IT'S ONLY EARLY WHERE YOU ARE. WHICH IS CLEARLY NOT CAPSLOCKVILLE. COME ON, BB. GET WITH IT.
NOPE. OUTLETS. AFTER 12 PAGES ON GENOCIDE AND WHY THE NAZI'S DO WHAT THEY DO (< --- = AHAHAHAHAH BTW) IT'S ABSOLUTELY OUTLETS. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A POINT OF CONNECTION WHICH LEADS TO EXPLANATION/COMPREHENSION STOP NOW. THERE ISN'T ONE. IT'S JUST SO.
CAREFUL, THE EXAMS MIGHT LIKE THAT. THOUGH I TEND TO THINK THEY'RE SADISTS THEMSELVES BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. I'M SURE ONE OR FOUR LIKES TO SWITCH.
DAMNED OUTLETS. GENOCIDE AND NAZI'S... SOUNDS LIEK THIRD YEAR EUROPEAN HISTORY UP TO 1945 (YES, I HAS THOSE BOOKS!) 12 PAGES - DOUBLE SPACE, 250 WORDS PER PAGE. DON'T FORGET CITATIONS (PRIMO LEVI ANYONE?)
I'M 11 MINUTES AWAY FROM CAPSLOCKY FLAIL HERE. ALTHOUGH I'M TEMPTED TO POUR MY MENTAL CAPSLOCKY FLAIL INTO A POST... IT'S TOO FULL OF F*CKS AND OTHER FOUR LETTER WORDS THAT I TEND TO STOP AND LOCK EVERYTHING ONCE I HIT THE POST BUTTON.
PRIMO LEVI IS THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG AT THIS POINT. I'M DEALING WITH MICHAEL WALZER AND THE BISHOP'S PASTORAL LETTER AND ALL KINDS OF JUST WAR THEORY SUPER FUN TIMEZ. CAN YOU SENSE MY ENTHUSIASM FROM THERE?! -.-
DOOOOO EETTT. IT'S THERAPUTIC. IT'LL MAKE YOU ALL WARM AND FUZZY ON THE INSIDE. AND BEING FULL OF FU*CKS IS A GOOD THING, Y/Y?
I DO NOT HAVE SCHOOL OR FINALS, SO PLEASE, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION OF YOU SEXY BITCHES. THIS IS NOT A TEST. IT IS AN ACTUAL USE OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYS...OH, WRONG ANNOUNCEMENT.
AHEM.
LET'S SUPPOSE YOU KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE ON THE PHONE. I DO HAVE A LOVELY PHONE VOICE, BUT THAT VERY MUCH NOT THE POINT. SAY YOU CALL MY PLACE OF BUSINESS BECAUSE YOU WANT A PAPER CATALOG BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE THE INTERNET. (ALREADY WE HAVE ZEE PROBLEMS.)
DO YOU TELL THE NICE LADY ON THE PHONE (MOI) THAT SHE HAS A LOVELY PHONE VOICE AND BECAUSE OF THAT YOU CAN TELL THAT SHE LOVES JESUS?
WHAT. THE. EVER. LOVING. FUCK?
I'M REALLY GLAD THAT HE LOVES JESUS. I'M ALSO GLAD THAT HE DONATED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY OVER THE LAST THREE YEARS (GOOGLE FTW) BUT THIS IS JUST NOT SOMETHING I TELL STRANGERS ON THE PHONE.
I'M SO CONFUSED. SOMEONE PLEASE GROPE FONDLE GRAB ASS HELP ME!
I DID LAUGH TO MYSELF THAT I WAS, I THINK, READING THE HAWTNESS YOU'D WRITTEN FOR DRAGONWINE WHEN HE CALLED. ANDY WITH BELLS...IN... WELL IT MAKES ME MORE FORGIVING, I GUESS. JEEBUS WOULD BE SO PROUD.
ANDY WITH BELLS IN... (YES) I DIDN'T BOTHER GOING BEYOND THE (YOUR MIND WILL TAKE OVER FROM HERE THANKYOUVERYMUCHLY) POINT. :D
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE, I'VE HAD TO RETURN CALLS TO PEOPLE THAT PRESUME THAT I'M POSSESSING OF A Y CHROMOSOME EVEN THOUGH CLEARLY MY EMAIL ADDRESS, MY BUSINESS INFO AND WHATEVER OTHER DETAILS WOULD INDICATE THE OBV. LACK OF A Y CHROMOSOME.
I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FORCE IT TO CRACK BUT IF IT'S AT THE WATER AND NOT CRACKING I CAN TELL IT TO GTFO. WHICH I DO FAIRLY FREQUENTLY. AND THEN MOCK WHERE THE PARTICULAR HORSE CAN'T SEE/HEAR AND THAT'S ODDLES OF FUN TOO.
