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yeah, so thursday i picked up twig. we went up to the bowling alley where my mom bowls with some of her friends to drop off a cookie order. sat down and had a beer. then, this girl comes up and my mom introduces her as "the skank that wants to bang your brother" ahahahahaha! it was the funniest thing ever! twig almost spit out his beer all over the table. i don't know if it's because she said "skank" or if it's because someone actually thought brian was hot. lol. then everyone got up to leave and twig looks at my mom and her friend and goes, "hey ma you want me to carry your balls." and she laughed for a good coupla minutes. one too many beers!
friday morning was hectic. I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH JEROME DUNCAN FORD! yeah, i don't miss those days of wearing a suit AT ALL. but, anyways, i went and sat with the new gsm there, and he's AWESOME! i'm so excited! i go back in 2 or 3 weeks depending on joanna taking her vaca. they're paying me WAY more, and i'm so psyched! i'm looking forward to loving life again! lol.
last night ash calls me and she's like, "hurry up and get ready and meet me over at jim's" ... WTF JIMS? lol. i love how people just get over things and say "fuck it". lol. you woulda asked her a month of so ago what she thought of jim and she prolly woulda kicked you in your nuts. so anyways, we went over there, and the groupies were there. weird seeing brooke and susan. brooke talked to me though. suprising. i always feel like they fricken hate me and talk smack the minute i'm out of the room. i don't trust them. and i can't help that i'm a bitch, because i feel like whatever, after some of the stuff that went on. but they left and took their bitch with them (jeff hahahahhahahahaha! i still love you kiddo). then i got mad at jim and told him to leave the 18 year old party and come to the bar. where he was being a little bitch ass, but we got a "yes" from paluch and eventually got one out of broke ass jim. walked in and jeff left. half the boys weren't there. saw nagy and doyle and we were standing around the podium, and we started writing all this shit on the menu. first i wrote, "suck me beautiful" and doyle started laughing. so i kept going... and wrote in the middle of the thing, "if you can't cum in her... cum on her" and that really got him laughing. so i wrote, "i love dick" and then gave him the pen, and the owner comes over, and there's "i love dick" right infront of him and doyle's holding the pen, so i'm just dying. and i walk away. and then, while i'm gone, he write's "yo, me and dave, treat nadine like a slave, give her a grade... A... A++, cuz, she's all up on neiz" don't ask what neiz is... drunk fuckers. him and nagy. lol. mingled with some other people. some guy bought me a shot, and now that i think about it, i don't think i ever said thank you. HA! i'm such a bitch. then, finally, i made it over to my table. i only talked to cancel for a few seconds, and then he bounced. and jim and paluch were whining, so i went up to pay for our tab... $6! I LOVE MY BARTENDER!
so we went back to jim's. then i was a total cock blocker to paluch. he walked off in the other room to talk to this girl, and i jumped on top of him and i was screaming, "ooooh steve, oh my god, yeah... that's how i like it baby... i love your cock!" and this girl hung up. he's like, "oh my god! i can't believe you just did that." cock block #2 for the night. HAHAHAHAHAH! then, me and jim went to taco bell. had some VERY interesting conversation on me and him, him and ash, why he broke up with ash, him and cathy... blah blah blah. listened to some hostility... yeah. got to taco bell and after taking forever and ever to order, got the food and went home. ash was being retarded drunk where i wanted to smack her. i asked her something and she wouldn't answer my question and kept being gay and i was so irritated. cause she was playing and didn't want to answer the question. i hate when she does that. i wanted to punch her. then i watched jim and paluch fight over $1 taco's. paluch ate both sides of one, and realized it wasn't his. and jim demolished the top part of paluch's taco. and paluch started arguing because he wanted HIS taco back and jim's like, "no look what you did to that taco, you ate both ends!" and then paluch was like, "so look what you did to mine! give it to me!" and jim's like, "yeah, look what i did and what i'm going to do... (takes another bite)" steve was getting so mad it was so funny. then, i had to lay down, and i fell asleep on the couch. then paluch came and jumped on me. (i guess i deserved that for fucking up his game earlier).
