Flags/Derek Sucks/Chappelle/SHEEEEEED
So the other day I saw something that confused the fuck out of me. I was walking to the SAC, ready to bitch about how the flag poles don't have flags, when all of a sudden... they put flags up. I swear to god, there are now flags on the infamous flagless flag poles. So for that, I would like to congratulate central michigan. Finally, after about 6 months of having flag poles without flags, someone got off their lazy ass and put up flags. I guess my live journal is finally having the effect and gaining the respect that it doesn’t deserve. Next goal: get bowling GREEN to turn their jerseys to the color GREEN and not orange... the bowling green. What a rip off. Just like barenaked ladies concerts.
I have a mission for you all. Talk to derek, and figure out what the fuck putnum is. one day, derek was editing his profile and he put the word putnum in it. I asked him what the hell putnum is, and he claims that it is a plan of my death that shall take place in 8 years, somehow centered around the number 3. He also claims that my death will be so amazing, that it will be studied for years and years afterwards, and that he will be commended for his ingenious plot of not only my death, but the fall of all who I care about and those who care about me. derek is a) to lazy to come up with such a brilliant plan, and b) to stupid to pull it off. therefore, putnum must be something else. it’s probably just him making up a word and putting it in his stupid profile so it would fuck with my mind, but god damnit its working. derek sucks. putnum will fall, damnit. putnum will fall.
I came across an article the other day, one that made me a bit upset, and I would like to share it with you now. mike epps decided to talk shit about dave chappelle. he says
"The thing about it is, the material he was doing wasn't him. He don't come from no crackheads on the streets and s**t. You can't talk about black people like that and you don't even represent that. You don't come into the community and kick it with black kids. You got white writers on your show. You got white boys writing, talking about black people on the show, you know what I'm saying?"
Well, I guess you learn something everyday. I could have sworn that chappelles show was actually a comedy. I never knew it was a real life documentary of how black people act; I thought it was satirical humor about the stereotypes about black people. I thought for sure that wayne brady was actually a nut job that kills people, and I thought for sure that the black white supremacist was real. but nope, I guess chappelle show just hires a bunch of white people to make black people look bad.
nobody acts like the people on chappelles show in real life, because it is a comedy. it is intended to make people laugh. and black or white, the writers do a damn good job of doing just that. look at south park. who actually gets offended by south park? the whole point of shows like that is to exaggerate stereotypes and make people realize how ridiculous they really are, like in blazing saddles. are you gonna tell me that because mel brooks and andrew bergman, two "white boys", wrote blazing saddles they are just misrepresenting black people intentionally? duh! it’s a joke. and epps is really one to talk. Friday didn’t exactly give the african american race the greatest name either.
but in lighter news, the pistons are in the finals, and shall compete tonight in game one against the spurs. but what are they truly trying to gain from all this? another ring? respect from critics? no. the goal of this year is to help rasheed wallace gain a title that has been given to only one other man. and that man is chris metry. if the pistons win the series, rasheed wallace will be an official pop culture icon. sheed has given us many quotes to live by, and has told the world the truth about the conspiracy of refs in the nba. its all politics, and sheed aint gonna stand for it. he is the Yoda of the pistons, able to predict the future. if you would like a complete history of sheed, read my previous journal entry about him. because of sheeds bravery and his intellectual search for truth, he has been nominated for the achievement of pop culture icon.
he also will need credentials for such an achievement. let me show you one man who supports the true hero:
Players like Rasheed Wallace act like it’s their birthright to be given millions of dollars and treated like kings. It’s embarrassing for those of us who have spent their lives in the NBA to see such antagonistic, ungrateful, resentful and obnoxious behavior.
-real life hypocrite and douche bag, bill walton
the thing about bill walton is, well... nobody likes him, and the world has pretty much learned, do and believe opposite of bill walton. so if he doesn’t like sheed, then sheed is probably a great athlete. perhaps some of what walton says is true. does sheed give a fuck? nope. and that’s what makes him sheed. so good luck sheed, perhaps you will join the ranks of chris metry.
