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First off, Gwen Stefani needs to shut the fuck up. I'm not sure what a hollaback girl is, but im sure its another way of saying slut, and im sure thats exactly what gwen is. She thinks that by dressing like a fruitcake she's cool, but she really isnt any more unique then girls from grosse pointe wearing abercrombie. And this isnt the fucking 80's gwen. Her lyrics are also god awful. for example:
If I was a Rich Girl
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
speaking of bad lyrics, i am reminded of a 311 song that me and jared stumbled upon about a year ago.
"I kick nonsense in French tasty like Crepe Suzette
I bet you're feeling famished for a 311 sandwich"
a 311 sandwich??? what the fuck is a 311 sandwich, and who would feel famished for something like that besides dana roosen? most of the other lyrics in this song are horrible as well.
and if you think i'm joking about this, go to this website:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/311/salsa.html
i do like 311, don't get me wrong, but some of their lyrics are just terrible. DMX writes more meaningful lyrics. Celine Dion writes better lyrics. Wesley Willis writes better lyrics, and he wrote about whooping batmans ass. i swear to god 311 hires a retarted drunken gorilla to write their lyrics. you could probably turn one of my journal entries into a song and the lyrics would make more sense. i also dislike the song amber, ryan needs to stop playing it strictly for the purposes of pissing me off(read the entry below and you can put the puzzle together). ryans an asshole, but not as much as "311 song". she's probably reading this too. o well, its not like im the only person that thinks this.
speaking of drunken gorillas, do you ever think they get sick of the stereotype of them eating bananas? i mean im sure theres other things they like to eat. giving gorrillas banana is like giving a black man grilled chicken and menthols, or giving an asian guy a rice pattys and a fortune cookie, or giving a spanish person tacos or a pile of shit. i mean, these stereotypes have to end. come on people, open up your eyes!
not that white people are perfect. i dont know too many other races in which its ok for guys to wear pink shirts. o wait, its not ok for guys to wear pink shirts. i dont hate gay people, but people who wear pink shirts need to stop being such fags. in fact, gay people should dislike guys who wear pink shirts. those fags give gay people a bad name.
man, i could really go for a sandwich, so until next time, keep it real.
If I was a Rich Girl
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
speaking of bad lyrics, i am reminded of a 311 song that me and jared stumbled upon about a year ago.
"I kick nonsense in French tasty like Crepe Suzette
I bet you're feeling famished for a 311 sandwich"
a 311 sandwich??? what the fuck is a 311 sandwich, and who would feel famished for something like that besides dana roosen? most of the other lyrics in this song are horrible as well.
and if you think i'm joking about this, go to this website:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/311/salsa.html
i do like 311, don't get me wrong, but some of their lyrics are just terrible. DMX writes more meaningful lyrics. Celine Dion writes better lyrics. Wesley Willis writes better lyrics, and he wrote about whooping batmans ass. i swear to god 311 hires a retarted drunken gorilla to write their lyrics. you could probably turn one of my journal entries into a song and the lyrics would make more sense. i also dislike the song amber, ryan needs to stop playing it strictly for the purposes of pissing me off(read the entry below and you can put the puzzle together). ryans an asshole, but not as much as "311 song". she's probably reading this too. o well, its not like im the only person that thinks this.
speaking of drunken gorillas, do you ever think they get sick of the stereotype of them eating bananas? i mean im sure theres other things they like to eat. giving gorrillas banana is like giving a black man grilled chicken and menthols, or giving an asian guy a rice pattys and a fortune cookie, or giving a spanish person tacos or a pile of shit. i mean, these stereotypes have to end. come on people, open up your eyes!
not that white people are perfect. i dont know too many other races in which its ok for guys to wear pink shirts. o wait, its not ok for guys to wear pink shirts. i dont hate gay people, but people who wear pink shirts need to stop being such fags. in fact, gay people should dislike guys who wear pink shirts. those fags give gay people a bad name.
man, i could really go for a sandwich, so until next time, keep it real.