then i woke up and walked in the living room and saw jim sleeping and just left. went home to sleep for 3 hours, and then got up and started running late. but i got here 15 minutes late. oh well, who gives a rat. gotta go home today and make some cookies for brian... then prolly back to the bar.
i'm getting my hair done again tomorrow! yay!
closing thought: i'll have to blue balls. YEAH YOU WILL!
friday morning was hectic. I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH JEROME DUNCAN FORD! yeah, i don't miss those days of wearing a suit AT ALL. but, anyways, i went and sat with the new gsm there, and he's AWESOME! i'm so excited! i go back in 2 or 3 weeks depending on joanna taking her vaca. they're paying me WAY more, and i'm so psyched! i'm looking forward to loving life again! lol.
last night ash calls me and she's like, "hurry up and get ready and meet me over at jim's" ... WTF JIMS? lol. i love how people just get over things and say "fuck it". lol. you woulda asked her a month of so ago what she thought of jim and she prolly woulda kicked you in your nuts. so anyways, we went over there, and the groupies were there. weird seeing brooke and susan. brooke talked to me though. suprising. i always feel like they fricken hate me and talk smack the minute i'm out of the room. i don't trust them. and i can't help that i'm a bitch, because i feel like whatever, after some of the stuff that went on. but they left and took their bitch with them (jeff hahahahhahahahaha! i still love you kiddo). then i got mad at jim and told him to leave the 18 year old party and come to the bar. where he was being a little bitch ass, but we got a "yes" from paluch and eventually got one out of broke ass jim. walked in and jeff left. half the boys weren't there. saw nagy and doyle and we were standing around the podium, and we started writing all this shit on the menu. first i wrote, "suck me beautiful" and doyle started laughing. so i kept going... and wrote in the middle of the thing, "if you can't cum in her... cum on her" and that really got him laughing. so i wrote, "i love dick" and then gave him the pen, and the owner comes over, and there's "i love dick" right infront of him and doyle's holding the pen, so i'm just dying. and i walk away. and then, while i'm gone, he write's "yo, me and dave, treat nadine like a slave, give her a grade... A... A++, cuz, she's all up on neiz" don't ask what neiz is... drunk fuckers. him and nagy. lol. mingled with some other people. some guy bought me a shot, and now that i think about it, i don't think i ever said thank you. HA! i'm such a bitch. then, finally, i made it over to my table. i only talked to cancel for a few seconds, and then he bounced. and jim and paluch were whining, so i went up to pay for our tab... $6! I LOVE MY BARTENDER!
so we went back to jim's. then i was a total cock blocker to paluch. he walked off in the other room to talk to this girl, and i jumped on top of him and i was screaming, "ooooh steve, oh my god, yeah... that's how i like it baby... i love your cock!" and this girl hung up. he's like, "oh my god! i can't believe you just did that." cock block #2 for the night. HAHAHAHAHAH! then, me and jim went to taco bell. had some VERY interesting conversation on me and him, him and ash, why he broke up with ash, him and cathy... blah blah blah. listened to some hostility... yeah. got to taco bell and after taking forever and ever to order, got the food and went home. ash was being retarded drunk where i wanted to smack her. i asked her something and she wouldn't answer my question and kept being gay and i was so irritated. cause she was playing and didn't want to answer the question. i hate when she does that. i wanted to punch her. then i watched jim and paluch fight over $1 taco's. paluch ate both sides of one, and realized it wasn't his. and jim demolished the top part of paluch's taco. and paluch started arguing because he wanted HIS taco back and jim's like, "no look what you did to that taco, you ate both ends!" and then paluch was like, "so look what you did to mine! give it to me!" and jim's like, "yeah, look what i did and what i'm going to do... (takes another bite)" steve was getting so mad it was so funny. then, i had to lay down, and i fell asleep on the couch. then paluch came and jumped on me. (i guess i deserved that for fucking up his game earlier).
then i woke up and walked in the living room and saw jim sleeping and just left. went home to sleep for 3 hours, and then got up and started running late. but i got here 15 minutes late. oh well, who gives a rat. gotta go home today and make some cookies for brian... then prolly back to the bar.
i'm getting my hair done again tomorrow! yay!
closing thought: i'll have to blue balls. YEAH YOU WILL!