"This is the unhappiest happy ending I've ever seen!"
BBS commentary part two: Ventus. Call him Ven. If you need me, I'll be in the corner, bawling madly.
And we start right into Snow White's world, since I've already seen all of Ven's Land of Departure stuff.
- "There are people smaller than me?! MUST INVESTIGATE"
- The walls are shiny. I want them. 8D
- Wait whoa not as planned o_o
- Cue the dwarf-chasing quest.
- "Yay tall" is a lot taller than you can reach, I think.
- I AM DETERMINED TO BE YOUR FRIEND
- Hang on, Grumpy, how many other diamond thieves have there been around here?
- Treebeard doesn't like you, Snow White. :|
- "Obviously I'm delusional! Thank you, Ven!"
- That's a much calmer reaction I'd have to someone randomly showing up in my house.
- The dwarves are a bunch of tinhats. Rampant paranoia is rampant
- WHOA EVIL ENT
- STEL- ERM- TERRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Ven: also a horrible judge of character. And gullible as hell.
- I'm not sure Terra himself knows what he did, Ven.
- Ilove how the subtitles translate Mouse to English.
- BRB nitpicking French pronunciation :|
- Wow, Ven, not like you can slip through those bars or anything.
- "I've never seen a mouse like you before." I. Don't even. THEY DID NOT HAVE VISUAL CORRECTION BACK THEN.
- Can't you just introduce yourself as Ven? Because that's gonna get really old really fast.
- I just realized: "I'm Ventus. Call me Ven!" is going to be this story's "Unversed?"
- You want to ask a guy with Ven's...taste...in fashion to help you sew? I cannot see this ending any way but poorly.
- "TIME TO PLAY, CAT!" Oh, Ven, that was not as badass as you thought it was.
- I get this image of Tim Gunn looking at this storyline, putting a hand to his chin, and telling them to make it work.
- Jaq's just "...uh-huh. I hope your dream comes true even though I have no clue what you're talking about 8D"
- Ven, we've already established that your tiptoeing is fail.
- "She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." Oh you are so fifteen.
- "I'm Ventus! You can-" TAKE A SHOT
- LAME FRONTAL ASSAULT IS GO
- Oh it cannot be that easy.
- They've stretched Prince Philip's head and it's creepy ;~;
- Seriously it cannot be that easy. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
- THERE'S THAT OTHER SHOE
- Wow, Maleficent, you are a magnificent bitch.
- AQUA TO THE RESCUE
- Oh you possessed him, you crazy bitch. You don't count.
- BRB HATING VANITAS
- Aqua: WHY ARE ALL THE MEN IN MY LIFE IDIOTS
- Vanitas is so freaking hax
- BEHIND YOU. IT'S ALWAYS BEHIND YOU
- Stupid and true are not always mutually exclusive.
- VANITAS USES THE SOUL EATER OSHI-
- Oh hello OVERKILL
- MICKEY I LOVE YOU
- SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING AWESOME
- YOU CAN BE THE LEADER OF MY CLUB ANY DAY
- That was a highly unnatural movement
- HE DIDN'T SAY "CALL ME VEN!" EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIIIIIIIIIIIIE
- It's the Mickey Macguffin!
- Okay flying upside down is not good for your blood pressure.
- I'd usually make a crack about "who else has those mouse ears?" but...there are other characters who have those mouse ears XD
- EVEN YOU'RE SLIMY EVEN WITH A HEART
- I love Scrooge so much XD
- Oh hey free Annual Passes :D NO WHERE'S THAT MONSTER
- "Ordering me around, now that's not safe." Oh Merlin you win so much XD
- Seriously, who wrote the lines for this world? They're brilliant. XD
- Once again: FINISH HIM
- And once again, family times are broken up by the angst. VANITAS YOU SUCK EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE
- Mouthing off to mom and dad...Ven really is a teenager. :/
- Uggggggh Even why are you such a sleaze
- But you don't need me now? ;^;
- Listen to your mother, Ven, even though I know you won't
- OH HEY IT'S STICKBLADE 8D
- "Let your body move you!" Yeah okay that made zero sense
- OH BAWWWW STICKBLADE D8
- Where on Earth are you keeping that?
- MY FRISBEES ARE MORE BADASS THAN YOUR STICKBLADE
- I'd say Lea is talking out his ass, but he's currently sitting on it.
- They're the KH Odd Couple.
- Dammit Lea why are you so awesome
- What we have here - throughout this entire freaking game - is a failure to communicate.
