GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED BBS
GUESS WHO'S GONNA GO CRY NOW ;A;
And now for Aqua! I have come without tissues and will likely regret this. Starting most of the way through the Land of Departure's cutscenes for her, since a lot of them are the same across the three stories.
- ...Lynx isn't even looking and she's making comments on the cut scenes XD
- Thing is, they aren't going to tell us what that knowledge is until just about the end, are they. :|
- VANITAS YOU WILL NEVER BE LESS OF A CREEP
- "Insomuch?" This game. XD
- OSHI- CLOISTER BELL
- "As you know, he is master no more, but he's still pretty badass."
- "Xehanort left his cell phone off. Go track him down."
- Oh sob Eraqus ;~;
- And for screwing this all up, Xehanort, I really can't stand you. :|
- BRB shipping it |D
- SUPER SUIT UP
- I will never get over Ven going "WOW THIS IS REALLY COOL 8D"
- SUPER SUIT UP TIMES THREE
- Because Vanitas is an asshole, that's why.
- Seriously, Terra, the Prince is absolutely useless.
- IF YOU KEEP ON BELIEVING, THE DREAM THAT YOU WISH WILL COME TRUE
- WHAT THE-
- Why on Earth are they all psychic
- AQUA =/= CINDERELLA, GUYS. THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT
- Hang on, I thought the Tremaines lived out in the boonies.
- ...hang on, Fairy Godmother, I thought light was the best weapon against the darkness.
- "Then I'm honored." Oh Aqua why are you so awesome
- Fairy Godmother + Aqua = So Freaking Awesome OMG
- "HOW DID I GET SO SMAAAAAAAALL- wait"
- Wait hang on you have a Keyblade! Just open the door using that!
- /trying not to wallbang at French pronunciation
- GOOD JOB THERE, AQUA
- "Call me Grace :D"
- Oh I love the Duke
- "You should let her go first." fffffff Aqua ILU so much XD
- Where on Earth was she keeping that? Slipperspace?
- Lady Tremaine does not believe in happy endings.
- ...which is okay because she just got pumpkin bombed WHAT
- WHAT THE EVERLOVING HELL
- HI THERE I'M AN EVIL CARRIAGE
- DEMONIC HORSES SOLD SEPARATELY
- Can I have the Fairy Godmother as a party member?
- Nobody ever told Snow White not to take candy or other foodstuffs from strangers.
- Way to come in at an awkward moment, Aqua
- Aqua, don't you know cure yet?
- Evidently they immediately mistrust boys but girls are a-okay.
- MY GOD THE PRINCE EXISTS AND TALKS AND EVERYTHING HOT DAM
- ...for all the difference that made.
- I swear, the three of them are all psychic somehow. Terra's precognitive, Aqua's intuitive, and Ven...is to cute to be allowed. IDK.
- ATTACKED BY A MIRROR, ROUND TWO
- The glass lid has magically disappeared.
- Shades of Romeo and Juliet here. o_o Luckily, this is Disney!
- Hello sudden flashback mode
- asldfkajslka ;~; DAMMIT VEN AND AQUA WHY SO CUTE
- Shiny...flying...thing. Um.
- OH WAIT THAT WAS HER HEART. RIGHT.
- I love how "Terra would never do that" is revealed in this fantastic "duh" tone of voice.
- Evidently talking is a free action. It's not like there's a Maleficent right there or anything.
- "How do you know about the Keyblade?" "I read the spoilers on TV Tropes."
- So you locked her up and...left her with the key. Not the most solid of plans there.
- Philip still has some fantastic uncanny valley going on.
- "He has to do it alone." "I'm coming with him." "Yes of course." \O_o/
- "In a bower of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
- AGAIN: YOU POSSESSED HIM, YOU CRAZY BITCH
- AND ALL THE POWERS OF MY IMAGINATION HELL
- Yeah, that whole "Sword of Truth" idea doesn't work when the villain comes back for the next game.
- A WINNER IS ME 8D
- Aqua, why are you lecturing her about love? I thought there were other things you wanted to know.
- "You better stay strong for me." Oh hell I ship it so much ;~;
- FOLLOW THAT CAB
- Scrooge is everywhere.
- And I love him for it.
- He is so very, very stereotypically Scottish and I just love it.
- AWWWWW BITTY KAIRI 8D
- What the hell, Aqua, of course you can fight these things :|
- ffffffahaha I love the football carry XD
- Wow, that was a quick turnaround.
