Elimination of a totalitarain society + 2 other random tales
Well, it's been a while since i wrote in here about all the important issues that i usually talk about, so here we go.
the other day, i decided to destroy something beautiful. derek was telling me that he was gonna throw out his couch. i then saw a hammer, and i felt the most appropriate action would be to destroy the couch that once belonged to spence, my old RA. i took the mallet, and started beating it, and yelling things such as "MCLEOD!" "_____"(a color, also a song by 311.... anyone who knows me knows what im talking about) "GEORGE STEINBRENNER" "BUCKNER" and "AROD". Then metry decided to join me in my efforts by grabbing a 20 pound weight and hitting the other side. there was a slight misfortune when the hammer that daria lent me broke, but i then went and got my metal one and continued my efforts. good times were had by all.
I think its time for the truth to get out about rasheed wallace. One day larry brown was walking from his car to work, and he found a bum curled up in a blanket, begging for crack cocaine. but larry saw that this man had something. raw skill to play the basketball. but he wasnt just instantly good. larry had to offer him something. so in exchange for playing with the pistons, wallace is paid in crack, 40's and mcdonalds french fries. come on, look at the guy and tell me this story is that unlikely.
I also managed to destroy a totalitarian society. oh, i am not joking either. it took me all day, but now the citizens can play in the streets with out being attacked by those turtles with wings, or little gumbas or those badgers with the sun glasses. luckily i managed to defeat the evil dictator known as "king koopa", or "king bowser". he was elected to power through by making false claims of an improved economy, a better educational system, free hot dogs on tuesdays and a peacful society.
but once he had power, he soon turned on congress by fabricating a war and tricking the congress to make him supreme chancellor and to be given full power because of the war. little did anyone know, he had been planning that for years. he created clones of little gumbas to attack an army that he secretly had power in as well. the clones eventually won, and bowser even managed to wipe out most of the sacred plumbers, who were the keepers of the peace for over 10000 years. he did this by seducing their "chose one" who was supposed to bring balance to the land. the chosen one, whose name was wario, became too clouded by the dark vision. together they wiped out what they thought was all of the plumbers, but luckily two managed to make it out. mario and luigi.
20 years later they were brought together by fate, and they set forth to make the world a better place. king bowser turned the once republic nation into an expanding empire of totalitarian evil. the outlook was not good, especially when luigi dropped out of the quest to become a free lance plumer with his furry pal. but mario managed to pick up a victory, when mario stormed into the "death castle". but wario chased down mario, and almost destroyed him. but out of nowhere, luigi returned and slapped his ass back to compton. this gave mario time to destroy the proper ventilation shaft, causing a chain reaction to destroy the castle.
mario and luigi went and trained with an unkown ancient warrier. and they went to do battle with their nemisis, who stole marios crush at the time, princess peach, from alderan... i think thats right. but then luigi got frozen in a large ice block, and mario found out that his nemisis wario was actually his own father. this put him in a bad loop, for he was unsure if he could bring himself to kill his own dad.
But its more complex then that. wanna know what happened? wanna know what i think happened? first of all, to understand what happened to mario, you gotta understand who mario was. now mario was born to a 3 legged bitch of a mother. but he was always ashamed of this, man. and then right after that he was adopted by a man named tedo liebwood. he's a small time gunrunner, and fight promoter. so he puts mario into training, and man marios good. he is damn good! but then, he had the fight of his life. he was put up against his other brother, nibbles. and mario was like no man, thats my brother, i cant fight nibbles! and they made him fight anyway... and mario, killed nibbles. and mario said, thats it! he called off all his fights, and started smoking crack and he... wigged out! and in a rage, he collapsed... and his heart was no longer the same... wow.
well thatll do for now, until next time, keep it real.
the other day, i decided to destroy something beautiful. derek was telling me that he was gonna throw out his couch. i then saw a hammer, and i felt the most appropriate action would be to destroy the couch that once belonged to spence, my old RA. i took the mallet, and started beating it, and yelling things such as "MCLEOD!" "_____"(a color, also a song by 311.... anyone who knows me knows what im talking about) "GEORGE STEINBRENNER" "BUCKNER" and "AROD". Then metry decided to join me in my efforts by grabbing a 20 pound weight and hitting the other side. there was a slight misfortune when the hammer that daria lent me broke, but i then went and got my metal one and continued my efforts. good times were had by all.
I think its time for the truth to get out about rasheed wallace. One day larry brown was walking from his car to work, and he found a bum curled up in a blanket, begging for crack cocaine. but larry saw that this man had something. raw skill to play the basketball. but he wasnt just instantly good. larry had to offer him something. so in exchange for playing with the pistons, wallace is paid in crack, 40's and mcdonalds french fries. come on, look at the guy and tell me this story is that unlikely.
I also managed to destroy a totalitarian society. oh, i am not joking either. it took me all day, but now the citizens can play in the streets with out being attacked by those turtles with wings, or little gumbas or those badgers with the sun glasses. luckily i managed to defeat the evil dictator known as "king koopa", or "king bowser". he was elected to power through by making false claims of an improved economy, a better educational system, free hot dogs on tuesdays and a peacful society.
but once he had power, he soon turned on congress by fabricating a war and tricking the congress to make him supreme chancellor and to be given full power because of the war. little did anyone know, he had been planning that for years. he created clones of little gumbas to attack an army that he secretly had power in as well. the clones eventually won, and bowser even managed to wipe out most of the sacred plumbers, who were the keepers of the peace for over 10000 years. he did this by seducing their "chose one" who was supposed to bring balance to the land. the chosen one, whose name was wario, became too clouded by the dark vision. together they wiped out what they thought was all of the plumbers, but luckily two managed to make it out. mario and luigi.
20 years later they were brought together by fate, and they set forth to make the world a better place. king bowser turned the once republic nation into an expanding empire of totalitarian evil. the outlook was not good, especially when luigi dropped out of the quest to become a free lance plumer with his furry pal. but mario managed to pick up a victory, when mario stormed into the "death castle". but wario chased down mario, and almost destroyed him. but out of nowhere, luigi returned and slapped his ass back to compton. this gave mario time to destroy the proper ventilation shaft, causing a chain reaction to destroy the castle.
mario and luigi went and trained with an unkown ancient warrier. and they went to do battle with their nemisis, who stole marios crush at the time, princess peach, from alderan... i think thats right. but then luigi got frozen in a large ice block, and mario found out that his nemisis wario was actually his own father. this put him in a bad loop, for he was unsure if he could bring himself to kill his own dad.
But its more complex then that. wanna know what happened? wanna know what i think happened? first of all, to understand what happened to mario, you gotta understand who mario was. now mario was born to a 3 legged bitch of a mother. but he was always ashamed of this, man. and then right after that he was adopted by a man named tedo liebwood. he's a small time gunrunner, and fight promoter. so he puts mario into training, and man marios good. he is damn good! but then, he had the fight of his life. he was put up against his other brother, nibbles. and mario was like no man, thats my brother, i cant fight nibbles! and they made him fight anyway... and mario, killed nibbles. and mario said, thats it! he called off all his fights, and started smoking crack and he... wigged out! and in a rage, he collapsed... and his heart was no longer the same... wow.
well thatll do for now, until next time, keep it real.