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Apr 09, 2005 13:43

i'm bored, so go fuck yourself, k?

1)What's the middle name of first person you slept with? HA! i honestly don't know. that's gonna irritate me now...

2) What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they? hot pink.

3) What song do you want played at your funeral? who cares. one time someone said "sexual healing" though, and i thought that was funny. i would love to see people TRY to cry at that one.

4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action? what is jim's number? lol.

5) What would your last meal be before being executed? pizza or mongolian bbq.

6) Beatles or Stones? beatles.

7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? prolly freddy right now. he's so irritating.

8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear? ash's. she dramatizes over the dumbest shit, and when i point things out she either A) doesn't listen because she knows everything/can make excuses for whatever it is OR B) she gets pissed cause she thinks her opinion's right/or she knows i'm right and can't admit it. why ask my opinion then?

9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex? that they don't want to be all up my ass and like their space, that they respect you, that they don't lie over stupid things, that they're not walking around with the stress of the world on their shoulders. oh, and i don't like smokers.

10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them? no. i tell my friends straight out if i don't like something. some people call it being a bitch. i call it honesty. take it or leave it.

11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be? oh my god. to read people's minds. my life would be so much easier!

12) Favorite hangover cure? my purple blanket, any kind of food and the remote. that's right!

13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? dead drunk? prolly double digit's honestly. i have to drink like, 7 before i buzz.

14) Favorite Outkast lyric? If what they say is "Nothing is forever"
Then what makes, Then what makes, Then what makes
Then what makes, Then what makes LOOVVEEE?
(Love an exception)

15) Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? dark.

16) If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? prolly deaf. even though i would hate to not hear music... i could never do shit if i was blind.

17) Do you have any psychiatric problems? no.

18) Siblings that should go to rehab? not yet. hahaha.

19) Least favorite month? ugh... i dunno. i hate january usually. i hate winter weather.

20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody? brush the toilet with their toothbrush. yeah, don't piss me off. (OMG I DID THAT!)

21) First movie you remember seeing as a kid? dirty dancing or top gun.

22) Favorite person in the whole world? prolly eddie.

23) When's the last time you went on a date? w/ freddy.

24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? dirty dirty.

25) Fall or spring? fall.

26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? definitely freddy right now.

27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? carmen electra.

28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? i don't ever want to get brittle. ew.

29) Who is the person you can count on the most? myself.

30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor? that's a hard one. but i think paul walker is sexy.

31) What books have you pretended to read? none.

32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life? chaos.

33) What's your favorite drinking game? beer pong.

34) What did you dream about last night? oh my god. i can't say!

35) Favorite vices? drinking. ha!

36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone? i love you. screw that! for real.

closing thought: 1+1 does not equal 11 people!
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