- There have got to be easier ways to travel.
- Oh gorrammit you are so incredibly cute ;^;
- So Kairi hanging out in Sora's heart was Aqua's doing. Talk about planning ahead.
- There is no such thing as accident in this game.
- ...hang on, I don't think Aqua's got a catch phrase. I don't have a drinking game for this story! WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
- For the third time, because I will never get over how awesome this move is: FINISH HIM
- "He said to take two grownups." I will never not love this scene. The fambly ;~;
- "I laugh in the face of danger! Hahahaha!"
- Dammit Ven you are such a teenager :|
- "Uh- what book- okay 8D;;;"
- WHAT VANITAS GET OUT OF HERE
- NOBODY LIKES YOU
- PWN HIS ASS, AQUA
- Thank you, Aqua :D That is an ass sufficiently pwned.
- OH GOD THAT LAUGH WHY D8
- AQUA WHY DIDN'T YOU DOUBLE TAP
- SERIOUSLY. HEADSHOT. JUST. AUGH.
- Teenagers never listen to their mothers, Aqua. This is a given.
- Aqua you are amazing. XD "...huh?"
- Pete why are you rolling your r's
- "I didn't know bona fide heroes got to pick." OHHHHHHH BUUUUUUUURN
- Horace why are you amazing
- "Excuse me, your Majesty. Where are my manners?" Aqua what century are you from and why are you so awesome XD
- We really need that hero speech in the Coliseum.
- Yeah right, Pete.
- Saw that coming, does not make me love it any less. XD
- Pete, you do not want Minnie using that Faith command on you. YOu do not.
- WHAT BROOM GUARDS WHAT
- That would creep me out more than anything 8D;;;
- Royalberry ice cream. I absolutely love this.
- Oh man this is absolute cute overload ;A;
- Now I want to know what Ven's and Terra's ice cream flavors are.
- Not the best choice of minions there, Maleficent. :/
- "The 'Snow Cone' Gets Licked." Who writes these? XD
- Aqua does what any sane woman would do when finding a balding half-goat hitting on her.
- "Terra-bull." OH GOD DISNEY PUNS AAAAAAA
- Way to get with the program, Aqua.
- "Thank you but hell no. 8D"
- Jeez Phil you are such a lech
- Zack: Less drama, moar fighting. :D
- Aqua, please punch Hades in the face. Please.
- That was some really stilted delivery for James Woods.
- "If only I were up against him!" You'd get your ass kicked, Zack. :/
- "I'm a woman and I kick more ass than all of you combined." HELL YEAH AQUA
- OH HEY SNOW CONE JOKE
- ..."stay tuned?" We'll be right back after these messages? What?
- SERIOUSLY, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD HIT ON ME
- Oh hell she's so awkward and I love it XD
- The one situation where Aqua has no idea what she's doing. Eraqus obviously does not give training for the dating scene.
- IT'S DOOMED PREQUELITIS, ZACK, WE'RE NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN ;;;
- "You too, Terra. Keep fighting." Bawwww ;~;
- D'awww Stitch's Wayfinder
- Nobody in this game knows how to do Shakespearean asides.
- Gantu: WHERE ARE ALL THESE STOWAWAYS COMING FROM
- Aqua: Look, I just got back from a world where everyone was hitting on me. I don't want to "stay close."
- YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME THEM
- Aqua >>>>>>>>>> Gantu
- "I think you and I need to talk- oh dammit. :|"
- How did that Wayfinder get all the way out here?
- He named his Wayfinder Terra ;~;
- "I'M JUST BIG BONED" ffffffahahaha
- And here we have a cut scene called "Vanitas Returns." FFFFFFFFFFF
- Aqua: What on Earth did I just wealk in on o_o
- Ahahaha Tink you are so predictable.
- Oh Aqua you are such a giant pushover. XD Sad small children = Aqua will go along with things. XD
- "Sorry, can't die today! I'm busy."
- That is still a ridiculously accurate cannon.
- "This is between me and them, Aqua." But you just said Aqua's the leader. ._.
- So this was a motivational journey. XD
- His moustache is ticking. I just. His moustache is ticking. XD
- VANITAS YOU GIANT FREAKING DOUCHE
- ...for Aqua, I guess "You freak!" is mean. XD
- NOW. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. DOUBLE TAP.
- Wooooow he really did a number on her. Dang.
- To make an extremely obscure Don Bluth reference: "I finished my nap!"
