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yesterday, after work, i went to dsw and got the cutest shoes. i have no clue what i'll wear them with but i really don't care cause they're cute as fuck. then i picked up ash, and after getting ready for a fucking miss america pageant (she's pokier than i am) we finally got to the mall with only an hour to shop. i was kinda irritated, cause i had to rush around and i didn't have time to really look. i bought a new pair of pants, shirt and skirt from express and a top from limited.
then we went to dinner and i had the WORST salad ever. how can you make a bad salad? i'm never eating that again at red robin. sick ass shit.
then we went back to my house and i got changed to go up to marinelli's. we walked in and before i could even get to the bar, there were two shots set up for us. NICEEEEEE. (i toasted to being single) then, all the boys were up there besides doyle and tommy. so we were bullshitting with them. then we saw rob pieper across the bar and he came over and bought us shots. (ash toasted to having great sex over the summer hahah) that was nice of him. yeah so we're sitting there talking to him, and we're like, "so what's new with you." and he's like, "i'm getting married." WHOA! people getting married is so weird to me! we're getting old. then, santos came up and bought us shots. 3 shots in 10 minutes, FUCKING GREAT! (he toasted to beautiful women and ash toasted to sexy puerta-ricans... is that spelled right?) then he did a little strip tease for us. then, me and ash played pool and she beat me on pure luck. the first time i hit 3 of her balls in, helping her out. the second game i fucking hit the 8 ball in on accident. then ash started dancing with this girl, and she looked so familiar. it was michelle nurse. i haven't seen her in forever! since i went to russell's house for a party back when. so, we went back to the bar. talked to some people and this guy called me "sexy" so brian one upped him and brought me a flower, so i gave him a kiss on the cheeck. and the dude's like, "NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!" hahaha. then everyone made fun of my ugg boots. EVERY GUY MAKES FUN OF THEM. LIKE I WEAR THEM TO BE SEXY! OR LIKE I REALLY CARE IF GUYS DON'T LIKE THEM. i like them! besides, they didn't even know what they were. but santo's did, and he thought they were awesome. he was talking about how the girls where them down in his country. lol. yeah, so once nate made fun of like, my whole outfit, i just went to play pool with ang. ang got lucky like ash. i was playing pool really bad. i was good, but just made stupid mistakes at the end of every game. ash is really hard to play with thought because, well, 1 she sucks. and 2, she never breaks apart her shots, so all the balls are on one side of the table. she's what i like to call a "tapper". cause she just taps the balls, til one goes in. and they hardly move on the table. it's annoying. but anyways, went back to the bar. fucked with doyle. i two wayed him off nate's phone. lol. had him going. "whenever you feelin' froggy baby". then, ash got all pissed cause peech's side order was giving her total bitch looks. so ash went up to peech and told him to control his bitch. shortly after, they left. hahahahahahah. then, an hour or so goes by, and we walk out to our cars... and peech's chick is in her car, and he's hanging off her door like, on his knees. and ash was like, "peech, we love you!" and then before i shut my door, i was like, "call me later peechy." we were being total cock-blockers, just cuz we're bitter about not getting any. hahaha. then we called him, just to fuck with him and left him a nasty little vm. we're evil.
closing thought: time to go fishin' bitches.
then we went to dinner and i had the WORST salad ever. how can you make a bad salad? i'm never eating that again at red robin. sick ass shit.
then we went back to my house and i got changed to go up to marinelli's. we walked in and before i could even get to the bar, there were two shots set up for us. NICEEEEEE. (i toasted to being single) then, all the boys were up there besides doyle and tommy. so we were bullshitting with them. then we saw rob pieper across the bar and he came over and bought us shots. (ash toasted to having great sex over the summer hahah) that was nice of him. yeah so we're sitting there talking to him, and we're like, "so what's new with you." and he's like, "i'm getting married." WHOA! people getting married is so weird to me! we're getting old. then, santos came up and bought us shots. 3 shots in 10 minutes, FUCKING GREAT! (he toasted to beautiful women and ash toasted to sexy puerta-ricans... is that spelled right?) then he did a little strip tease for us. then, me and ash played pool and she beat me on pure luck. the first time i hit 3 of her balls in, helping her out. the second game i fucking hit the 8 ball in on accident. then ash started dancing with this girl, and she looked so familiar. it was michelle nurse. i haven't seen her in forever! since i went to russell's house for a party back when. so, we went back to the bar. talked to some people and this guy called me "sexy" so brian one upped him and brought me a flower, so i gave him a kiss on the cheeck. and the dude's like, "NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!" hahaha. then everyone made fun of my ugg boots. EVERY GUY MAKES FUN OF THEM. LIKE I WEAR THEM TO BE SEXY! OR LIKE I REALLY CARE IF GUYS DON'T LIKE THEM. i like them! besides, they didn't even know what they were. but santo's did, and he thought they were awesome. he was talking about how the girls where them down in his country. lol. yeah, so once nate made fun of like, my whole outfit, i just went to play pool with ang. ang got lucky like ash. i was playing pool really bad. i was good, but just made stupid mistakes at the end of every game. ash is really hard to play with thought because, well, 1 she sucks. and 2, she never breaks apart her shots, so all the balls are on one side of the table. she's what i like to call a "tapper". cause she just taps the balls, til one goes in. and they hardly move on the table. it's annoying. but anyways, went back to the bar. fucked with doyle. i two wayed him off nate's phone. lol. had him going. "whenever you feelin' froggy baby". then, ash got all pissed cause peech's side order was giving her total bitch looks. so ash went up to peech and told him to control his bitch. shortly after, they left. hahahahahahah. then, an hour or so goes by, and we walk out to our cars... and peech's chick is in her car, and he's hanging off her door like, on his knees. and ash was like, "peech, we love you!" and then before i shut my door, i was like, "call me later peechy." we were being total cock-blockers, just cuz we're bitter about not getting any. hahaha. then we called him, just to fuck with him and left him a nasty little vm. we're evil.
closing thought: time to go fishin' bitches.