- CEILING PETE IS WATCHING YOU
- There is a fire hydrant with a Mickey head on it. I am loving this. XD
- FESTIVAL = FRIENDSHIP 8D
- Oh, let Ven fix it! Blond kids plus Keyblades plus machinery always turns out well. 8Db
- AAAAAND TAKE A SHOT
- Year of One Million Dreams ;~;
- Oh gorrammit I want to go to Disneyland now
- "N-O spells forget it!" Oh Phil.
- "You can teach that?" It's Disney! You can teach anything.
- Ven knows basic math!
- NOW VEN'S DOING THE UNVERSED YELL TOO
- TAKE YET ANOTHER SHOT
- Wait, pot-breaking? I miss the barrels.
- Movie canon? In the coliseum world? Say it isn't so!
- AND NOW VEN IS HALLUCINATING
- Real monsters? As opposed to, what, the fake ones you've been fighting in all these matches?
- YOU'LL NEVER BE A HERO AND HE'LL NEVER REALLY RETURN AAAAAUGH D8
- Ven is just so happy! ...it doesn't help that I know he's doomed!
- Oh derp trio ILU all ;~;
- Everybody's goin' surfin'~ Surfin' outer space~
- BRB chasin' a jellyfish
- The fact that Stitch can fool technology with his spit has always made me lawl.
- Well, that's because you're dumb.
- You got distracted by the cute and fuzzy, Ven. It's entirely understandable.
- HE BROKE STITCH'S WAYFINDER D: YOU GIGANTIC DOUCHE
- What we really need for this boss is Spongebob with a giant butterfly net.
- What is it, boy? Has Timmy fallen down the well?
- WAIT HYPERDRIVE OSHI-
- And Tinkerbell wonders what on Earth that star thinks it's doing.
- MICKEY 8D
- VANITAS D8
- "Let's try kickin' him!" Logic!
- TAKE ANOTHER SHOT JEEZ
- "Shooting star! :D" Oh Ven you are so easily amused and I can't help but love it
- TWO SHOTS THIS TIME
- "Pirate treasure is way more fun!" Peter = Luffy
- Your birthday...or Tuesday.
- [insert "big balls of gas burning billions of miles away" joke here]
- "Pixie-napped" I FREAKING LOVE YOU
- That is a ridiculously accurate cannon.
- Ven's default state is happy. I'm sure he just floats. XD
- Never smile at a crocodile 8D
- The wheel of morality returns.
- YAY STICKBLADE
- BUT YOU WON'T HAVE THEM SOON, VEN
- BECAUSE OUR NEXT STOP IS HELL
- No, seriously, Tink, I need that.
- Next stop: Hell.
- ...I don't wanna do this D8
- DONALD AND GOOFY
- I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS
- INSTANT FRIENDS: JUST ADD DISNEY
- "Aren't you supposed to be home, young man? Your parents must be worried sick. :|"
- THIS FELLA VENTILATE Oh Goofy ILU so much
- MICKEEEEEEEEEEEEY D8
- IT'S LIKE THE TRIO IS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN EXCEPT NOT ;A;
- AAAAAAA IT'S CREPERNORT
- VEN NEEDS AN ADUUUUUULT
- Darkness! Apply directly to the forehead!
- Key? Kai? It's all Greek to me.
- WHY DOES EVERYONE LISTEN TO THE CREEPER
- SERIOUSLY
- VEN PLEASE DON'T BE STUPID LIKE TERRA
- That's right, Ven: there's no place like home.
- I HAVE A HEADAAAAAAAAACHE
- Dammit Ven you are such a teenager. :/
- "So what would another Keyblade War bring?" Oh, I don't know, death?
- Yes, Eraqus, he would. BEcause he's the villain. And a flaming douche.
- The fact that the darkness continues to burn on the skin and leaves some nasty-looking scars just adds another level to the creepy factor.
- And now we go STRAIGHT TO HELL
- AS THOUGH WE WEREN'T THERE ALREADY
- That is a terrible place for Terra to come in and a terrible place for Ven to fade out.
- GET OUT
- GO GET SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING
- BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING
- THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE
- Bad flashbacks are go D:
- SUDDENLY, NEOSHADOWS
- Your master's a douche, Ven.
- Oh man this just hurts to watch D:
- CREEPY BEGETS CREEPY AND THIS IS ALL JUST SO WRONG D8
- BRB killin' ur friends 8D SCREW YOU VANITAS
- There was a distinct and heartbreaking lack of bitties on Destiny Islands this time around.