- Seriously, has nobody noticed that Vanitus just vanished?
- "Didn't I play volleyball with fruit that big?"
- BITTIES 8D
- Wait, does that mean the score was 2348927 to 0 before we even got into KH2?
- WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER AAAAAAAA
- How can you tell someone's already given Riku a Keyblade? Seriously, she's intuitive.
- "Sora, you make sure Riku doesn't screw himself over, kay?" Oh, if she only knew.
- "I wouldn't wish our lives on those children." And yet, despite her best efforts... ;~;
- Well, now we know where Mickey went after Vanitas beat the snot out of him.
- ...wait a minute, Vanitas beat Mickey, but Aqua kicked hi ass twice. What's that say about the three of them?
- "Mars is bright tonight."
- Alternatively: "There is a great disturbance in the force."
- Yen Sid, your bedside manner is terrible.
- WHAT THAT IS NOT AN OKAY PICTURE AUGH D8
- I cannot get over that secret Mickey. How out of place can you get?
- CREEPY TITLE CRAWL WILL NEVER NOT BE CREEPY
- No matter how many times I watch them, these scenes will never be okay, and "put an end to me" will always make me bawl.
- You know, this story had the least Creepernort in it. I enjoyed that much, at least.
- Yeah, yeah, keyblade war, ultimate key, blow it out your ear.
- POWER SUIT UP
- And here we go for the hundredth time
- Once. The hell. Again: VEN WAS FROZEN TODAY
- SCREW YOU, BRAIG, NOBODY LIKES YOU
- For goodness' sake, Aqua, don't you know Cure?!
- WORST CUT TO BLACK EVER AUGH D8 D8 D8
- "I won't give up!"
- ...I would have some commentary about how that's a stupid apocalypse weapon, Aqua is the original Mickey save, etc, but that's all been preempted by LOTS OF SCREAMING AUGH DDDDDD8
- OH MAN I HATE THAT LAYERED VOICE AAAAAA D:
- That was one unstable octopus apocalypse weapon!
- Explosions D:
- ...okay? Hello? Nice to see you again?
- DOOOON'T STOP BELIEEEEEEVIN'
- "I think I know how to find him." Oh man this is going to end so poorly ;~;
- Ven doesn't sleepwalk, he sleepkeyblades.
- Oh hell, they're going home, aren't they.
- THAT AIN'T HOME ANYMORE D8
- oh of course they left Eraqus' keyblade for her to find
- brb bawwing like mad ;~;
- At least they put in a failsafe?
- Hello, Castle O. The only place in KH canon where you can battle each other in a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
- NO TERRANORT NOOOOOOOO
- Well that was absolutely creepy as hell D:
- AQUAAAAAAAAAAAA DDDDDDD8
- So she saves him, only for him to later go batshit crazy and attempt to destroy the worlds. THINGS THAT ARE NOT OKAY: THIS.
- That's the Ven in you crying, Sora. Go say hello.
- BRAIG GORRAMMIT YOU ARE A CREEP
- That is a looooot of Darksides.
- DON'T YOU DARE GIVE UP AQUA
- TERRA AND VEN ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU
- Friends in My Heart oh bawwwww ;A;
- "There's always a way." Hope? In my Kingdom Hearts? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
- This is an incredibly long credit scroll.
- Wait, hang on, Maleficent? Didn't we shank that bitch?
- PINK! BLUE! PINK! BLUE!
- I wonder if Fairy Godmother can summon some guests for that ball.
- Isa and Lea are such lawl XD
- THis is where the addiction to sea salt ice cream began.
- BLACK FEATHER OH NOES D: Well, that explains why we don't see Zack again.
- That's the Disney equivalent of turning in your badge, huh.
- Oh Mickey you are totally awesome enough to merit that. :Db
- BITTY STAINED GLASS PLACE D'AWWWWWWWW
- Sora you are amazing even as a bitty
- THERE'S STILL HOPE! WE HAVE SEQUELS!
- Secret movie is goooooo
- Oh man, worst roommate - hearmate? - ever.
- CREEPY FINGER WAGGLE AAAAAAAAUGH
- Other paths - OSHI- RIKU
- This would be cute if everything weren't so creepy.
- Wh- HI AQUA
- That's gotta be a hook for Coded.
- "His name is-" Oh come on, we all know.
- A-Aqua ;A;
- Oh come on such an obvious sequel hook
- Wh- GO WITH HIM, YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY
...is it KH3 yet?