR A YEARBOOK PARTY.

MIRANDA!?! HOW COULD YOU? THE GIRLS ARE DEVASTATED AND THE GIBBERISH NOW MAKES SENSE! IT’S ONE THING TO GIVE WENNER A HARD TIME AT ROLLING STONE, IT’S ANOTHER TO RUIN THE END OF THE GIRLS’ SENIOR YEAR!

MIRANDA MAKES A STRANGE STRANGLED SOUND AND ANDREA TURNS ON HER TO SEE HER WIFE ALMOST IN TEARS, ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE. ANDY SENSES AND OPPORTUNITY AND ALMOST TAKES IT. INSTEAD SHE GOES WITH NURTURING.

YOU WANTED THEM TO STAY SENIORS, DIDN’T YOU? ANDY TAKES MIRANDA INTO HER ARMS. THEY ARE GOING TO MISS YOU AS MUCH AS YOU MISS THEM AND UNLIKE OTHER PARENTS-YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO DESCEND ON THEM AT ANY TIME AND DISRUPT THEIR PERSONAL LIVES. YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY BOTH THE INDEPENDENCE AND THE NEW WAYS IN WHICH YOU CAN TORTURE THEM. SO STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS RIGHT NOW. SHE STARES MIRANDA DOWN UNTIL SHE NODS.

GIRLS. SHE CALLS OUT. I’LL TAKE CARE OF IT. AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOTHER!

ANDY CALLS DALTON AND ARRANGES THINGS, THEN SHE GETS THE INFO OF THE TEACHER AND FINDS AN APPROPRIATE PLACE AWAY FROM DALTON AND THE PRIESTLY FAMILY FOR NEXT YEAR.

[gizmospur]

SIGH. THIS MAKES ME WANT A MIRANDA OF MY VERY OWN EVEN MORE NOW!!!