Fuck the yankees
Fuck the yankees. So I went to work out at the SAC today, and as I leave, it’s yankees vs. orios, no score. I come back, and now its 10-0. God damnit. They have way too many good players, and yet they are third in their division. Fuck the yankees. Go sox. Jason Giabi is a cheater. I mean look at him, his neck is huge and he's sweating like a fat Mexican picking strawberries. He even admit to taking steroids, why is he still in this league? I also feel that Arod is a total bitch. Yeah he's playing well, but how many players do you know that swat the ball out of the 1st basemans glove, and then deny the totaly obvious? I'll bet he takes baths, and pees sitting down.
Womack sucks, i don't even know why he's on the yankees. Jeter sucks because he should have gone to U of M as oppose to the yankees. I also feel that henson should have stayed in michigan. Steinbrenner, an ohio state fan, clearly took henson just to piss off U of M, but steinbrenner i'll get to later. Gary Sheffeild, you are an old man, stop playing so god damn well, you suck. This being because he is a yankee. That also goes for Sierra and Bernie. Retire. And Matsui, lets face it, he doesnt want to be there. Steinbrenner clearly took his goons into the continent of asia and stole him. He probably had a family back home, but Steinbrenner captured him to save a few bucks. I don’t care what the numbers say, Matsui is one of two slaves in america (nigga sam is the other).
I also hate how all the yankees are a bunch of clean cut bitches. If major league baseball was a big college, the yankees would be those frat boy faggets wearing pink shirts with popped collars and drinking wine coolers. The red sox would clearly be the guys, in the case of central, living in chip village or herritage square beating the crap out of kids like the yankees. even if the red sox were on queer eye for the strait guy, which I almost cried when i saw, the yankees are clearly complete fags that give gay people a bad name. they probably put their cell phones on those stupid cell phone clips that attach to the belt.
Steinbrenner is the center of evil in the universe. He probably applauded at the end of starwars when Anakin became Vader and killed Natalie Portman. He reminds me of Milo Minderbinder from Catch-22 (tell me somebody got that reference...). He probably kicks puppies on his way to work, or asks his limo driver to park and do it for him. He probably hangs out with amber.
I hate those stupid pin stripes. And what i hate more is people who say "o wow drew, so the red sox won a world series. so what, that was the 1st time in 86 years". Well here’s my response to you assholes: Never in major league baseball has a team lead 3-0 in a series and lost since... forever. In fact, the last time it happened in major league sports period was in the 50's, and it was some hockey team. And also, the yankees are third in their division, and 8th in the american league. Their payroll is 205 million dollars... 205 MILLION DOLLARS!!! That is a ridiculous amount of money, and yet they are not the number one team in baseball. Now some will say, uhhh errrr the red sox are second though. And yes, that is true, the red sox are spending 121 million dollars, putting them in 2nd place for the most money being spend. That’s an 84 million dollar difference. 84 million dollars! With that much money, the red sox could the entire Chicago white sox, who by the way have the best record in baseball right now, 13 games ahead of the new york yankees. George Steinbrenner, your evil empire will crumble.
Fuck the yankee's, keep it real y'all.
PS, the pride of the yankees is hands down the worst film of all time. I would rather watch gigli 18 times in a row then listen to that cornball speach about being the luckiest man in the world.
PPS, while i was typing this entry the yankees managed to score two more runs. fuck the yankees.
Womack sucks, i don't even know why he's on the yankees. Jeter sucks because he should have gone to U of M as oppose to the yankees. I also feel that henson should have stayed in michigan. Steinbrenner, an ohio state fan, clearly took henson just to piss off U of M, but steinbrenner i'll get to later. Gary Sheffeild, you are an old man, stop playing so god damn well, you suck. This being because he is a yankee. That also goes for Sierra and Bernie. Retire. And Matsui, lets face it, he doesnt want to be there. Steinbrenner clearly took his goons into the continent of asia and stole him. He probably had a family back home, but Steinbrenner captured him to save a few bucks. I don’t care what the numbers say, Matsui is one of two slaves in america (nigga sam is the other).
I also hate how all the yankees are a bunch of clean cut bitches. If major league baseball was a big college, the yankees would be those frat boy faggets wearing pink shirts with popped collars and drinking wine coolers. The red sox would clearly be the guys, in the case of central, living in chip village or herritage square beating the crap out of kids like the yankees. even if the red sox were on queer eye for the strait guy, which I almost cried when i saw, the yankees are clearly complete fags that give gay people a bad name. they probably put their cell phones on those stupid cell phone clips that attach to the belt.
Steinbrenner is the center of evil in the universe. He probably applauded at the end of starwars when Anakin became Vader and killed Natalie Portman. He reminds me of Milo Minderbinder from Catch-22 (tell me somebody got that reference...). He probably kicks puppies on his way to work, or asks his limo driver to park and do it for him. He probably hangs out with amber.
I hate those stupid pin stripes. And what i hate more is people who say "o wow drew, so the red sox won a world series. so what, that was the 1st time in 86 years". Well here’s my response to you assholes: Never in major league baseball has a team lead 3-0 in a series and lost since... forever. In fact, the last time it happened in major league sports period was in the 50's, and it was some hockey team. And also, the yankees are third in their division, and 8th in the american league. Their payroll is 205 million dollars... 205 MILLION DOLLARS!!! That is a ridiculous amount of money, and yet they are not the number one team in baseball. Now some will say, uhhh errrr the red sox are second though. And yes, that is true, the red sox are spending 121 million dollars, putting them in 2nd place for the most money being spend. That’s an 84 million dollar difference. 84 million dollars! With that much money, the red sox could the entire Chicago white sox, who by the way have the best record in baseball right now, 13 games ahead of the new york yankees. George Steinbrenner, your evil empire will crumble.
Fuck the yankee's, keep it real y'all.
PS, the pride of the yankees is hands down the worst film of all time. I would rather watch gigli 18 times in a row then listen to that cornball speach about being the luckiest man in the world.
PPS, while i was typing this entry the yankees managed to score two more runs. fuck the yankees.