Lets look at the numbers

[yellzer]

Age: 38
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 191 (normal (97-148)
Waist: 44" (normal 35)
Chol: 245 (normal 125-199)
HDL: 51 (normal >/= 60)
Tri-glyceride: 153 (Normal <150)
LDL: 163 (normal 55-99)
Non-HDL: 194 (normal <130)
Glucose: 81 (normal 65-99)
Body Mass: 37 (normal 18.5-24.9)
Blood Pressure: 108/66 (normal <120/80)

Can't do anything about my age or height, and my blood pressure is fantastic, but the rest has got to change...STAT!