I WON'T TALK ABOUT THE TWO FTL T'INGS THAT HAPPENED ON MONDAY BECAUSE MY BP NUMBERS DON'T NEED TO JUMP UP THAT MUCH...
DEAR DRIVER OF THE BLACK SUV --
DEAR MR WEAVER-IN-AND-OUTER --
DON'T F*CKIN' TAILGATE ME, THEN WITHOUT SIGNALING, SWERVE TO THE LANE NEXT TO ME, ONLY TO F*CKIN' CUT ME OFF IN MY OWN F*CKIN' LANE, ONLY TO SLAM ON THE FUCKING BRAKES. BECAUSE TAILGATING, NO SIGNALING, AND THEN CUTTING SOMEONE OFF FOR THE FUCKING LOSE 'K?
ALL THIS WHILE YOU'RE PRESSIN' AWAY AT THE CRACKBERRY? GO DIAF! DON'T THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU MANHANDLIN' THEM BUTTONS LIKE MAD BECAUSE YOU HAD FAT@$$ FINGERS THAT KEPT SWITCHIN' THE PHONE FROM ONE SIDE OF YOUR FACE TO THE OTHER. WE HAS RULEZ IN THIS HERE PROVINCE. AND THAT INCLUDES NOT USING ELECTRONICS WHILE DRIVIN' AND THAT INCLUDES CELL-PHONES AND OTHER ELECTRONIC DEVICES.
NO LOVE, ME (THAT PISSED OFF GESTURIN' LIKE A CRAZED PERSON DRIVER IN FRONT, TO THE SIDE, AND BEHIND YOUR STUPIDITY)
YOU SAW ME STOP AT THE FIRST STOP SIGN THAT YOU ROLLED THROUGH. WHEN YOU CRUISE UP TO THE SECOND STOP SIGN WITH ME, ON A BICYCLE BEHIND YOU, AND YOU HAVE YOUR RIGHT TURN SIGNAL ON, I'M NOT CONVINCED THAT YOU'RE GOING TO STOP AND NOT MAKE A RIGHT TURN INTO ME. PLEASE DON'T GET ALL BUTT-HURT THAT I WAITED TO SEE WHAT STUPID THING YOU WERE GOING TO DO BEFORE I MADE A CHOICE THAT MIGHT KILL ME. THEN DO NOT GIVE ME THE FINGER.
PLZ GO PLAY WITH MATCHES IN A KEROSENE FACTORY WITH THE DRIVER OF THE BLACK SUV. KTHXBAI.
THAT BE HOW I WAS FEELIN' THIS EVENIN' WHEN THE CRAZED DRIVERS WERE ON THE ROAD (GOT CUT OFF FOUR TIMES GOING MAYBE 20 MILES?)
AH, ROLL THROUGH STOPS. THOSE ARE NOT STOPS. THOSE ARE ROLL-THROUGHS AND HENCE, ILLEGAL. IF PEOPLE HAVE EXTRA FINGERS, THEY CAN BIT THEM OFF AND EAT THEM OR SOMETHING. OR STICK IN PLACES WHERE SUN IS HARD TO BE SEEN. SOME DAYS I WANT TO JUST SCARE ALL THE DRIVERS OFF THE ROAD BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF WATCHING THE FOOLS DO EVERYTHING BUT DRIVE. :( PUT ON MAKEUP? CHANGE FROM SKIVVIES TO BUSINESS SUIT? SHAVE BOTH SIDES OF THE FACE? EAT A FULL MEAL? SMOKE, PUT ON LIPSTICK AND CHECK OUT THE MIRROR? PLUCK OUT WHITE HAIR? -- ALL THESE THINGS I'VE SEEN.
BEST THING I EVER SAW WAS A GUY DISAPPEAR FROM THE DRIVER'S SEAT IN A VAN AT A STOP LIGHT. HE REAPPEARED JUST AS THE LIGHT CHANGED TO GREEN. WEARING A CLOWN COSTUME.
