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Question one: How come Jessica Alba is the invisible one in the new fantastic four movie? She should never be invisible. She should be the one who can stretch really far... wouldn’t that be fun? They should have made that guy from "the shield" the invisible one. I'm gonna go see it, and my 8 dollars is gonna be simply for the purposes of seeing Jessica Alba when she isn’t invisible.
Question two: Why has Stevie Wonder been going to pistons games? Yeah I know, he's been singing for the opening, and a damn good job I might add. But why does he stay for the game? I mean I have nothing against the handicap, but come on, he's not gonna know what’s going on.
Question three: Now I know this is a very cliché topic, but why is nobody helping poor Katie holms? Tom cruise is obviously a psycho. He giggles like an idiot, he runs around hugging his camera crew, and he acts like he's 5 years old. He also never ages, and that bothers me. Katie even switched to his religion of scientology, which makes me think... what is this scientology, and why has it been apparently taking over? Ill tell you why. Because L. Ron Hubbard, founder of scientology, is a madman. How come so many celebrities are joining it? I'll tell you why: scientology is expensive, and Hubbard wants money. Yes. Mooooneeeeey. Because of this madman, people like Katie are being sucked in and made to suffer. Tom cruise is like the apprentice and Hubbard is Jedi master. Speaking of star wars, I hear they're gonna make a live action TV series in-between the two trilogies. How are they gonna do it? Well here’s what I would do. Star of the series would be Luke of course. They would take a Smallville approach to it of course, making a story about his early love interest on the desert planet. They would grow up together, be best friends, and be in question when they get older and think about having a real relationship. the girl would be named Joey, she and Luke will have to come to terms that Joey also ends up liking Pacey, the asshole in the new star wars TV series. Joey would be played by Katie holms; she can pull off the loveable girl next door. Pacey can be played by Joshua Jackson, just because he was so good in the mighty ducks. Then Luke can be played by the second greatest actor in the world (Alec Baldwin 1), James Van Der Beek. Yes. That will be the new TV show. I don’t wanna wait.. for our lives to be ova!
Question 4: Why is Gus Van Sant working on a movie about the last few days in the life of Kurt Cobain? No on knows about those days. The entire film is just gonna be one long drawn out story about speculation. I swear to god if they make Courtney love look like a decent human being ill be pissed. Id also be pissed if they make Cobains suicide look glorious, like I’m thinking they're going to. Gus Van Sant needs to get back to work on good will hunting II: hunting season. Apple sauce, bitch!
Question 5: I still can’t stand Gwen Stefani. She is so god damn annoying.
Question 6: What is taking evanescence so long to come out with a new album? And why is Amy lee still dating that fuck head from seether? Seether sucks. The only song that they have that’s any good is the one with Amy lee in it. And that’s merely for the fact that Amy lees in it. Some day Amy lee will be mine. Not for Derek though, Derek’s a bitch and should be taken out back and shot for the greater good of society. I mean what kind of dumb fuck thinks that Statesville and Novi are the same city? God, I don’t know who I hate more, Derek or seether...
Question 7: Who do me hate more, Derek or seether? Man this is a tough one. I dislike them both so much. They both want Amy lee, though I’m not too worried about Derek since he's such a loser. But Derek doesn’t put out crappy music. Damn this is tough...
Alright, that’s about all I got for today. Keep it real, bitches.
Question two: Why has Stevie Wonder been going to pistons games? Yeah I know, he's been singing for the opening, and a damn good job I might add. But why does he stay for the game? I mean I have nothing against the handicap, but come on, he's not gonna know what’s going on.
Question three: Now I know this is a very cliché topic, but why is nobody helping poor Katie holms? Tom cruise is obviously a psycho. He giggles like an idiot, he runs around hugging his camera crew, and he acts like he's 5 years old. He also never ages, and that bothers me. Katie even switched to his religion of scientology, which makes me think... what is this scientology, and why has it been apparently taking over? Ill tell you why. Because L. Ron Hubbard, founder of scientology, is a madman. How come so many celebrities are joining it? I'll tell you why: scientology is expensive, and Hubbard wants money. Yes. Mooooneeeeey. Because of this madman, people like Katie are being sucked in and made to suffer. Tom cruise is like the apprentice and Hubbard is Jedi master. Speaking of star wars, I hear they're gonna make a live action TV series in-between the two trilogies. How are they gonna do it? Well here’s what I would do. Star of the series would be Luke of course. They would take a Smallville approach to it of course, making a story about his early love interest on the desert planet. They would grow up together, be best friends, and be in question when they get older and think about having a real relationship. the girl would be named Joey, she and Luke will have to come to terms that Joey also ends up liking Pacey, the asshole in the new star wars TV series. Joey would be played by Katie holms; she can pull off the loveable girl next door. Pacey can be played by Joshua Jackson, just because he was so good in the mighty ducks. Then Luke can be played by the second greatest actor in the world (Alec Baldwin 1), James Van Der Beek. Yes. That will be the new TV show. I don’t wanna wait.. for our lives to be ova!
Question 4: Why is Gus Van Sant working on a movie about the last few days in the life of Kurt Cobain? No on knows about those days. The entire film is just gonna be one long drawn out story about speculation. I swear to god if they make Courtney love look like a decent human being ill be pissed. Id also be pissed if they make Cobains suicide look glorious, like I’m thinking they're going to. Gus Van Sant needs to get back to work on good will hunting II: hunting season. Apple sauce, bitch!
Question 5: I still can’t stand Gwen Stefani. She is so god damn annoying.
Question 6: What is taking evanescence so long to come out with a new album? And why is Amy lee still dating that fuck head from seether? Seether sucks. The only song that they have that’s any good is the one with Amy lee in it. And that’s merely for the fact that Amy lees in it. Some day Amy lee will be mine. Not for Derek though, Derek’s a bitch and should be taken out back and shot for the greater good of society. I mean what kind of dumb fuck thinks that Statesville and Novi are the same city? God, I don’t know who I hate more, Derek or seether...
Question 7: Who do me hate more, Derek or seether? Man this is a tough one. I dislike them both so much. They both want Amy lee, though I’m not too worried about Derek since he's such a loser. But Derek doesn’t put out crappy music. Damn this is tough...
Alright, that’s about all I got for today. Keep it real, bitches.