- Seriously, the titles for these cut scenes are just heartbreaking. "Sleep well, heart" ;~;
- Creepy title animation is still creepy
- This scene is not any less painful the second time around.
- Oh wow, Ven, you still don't know Eraqus went down, do you. :(
- "Put an end to me" AUGH VEN AAAAAUGH DDDDD8
- The sad thing was, his story was for the most part really happy...until he ran into Vanitas and it went to hell.
- Again with the scenes that aren't any easier to watch the second time around.
- ARMOR SUIT UP
- Seriously. Finger waggle. Legion of Heartless. Cannot unsee.
- HE WAS YOUR STUDENT YOU ASSHOLE
- Sadly enough, it bears repeating: VEN WAS FROZEN TODAY
- Seeing the eyes move in that frozen body still makes me just scream
- BRAIG WHERE THE EVERLOVING HELL DID YOU COME FROM
- AND NOW YOU HAVE YELLOW EYES
- AAAAAAAUGH
- ...Aqua why did you just leave him lying there
- HE WAS FROZEN TODAY
- HE KIND OF CAN'T MOVE
- Oh now you remember.
- AAAAAAAAAAUGH
- FREAKING HELL VANITAS AAAAAAAUGH
- ...did Ven just go Super Saiyan on us. I mean, I can't tell because he's blond. But still.
- AAAAAAAAA
- BEING SPOILED FOR IT DOES NOT MAKE DEMON!SORA NOT MAKE HIM ANY MORE OKAY
- YOU ARE SO FREAKING EVERLOVING WRONG AAAAAAAAAA
- IT IS SO CREEPY AND NOT OKAY SEEING SORA DO THIS I DON'T CARE IF HE'S DEMONIC OR A RECOLOR OR WHAT
- Oh shit he did go Super Saiyan on us o_o
- ...that is the stupidest apocalypse weapon I have ever seen, and I watch anime.
- "My friends are my power!" Oh God I might cry. I just. VEEEEEEEEN ;A;
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY DOOFY-LOOKING WEAPON DOESN'T RETURN TO ME
- GET THE HELL OUT, VANITAS, WE DON'T WANT YOU
- ...Ven D8
- Mickey: saving the day one Keybearer at a time.
- And Ven is in Sora's heart. Saw that coming; still bawled. ;^;
Aqua's story and final episode on Monday and then I am done with this. And still patching up my heart. Bawww ;^;
And we start right into Snow White's world, since I've already seen all of Ven's Land of Departure stuff.
- "There are people smaller than me?! MUST INVESTIGATE"
- The walls are shiny. I want them. 8D
- Wait whoa not as planned o_o
- Cue the dwarf-chasing quest.
- "Yay tall" is a lot taller than you can reach, I think.
- I AM DETERMINED TO BE YOUR FRIEND
- Hang on, Grumpy, how many other diamond thieves have there been around here?
- Treebeard doesn't like you, Snow White. :|
- "Obviously I'm delusional! Thank you, Ven!"
- That's a much calmer reaction I'd have to someone randomly showing up in my house.
- The dwarves are a bunch of tinhats. Rampant paranoia is rampant
- WHOA EVIL ENT
- STEL- ERM- TERRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Ven: also a horrible judge of character. And gullible as hell.
- I'm not sure Terra himself knows what he did, Ven.
- Ilove how the subtitles translate Mouse to English.
- BRB nitpicking French pronunciation :|
- Wow, Ven, not like you can slip through those bars or anything.
- "I've never seen a mouse like you before." I. Don't even. THEY DID NOT HAVE VISUAL CORRECTION BACK THEN.
- Can't you just introduce yourself as Ven? Because that's gonna get really old really fast.
- I just realized: "I'm Ventus. Call me Ven!" is going to be this story's "Unversed?"
- You want to ask a guy with Ven's...taste...in fashion to help you sew? I cannot see this ending any way but poorly.
- "TIME TO PLAY, CAT!" Oh, Ven, that was not as badass as you thought it was.
- I get this image of Tim Gunn looking at this storyline, putting a hand to his chin, and telling them to make it work.
- Jaq's just "...uh-huh. I hope your dream comes true even though I have no clue what you're talking about 8D"
- Ven, we've already established that your tiptoeing is fail.
- "She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." Oh you are so fifteen.
- "I'm Ventus! You can-" TAKE A SHOT
- LAME FRONTAL ASSAULT IS GO
- Oh it cannot be that easy.
- They've stretched Prince Philip's head and it's creepy ;~;
- Seriously it cannot be that easy. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
- THERE'S THAT OTHER SHOE
- Wow, Maleficent, you are a magnificent bitch.