GIZZO TO THE SPIZZO MENTIONED ME IN HER EVER-LOVING CAPSLOCK NAZI POST. I'M SO EXCITED
DUDE I AM SO READY TO TURN THIS BEYOTCH UP TO ELEVEN BUT UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE MY GUITAR HERO GUITARS (I SHIPPED THEM BACK HOME TO TEXAS WHERE I GET TO BE FOR THE WHOLE GLORIOUS TERRIFYINGLY, BONE-MELTINGLY HOT SUMMER) SO I CAN'T ROCK OUT WITH MY FIGURATIVE COCK OUT IRL BUT I WILL SO DO THIS THANG RIGHT HERE
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT *GUITAR*
*AMP*
*DRAMATIC PAUSE WITH FINGER ON THE SPECIAL BUTTON* (LET YOUR MINDS WANDER FREE IN THAT GUTTER, I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU)
*CRANKS THE CRACK UP ... AND UP ... AND UP*
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
ANYWAY, MY EXAMS ARE NEXT WEEK SO RIGHT NOW I'M IN BLISSFUL DENIAL MODE, BUT I FEEL YOUR PAIN GSPUR, FUTURISTICALLY OF COURSE
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IS IT OUTLETS OF EXPLORATION? AND NOT INLETS? O+O;
I AM A SADIST (FOR BEING NOT!GLEEFUL AT EXAMS). :: THWAP ::
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NOPE. OUTLETS. AFTER 12 PAGES ON GENOCIDE AND WHY THE NAZI'S DO WHAT THEY DO (< --- = AHAHAHAHAH BTW) IT'S ABSOLUTELY OUTLETS. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A POINT OF CONNECTION WHICH LEADS TO EXPLANATION/COMPREHENSION STOP NOW. THERE ISN'T ONE. IT'S JUST SO.
CAREFUL, THE EXAMS MIGHT LIKE THAT. THOUGH I TEND TO THINK THEY'RE SADISTS THEMSELVES BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. I'M SURE ONE OR FOUR LIKES TO SWITCH.
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DAMNED OUTLETS. GENOCIDE AND NAZI'S... SOUNDS LIEK THIRD YEAR EUROPEAN HISTORY UP TO 1945 (YES, I HAS THOSE BOOKS!) 12 PAGES - DOUBLE SPACE, 250 WORDS PER PAGE. DON'T FORGET CITATIONS (PRIMO LEVI ANYONE?)
I'M 11 MINUTES AWAY FROM CAPSLOCKY FLAIL HERE. ALTHOUGH I'M TEMPTED TO POUR MY MENTAL CAPSLOCKY FLAIL INTO A POST... IT'S TOO FULL OF F*CKS AND OTHER FOUR LETTER WORDS THAT I TEND TO STOP AND LOCK EVERYTHING ONCE I HIT THE POST BUTTON.
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DOOOOO EETTT. IT'S THERAPUTIC. IT'LL MAKE YOU ALL WARM AND FUZZY ON THE INSIDE. AND BEING FULL OF FU*CKS IS A GOOD THING, Y/Y?
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AHEM.
LET'S SUPPOSE YOU KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE ON THE PHONE. I DO HAVE A LOVELY PHONE VOICE, BUT THAT VERY MUCH NOT THE POINT. SAY YOU CALL MY PLACE OF BUSINESS BECAUSE YOU WANT A PAPER CATALOG BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE THE INTERNET. (ALREADY WE HAVE ZEE PROBLEMS.)
DO YOU TELL THE NICE LADY ON THE PHONE (MOI) THAT SHE HAS A LOVELY PHONE VOICE AND BECAUSE OF THAT YOU CAN TELL THAT SHE LOVES JESUS?
WHAT. THE. EVER. LOVING. FUCK?
I'M REALLY GLAD THAT HE LOVES JESUS. I'M ALSO GLAD THAT HE DONATED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY OVER THE LAST THREE YEARS (GOOGLE FTW) BUT THIS IS JUST NOT SOMETHING I TELL STRANGERS ON THE PHONE.
I'M SO CONFUSED. SOMEONE PLEASE GROPE FONDLE GRAB ASS HELP ME!
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YOU HAS A LOVELY PHONE VOICE... BUT JEEBUS? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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I DON'T KNOW!
I DID LAUGH TO MYSELF THAT I WAS, I THINK, READING THE HAWTNESS YOU'D WRITTEN FOR DRAGONWINE WHEN HE CALLED. ANDY WITH BELLS...IN... WELL IT MAKES ME MORE FORGIVING, I GUESS. JEEBUS WOULD BE SO PROUD.
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ANDY WITH BELLS IN... (YES) I DIDN'T BOTHER GOING BEYOND THE (YOUR MIND WILL TAKE OVER FROM HERE THANKYOUVERYMUCHLY) POINT. :D
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE, I'VE HAD TO RETURN CALLS TO PEOPLE THAT PRESUME THAT I'M POSSESSING OF A Y CHROMOSOME EVEN THOUGH CLEARLY MY EMAIL ADDRESS, MY BUSINESS INFO AND WHATEVER OTHER DETAILS WOULD INDICATE THE OBV. LACK OF A Y CHROMOSOME.
I LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE TO PLEASE CALL ME 'BOB.'
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YOU LEAD THE HORSE TO THE CRACK, MIX IT WITH ITS BARLEY AND OATS, THEN STARVE IT FOR A DAY OR TWO UNTIL THAT'S ALL IT'LL EAT
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DEAR DRIVER OF THE BLACK SUV --
DEAR MR WEAVER-IN-AND-OUTER --
DON'T F*CKIN' TAILGATE ME, THEN WITHOUT SIGNALING, SWERVE TO THE LANE NEXT TO ME, ONLY TO F*CKIN' CUT ME OFF IN MY OWN F*CKIN' LANE, ONLY TO SLAM ON THE FUCKING BRAKES. BECAUSE TAILGATING, NO SIGNALING, AND THEN CUTTING SOMEONE OFF FOR THE FUCKING LOSE 'K?
ALL THIS WHILE YOU'RE PRESSIN' AWAY AT THE CRACKBERRY? GO DIAF! DON'T THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU MANHANDLIN' THEM BUTTONS LIKE MAD BECAUSE YOU HAD FAT@$$ FINGERS THAT KEPT SWITCHIN' THE PHONE FROM ONE SIDE OF YOUR FACE TO THE OTHER. WE HAS RULEZ IN THIS HERE PROVINCE. AND THAT INCLUDES NOT USING ELECTRONICS WHILE DRIVIN' AND THAT INCLUDES CELL-PHONES AND OTHER ELECTRONIC DEVICES.
NO LOVE,
ME (THAT PISSED OFF GESTURIN' LIKE A CRAZED PERSON DRIVER IN FRONT, TO THE SIDE, AND BEHIND YOUR STUPIDITY)
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DEAR DRIVER OF CHAMPAGNE COLORED SUV,
YOU SAW ME STOP AT THE FIRST STOP SIGN THAT YOU ROLLED THROUGH. WHEN YOU CRUISE UP TO THE SECOND STOP SIGN WITH ME, ON A BICYCLE BEHIND YOU, AND YOU HAVE YOUR RIGHT TURN SIGNAL ON, I'M NOT CONVINCED THAT YOU'RE GOING TO STOP AND NOT MAKE A RIGHT TURN INTO ME. PLEASE DON'T GET ALL BUTT-HURT THAT I WAITED TO SEE WHAT STUPID THING YOU WERE GOING TO DO BEFORE I MADE A CHOICE THAT MIGHT KILL ME. THEN DO NOT GIVE ME THE FINGER.
PLZ GO PLAY WITH MATCHES IN A KEROSENE FACTORY WITH THE DRIVER OF THE BLACK SUV. KTHXBAI.
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AH, ROLL THROUGH STOPS. THOSE ARE NOT STOPS. THOSE ARE ROLL-THROUGHS AND HENCE, ILLEGAL. IF PEOPLE HAVE EXTRA FINGERS, THEY CAN BIT THEM OFF AND EAT THEM OR SOMETHING. OR STICK IN PLACES WHERE SUN IS HARD TO BE SEEN. SOME DAYS I WANT TO JUST SCARE ALL THE DRIVERS OFF THE ROAD BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF WATCHING THE FOOLS DO EVERYTHING BUT DRIVE. :( PUT ON MAKEUP? CHANGE FROM SKIVVIES TO BUSINESS SUIT? SHAVE BOTH SIDES OF THE FACE? EAT A FULL MEAL? SMOKE, PUT ON LIPSTICK AND CHECK OUT THE MIRROR? PLUCK OUT WHITE HAIR? -- ALL THESE THINGS I'VE SEEN.
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DUDE I AM SO READY TO TURN THIS BEYOTCH UP TO ELEVEN BUT UNFORTUNATELY I DON'T HAVE MY GUITAR HERO GUITARS (I SHIPPED THEM BACK HOME TO TEXAS WHERE I GET TO BE FOR THE WHOLE GLORIOUS TERRIFYINGLY, BONE-MELTINGLY HOT SUMMER) SO I CAN'T ROCK OUT WITH MY FIGURATIVE COCK OUT IRL BUT I WILL SO DO THIS THANG RIGHT HERE
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT *GUITAR*
*AMP*
*DRAMATIC PAUSE WITH FINGER ON THE SPECIAL BUTTON* (LET YOUR MINDS WANDER FREE IN THAT GUTTER, I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU)
*CRANKS THE CRACK UP ... AND UP ... AND UP*
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
ANYWAY, MY EXAMS ARE NEXT WEEK SO RIGHT NOW I'M IN BLISSFUL DENIAL MODE, BUT I FEEL YOUR PAIN GSPUR, FUTURISTICALLY OF COURSE
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