(if you would like more information on chris metry, check out the chris metry fan club on facebook)
well kids, I hope you enjoyed my latest entry. keep it real, go pistons, fuck you epps, fuck you bill walton.
I have a mission for you all. Talk to derek, and figure out what the fuck putnum is. one day, derek was editing his profile and he put the word putnum in it. I asked him what the hell putnum is, and he claims that it is a plan of my death that shall take place in 8 years, somehow centered around the number 3. He also claims that my death will be so amazing, that it will be studied for years and years afterwards, and that he will be commended for his ingenious plot of not only my death, but the fall of all who I care about and those who care about me. derek is a) to lazy to come up with such a brilliant plan, and b) to stupid to pull it off. therefore, putnum must be something else. it’s probably just him making up a word and putting it in his stupid profile so it would fuck with my mind, but god damnit its working. derek sucks. putnum will fall, damnit. putnum will fall.
I came across an article the other day, one that made me a bit upset, and I would like to share it with you now. mike epps decided to talk shit about dave chappelle. he says
"The thing about it is, the material he was doing wasn't him. He don't come from no crackheads on the streets and s**t. You can't talk about black people like that and you don't even represent that. You don't come into the community and kick it with black kids. You got white writers on your show. You got white boys writing, talking about black people on the show, you know what I'm saying?"
Well, I guess you learn something everyday. I could have sworn that chappelles show was actually a comedy. I never knew it was a real life documentary of how black people act; I thought it was satirical humor about the stereotypes about black people. I thought for sure that wayne brady was actually a nut job that kills people, and I thought for sure that the black white supremacist was real. but nope, I guess chappelle show just hires a bunch of white people to make black people look bad.
nobody acts like the people on chappelles show in real life, because it is a comedy. it is intended to make people laugh. and black or white, the writers do a damn good job of doing just that. look at south park. who actually gets offended by south park? the whole point of shows like that is to exaggerate stereotypes and make people realize how ridiculous they really are, like in blazing saddles. are you gonna tell me that because mel brooks and andrew bergman, two "white boys", wrote blazing saddles they are just misrepresenting black people intentionally? duh! it’s a joke. and epps is really one to talk. Friday didn’t exactly give the african american race the greatest name either.
but in lighter news, the pistons are in the finals, and shall compete tonight in game one against the spurs. but what are they truly trying to gain from all this? another ring? respect from critics? no. the goal of this year is to help rasheed wallace gain a title that has been given to only one other man. and that man is chris metry. if the pistons win the series, rasheed wallace will be an official pop culture icon. sheed has given us many quotes to live by, and has told the world the truth about the conspiracy of refs in the nba. its all politics, and sheed aint gonna stand for it. he is the Yoda of the pistons, able to predict the future. if you would like a complete history of sheed, read my previous journal entry about him. because of sheeds bravery and his intellectual search for truth, he has been nominated for the achievement of pop culture icon.
he also will need credentials for such an achievement. let me show you one man who supports the true hero:
Players like Rasheed Wallace act like it’s their birthright to be given millions of dollars and treated like kings. It’s embarrassing for those of us who have spent their lives in the NBA to see such antagonistic, ungrateful, resentful and obnoxious behavior.
-real life hypocrite and douche bag, bill walton
the thing about bill walton is, well... nobody likes him, and the world has pretty much learned, do and believe opposite of bill walton. so if he doesn’t like sheed, then sheed is probably a great athlete. perhaps some of what walton says is true. does sheed give a fuck? nope. and that’s what makes him sheed. so good luck sheed, perhaps you will join the ranks of chris metry.
(if you would like more information on chris metry, check out the chris metry fan club on facebook)
well kids, I hope you enjoyed my latest entry. keep it real, go pistons, fuck you epps, fuck you bill walton.