DIRTY BABE YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES? BABY, I'M YOUR SLAVE

[gizmospur]

AWWW FRIG, I TOTALLY JUST BUSTED A BRAND NEW PAIR OF HEADPHONES AND HOW IT HAPPENED WASN’T EVEN HUMOROUS AND OR ADVENTUROUS ENOUGH FOR THE BREAKAGE TO BE WORTH IT. WELL THAT’S JUST SHIT

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[gizmospur]

OH GOD. THE FORMATTING OF THIS IS GOING TO LOOK SO FUCKED ON SOME PEOPLES' LAYOUTS. TOTALLY NOT FIXING IT THOUGH. SO IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE, SAVE YOURSELF THE ENERGY AND DON'T ASK. JUST DEAL. PEACE.

[punky_96]

"AS THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS JINKIES PROCLAIMED: “IT’S LIKE THE BIRTH OF VENUS, BUT INSTEAD OF BEING ON A SHELL, SHE’S EMERGING FROM A WOMB OF COTTON CANDY, HAVING JUST LOST A FIGHT WITH A CRIMPING IRON. OMGWTF” TRUFAX, Y/Y? TERRIFYINGLY ALMOST AWESOME, Y/Y? (P TO THE ESS: I AM TOTES TRYING TO STEAL THE ADDRESS OFF THAT SHIPPING LABEL. MOTHER FUCKIN' STALKER, BBZ.)"

...MEANWHILE IN HER STUDY MIRANDA COULDN'T HELP REACH FOR A POST IT NOTE... SHE COULDN'T HELP HERSELF, EVEN IF IT WAS ANDY'S SUBSCRIPTION TO R.S.... THAT COVER NEEDED HER WISDOM... POST IT NOTES WERE JUST THE VEHICLE OF THE MESSIAH'S MESSAGE...

I ALWAYS MISS THIS SHIT. CAPSLOCKY!TUES AND DPT. WHAMBULANCE...

HAVE FUN IN TX!

[gizmospur]

OMG HOW AWESOME IS THE IDEA OF MIRANDA EDITING SHIT EVEN AFTER IT'S GONE THROUGH EDITING AND THEN BEEN PUBLISHED? I CAN TOTALLY SEE HER RINGING UP ROLLING STONE GOING "....YES. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR LATEST COVER. IT NEEDS A BIT OF.... WORK." AND EVERYONE ON THE OTHER END GOING BUT IT'S ALREADY DONE AND MIRANDA JUST QUIRKING HER BROW. THEY'D PROBABLY EDIT THE SHIT OUT OF IT JUST SO SHE'D HAVE THE CHANCE TO SHOW THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS, EVERYONE KNOWING WHAT HAD ALREADY BEEN PRINTING COULDN'T BE SAVED. BUT IT WOULD HARDLY STOP HER.

MMMMM, TEXAS.

[punky_96]

MIRANDA, HONEY, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT

[lowbatterie]

OH. OH THIS.

SO FUCKING GREAT.

THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

[lowbatterie]

I AM EXCEEDINGLY HAPPY FOR YOU TO BE JOINING ME IN THE BEST STATE EVER SO SOON! :D

MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE BITCHFEST THAT THIS WEEKS CAPSLOCK TUESDAY AWESOMENESS SHOULD BE:

OH MY FUCKING GAWD DO CHILDREN MAGICALLY STOP SPEAKING THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE OF ENGLISH WHEN WE TELL THEM TO WALK? I THINK ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 12 LOSES THE CAPACITY TO MOVE AT A LEISURELY PACE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF OUR POOL GROUNDS. I MEAN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IF I HAVE TO TELL THAT ONE KID THAT SHOWS UP EVERY DAY ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO fORCE FEED HIM EVERY NON-KOSHER ITEM I CAN FIND AND WATCH HIS MOTHER CRY AS I RUIN HIS JEWISHNESS FOREVER

Re: THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

[lowbatterie]

AS A DISCLAIMER, I WORK AT THE JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER AS A LIFEGUARD, WHICH IS WHAT I'M BITCHING ABOUT HERE (SEE; RUN-DOWN-PORTABLE-ENERGY-PACK [BETTER KNOWN AS LOWBATTERIE] WORKS TOO GODDAMN MUCH AND ALREADY HAS CAUSE TO HATE HER JOB AND IT IS BARELY EVEN JUNE)

I ALSO HAVE SOME RIGHT TO GET INDIGNANT AND UPPITY WITH THE JEWS I KNOW WELL BECAUSE I WAS PRACTICALLY RAISED BY JEWISH MOTHERS, ATTENDED SEVERAL BAR/BAT MITZVAHS IN MY TIME AND ALSO WENT TO A SCHOOL AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS "JEW HIGH" AROUND TOWN

BASICALLY, I MEAN NO HARM, DON'T BE OFFENDED, I'LL CALL THE WAHHHMUBLANCE FOR YOU IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO, SRSLY

Re: THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

[gizmospur]

LMAO HOW HARDCORE ARE YOU, BB. THREATENING TO FORCE FEED THEM NON-KOSHER AS PUNISHMENT.

ALSO - CHILDREN MAKE ME WANT TO STAB, WELL, CHILDREN.

[gizmospur]

< ---- I ACTUALLY LEARNED TO LINE DANCE THERE, HAH! O_O

OKAY NOW TO READ MORE THAN THE SUBJECT...

[baggers]

DISCUSSING: LADY GAGA HAS DONE MORE FOR FURTHERING THE CONCEPT OF MUSICIAN AS LIFE-ENCOMPASSING PERFORMANCE ART THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE LAST 20 YEARS.

[gizmospur]

YOU'RE TOTALLY DISCUSSING THE WRONG THING THERE, BB. WE'RE DISCUSSING THE SERIOUS FAIL THAT WENT INTO THE ABOVE PHOTO SHOOT DECISIONS. MUSIC =/= APPEARANCE CHOICES

I UNDERSTAND THAT THE BEATLES AND MADONNA WERE ALSO HIGHLY INFLUENTIAL AT ONE POINT TOO. BUT WHEN THEY LOOKED LIKE FUGLY ALIENS, WELL, THEY LOOKED LIKE FUGLY ALIENS. FASHION IMPACT =/= MUSICAL IMPACT.

[baggers]

EXCEPT I NEVER ONCE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER MUSIC OR THE IMPACT OF IT. L2READ. RATHER, I AM SIMPLY STATING THAT HER ENTIRE IMAGE, YES INCLUDING HER MUSIC, IS THIS WACKED OUT CHARACTER, BUT THAT IS SO MUCH BEYOND SIMPLY SINGING SOME SONGS.

EVEN FUGLY ALIENS HAVE A PLACE IN ~ART~.

[gizmospur]

ZOMG SRS BZNZ

[unfortunateggs]

FOR SCARYSTALKER: *LICK

FOR THE REST OF YOU: *TAR AND FEATHERING WITH BUBBLE GUM, LIVE OIL AND DILDOES AND A DOMME IN LEATHER WITH WAGNER'S PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND*

[gizmospur]

OMG IT'S LIKE A FREE RANDOM 101 COURSE HERE!