exam week, time to share some intellectuality
Well, i haven't had much time to write this week due to exams, but now i would like to discuss the top 5 things that i either learned or observed during my studys (In no particular order):
-Doctor Seuss books seriously are about communism. I know this may sound stupid, coming from the person who compared mario video games to the novel 1984/the starwars series/half baked, but this is actually true. Most english professors acknowledge this. (I always thought Cindy Lou Who was a commie...)
-To fund further projects, Leonardo De Vinci would create religious paintings, and sell them to the government, or religous groups. But ironically, there were always hidden anit-religious messages in the paintings, eg in "the last supper", look for the more feminine looking one. This is supposedly the jesus's bitch, no joke (Read the Da Vinci Code). Wow, religous folk are ignorant, go figure...
-In between my studies, i watched the new preview for star wars episode 3. looks pretty killer, but did anyone else notice the building with smoke coming out of it, in the setting of a morning with scattered clouds? im tellin ya, its 9-11 intergalactic style. check that shit out...
-Quote from "Biological Psychology", written by the esteemed James W. Kalat, professor at North Carolina State, recipient of a Ph.D from Duke: "You have no doubt heard of people being rushed to the hospital after overdosing on opiates or cocaine, but how often have you heard of anyone overdosing on marijuana? Marijuana has no effect on heartbeat or breathing" Now dont get me wrong, i'm not a pot head, but while reviewing for this class, i learned that marijuana has less effects, long term and short, then the two legal drugs. nicotine and alcohol. Maybe those hippies were right after all...
-Definition from a psych book: Exhibitionism: "Displaying ones genitals to another person with out his or her consent." Wow, sounds like a real hoot! My weekends planned.
well, i hope this entry didnt get too intelligent for all you fucking retards out there who actually use their time to read this. I promise the next one will be far less intelligent, and will involve either gummy bears, the movie caddy shack, bush politics, the classic board game shoots and ladders, bouncy balls, chewing gum, tin cans or christianity. So until next time, keep it real y'all!
(I really have nothing against those who are religious, it's just very easy to poke fun)
-Doctor Seuss books seriously are about communism. I know this may sound stupid, coming from the person who compared mario video games to the novel 1984/the starwars series/half baked, but this is actually true. Most english professors acknowledge this. (I always thought Cindy Lou Who was a commie...)
-To fund further projects, Leonardo De Vinci would create religious paintings, and sell them to the government, or religous groups. But ironically, there were always hidden anit-religious messages in the paintings, eg in "the last supper", look for the more feminine looking one. This is supposedly the jesus's bitch, no joke (Read the Da Vinci Code). Wow, religous folk are ignorant, go figure...
-In between my studies, i watched the new preview for star wars episode 3. looks pretty killer, but did anyone else notice the building with smoke coming out of it, in the setting of a morning with scattered clouds? im tellin ya, its 9-11 intergalactic style. check that shit out...
-Quote from "Biological Psychology", written by the esteemed James W. Kalat, professor at North Carolina State, recipient of a Ph.D from Duke: "You have no doubt heard of people being rushed to the hospital after overdosing on opiates or cocaine, but how often have you heard of anyone overdosing on marijuana? Marijuana has no effect on heartbeat or breathing" Now dont get me wrong, i'm not a pot head, but while reviewing for this class, i learned that marijuana has less effects, long term and short, then the two legal drugs. nicotine and alcohol. Maybe those hippies were right after all...
-Definition from a psych book: Exhibitionism: "Displaying ones genitals to another person with out his or her consent." Wow, sounds like a real hoot! My weekends planned.
well, i hope this entry didnt get too intelligent for all you fucking retards out there who actually use their time to read this. I promise the next one will be far less intelligent, and will involve either gummy bears, the movie caddy shack, bush politics, the classic board game shoots and ladders, bouncy balls, chewing gum, tin cans or christianity. So until next time, keep it real y'all!
(I really have nothing against those who are religious, it's just very easy to poke fun)