- AQUA TO THE RESCUE
- Oh you possessed him, you crazy bitch. You don't count.
- BRB HATING VANITAS
- Aqua: WHY ARE ALL THE MEN IN MY LIFE IDIOTS
- Vanitas is so freaking hax
- BEHIND YOU. IT'S ALWAYS BEHIND YOU
- Stupid and true are not always mutually exclusive.
- VANITAS USES THE SOUL EATER OSHI-
- Oh hello OVERKILL
- MICKEY I LOVE YOU
- SERIOUSLY WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING AWESOME
- YOU CAN BE THE LEADER OF MY CLUB ANY DAY
- That was a highly unnatural movement
- HE DIDN'T SAY "CALL ME VEN!" EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIIIIIIIIIIIIE
- It's the Mickey Macguffin!
- Okay flying upside down is not good for your blood pressure.
- I'd usually make a crack about "who else has those mouse ears?" but...there are other characters who have those mouse ears XD
- EVEN YOU'RE SLIMY EVEN WITH A HEART
- I love Scrooge so much XD
- Oh hey free Annual Passes :D NO WHERE'S THAT MONSTER
- "Ordering me around, now that's not safe." Oh Merlin you win so much XD
- Seriously, who wrote the lines for this world? They're brilliant. XD
- Once again: FINISH HIM
- And once again, family times are broken up by the angst. VANITAS YOU SUCK EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE
- Mouthing off to mom and dad...Ven really is a teenager. :/
- Uggggggh Even why are you such a sleaze
- But you don't need me now? ;^;
- Listen to your mother, Ven, even though I know you won't
- OH HEY IT'S STICKBLADE 8D
- "Let your body move you!" Yeah okay that made zero sense
- OH BAWWWW STICKBLADE D8
- Where on Earth are you keeping that?
- MY FRISBEES ARE MORE BADASS THAN YOUR STICKBLADE
- I'd say Lea is talking out his ass, but he's currently sitting on it.
- They're the KH Odd Couple.
- Dammit Lea why are you so awesome
- What we have here - throughout this entire freaking game - is a failure to communicate.
- CEILING PETE IS WATCHING YOU
- There is a fire hydrant with a Mickey head on it. I am loving this. XD
- FESTIVAL = FRIENDSHIP 8D
- Oh, let Ven fix it! Blond kids plus Keyblades plus machinery always turns out well. 8Db
- AAAAAND TAKE A SHOT
- Year of One Million Dreams ;~;
- Oh gorrammit I want to go to Disneyland now
- "N-O spells forget it!" Oh Phil.
- "You can teach that?" It's Disney! You can teach anything.
- Ven knows basic math!
- NOW VEN'S DOING THE UNVERSED YELL TOO
- TAKE YET ANOTHER SHOT
- Wait, pot-breaking? I miss the barrels.
- Movie canon? In the coliseum world? Say it isn't so!
- AND NOW VEN IS HALLUCINATING
- Real monsters? As opposed to, what, the fake ones you've been fighting in all these matches?
- YOU'LL NEVER BE A HERO AND HE'LL NEVER REALLY RETURN AAAAAUGH D8
- Ven is just so happy! ...it doesn't help that I know he's doomed!
- Oh derp trio ILU all ;~;
- Everybody's goin' surfin'~ Surfin' outer space~
- BRB chasin' a jellyfish
- The fact that Stitch can fool technology with his spit has always made me lawl.
- Well, that's because you're dumb.
- You got distracted by the cute and fuzzy, Ven. It's entirely understandable.
- HE BROKE STITCH'S WAYFINDER D: YOU GIGANTIC DOUCHE
- What we really need for this boss is Spongebob with a giant butterfly net.
- What is it, boy? Has Timmy fallen down the well?
- WAIT HYPERDRIVE OSHI-
- And Tinkerbell wonders what on Earth that star thinks it's doing.
- MICKEY 8D
- VANITAS D8
- "Let's try kickin' him!" Logic!
- TAKE ANOTHER SHOT JEEZ
- "Shooting star! :D" Oh Ven you are so easily amused and I can't help but love it
- TWO SHOTS THIS TIME
- "Pirate treasure is way more fun!" Peter = Luffy
- Your birthday...or Tuesday.
- [insert "big balls of gas burning billions of miles away" joke here]
- "Pixie-napped" I FREAKING LOVE YOU
- That is a ridiculously accurate cannon.
- Ven's default state is happy. I'm sure he just floats. XD
- Never smile at a crocodile 8D
- The wheel of morality returns.
