Brain Capacitator at 34%; Steadily Declining
* Went to a party down in Santa Cruz with Jennifer. Came home 2 hours after my curfew. Found my parents were not home and then remembered they were going to a Tupperware party tonight. I didn't think Tupperware parties lasted past 2AM. Beginning to think that they most likely did not go to a Tupperware party, after all. With as many Tupperware parties as they go to, there is only 1 Tupperware item in our entire household. It's a salad bowl with a stay-fresh lid. I enjoy it very much. I hope Jennifer makes it home okay. Her Brain Capacitator was around 18% for various reasons. I saw a lot of weird things tonight; Many drunk, stoned, and discombobulated individuals. Jennifer was all 3, which made the drive home very interesting. Must go feed my dog and pass out.