- YAY STICKBLADE
- BUT YOU WON'T HAVE THEM SOON, VEN
- BECAUSE OUR NEXT STOP IS HELL
- No, seriously, Tink, I need that.
- Next stop: Hell.
- ...I don't wanna do this D8
- DONALD AND GOOFY
- I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS
- INSTANT FRIENDS: JUST ADD DISNEY
- "Aren't you supposed to be home, young man? Your parents must be worried sick. :|"
- THIS FELLA VENTILATE Oh Goofy ILU so much
- MICKEEEEEEEEEEEEY D8
- IT'S LIKE THE TRIO IS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN EXCEPT NOT ;A;
- AAAAAAA IT'S CREPERNORT
- VEN NEEDS AN ADUUUUUULT
- Darkness! Apply directly to the forehead!
- Key? Kai? It's all Greek to me.
- WHY DOES EVERYONE LISTEN TO THE CREEPER
- SERIOUSLY
- VEN PLEASE DON'T BE STUPID LIKE TERRA
- That's right, Ven: there's no place like home.
- I HAVE A HEADAAAAAAAAACHE
- Dammit Ven you are such a teenager. :/
- "So what would another Keyblade War bring?" Oh, I don't know, death?
- Yes, Eraqus, he would. BEcause he's the villain. And a flaming douche.
- The fact that the darkness continues to burn on the skin and leaves some nasty-looking scars just adds another level to the creepy factor.
- And now we go STRAIGHT TO HELL
- AS THOUGH WE WEREN'T THERE ALREADY
- That is a terrible place for Terra to come in and a terrible place for Ven to fade out.
- GET OUT
- GO GET SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING
- BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING
- THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE
- Bad flashbacks are go D:
- SUDDENLY, NEOSHADOWS
- Your master's a douche, Ven.
- Oh man this just hurts to watch D:
- CREEPY BEGETS CREEPY AND THIS IS ALL JUST SO WRONG D8
- BRB killin' ur friends 8D SCREW YOU VANITAS
- There was a distinct and heartbreaking lack of bitties on Destiny Islands this time around.
- Seriously, the titles for these cut scenes are just heartbreaking. "Sleep well, heart" ;~;
- Creepy title animation is still creepy
- This scene is not any less painful the second time around.
- Oh wow, Ven, you still don't know Eraqus went down, do you. :(
- "Put an end to me" AUGH VEN AAAAAUGH DDDDD8
- The sad thing was, his story was for the most part really happy...until he ran into Vanitas and it went to hell.
- Again with the scenes that aren't any easier to watch the second time around.
- ARMOR SUIT UP
- Seriously. Finger waggle. Legion of Heartless. Cannot unsee.
- HE WAS YOUR STUDENT YOU ASSHOLE
- Sadly enough, it bears repeating: VEN WAS FROZEN TODAY
- Seeing the eyes move in that frozen body still makes me just scream
- BRAIG WHERE THE EVERLOVING HELL DID YOU COME FROM
- AND NOW YOU HAVE YELLOW EYES
- AAAAAAAUGH
- ...Aqua why did you just leave him lying there
- HE WAS FROZEN TODAY
- HE KIND OF CAN'T MOVE
- Oh now you remember.
- AAAAAAAAAAUGH
- FREAKING HELL VANITAS AAAAAAAUGH
- ...did Ven just go Super Saiyan on us. I mean, I can't tell because he's blond. But still.
- AAAAAAAAA
- BEING SPOILED FOR IT DOES NOT MAKE DEMON!SORA NOT MAKE HIM ANY MORE OKAY
- YOU ARE SO FREAKING EVERLOVING WRONG AAAAAAAAAA
- IT IS SO CREEPY AND NOT OKAY SEEING SORA DO THIS I DON'T CARE IF HE'S DEMONIC OR A RECOLOR OR WHAT
- Oh shit he did go Super Saiyan on us o_o
- ...that is the stupidest apocalypse weapon I have ever seen, and I watch anime.
- "My friends are my power!" Oh God I might cry. I just. VEEEEEEEEN ;A;
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY DOOFY-LOOKING WEAPON DOESN'T RETURN TO ME
- GET THE HELL OUT, VANITAS, WE DON'T WANT YOU
- ...Ven D8
- Mickey: saving the day one Keybearer at a time.
- And Ven is in Sora's heart. Saw that coming; still bawled. ;^;
Aqua's story and final episode on Monday and then I am done with this. And still patching up my heart. Bawww ;^;