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Whirly Swirlamagig Chapter 1
Once upon a time there lived a Pokémon trainer. This Pokémon trainer was fruity. Why, because he gave up being a kickass gym leader at a kickass rock Pokémon gym, but no he wanted to be a sissy Pokémon breeder. Breeding is for women, and that’s why they have a vagina… and boobs. Men like boobs, and if they don’t then they’re gay, (like Mark.) This ( Read more... ) -
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Psyberia: 3
Title: Psyberia
Chapter: 3
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Romance/Sci-Fi/Drama
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sasuke/Naruto and Sasuke/Sai
Warnings/Kinks: Vampirism and threesomes.
I got a complaint about there being SasuSai the other day, and out of spite, I’m going to write a lot of SasuSai in the next couple of chapters. As most people say; don’t like, don’t read.
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Psyberia: Chapter 2
Sadly this chapter was too big for LiveJournal, so I'll have to post an outside link.
Title: Psyberia
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Romance/Sci-Fi/Drama
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Sasuke/Naruto and Sasuke/Sai
Warnings/Kinks: Vampirism and threesomes.
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Psyberia Chapter 1
Sasuke climbed on top of Naruto and attached himself back onto Naruto’s neck. His hand trailed down from Naruto’s chest, to his stomach until it was resting on the waistline of Naruto’s pants. Sasuke’s hand wonder across the tent in Naruto’s pants and teasingly hovered on top of the throbbing bulge.
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I like too say that I am one of the most random and well liked person on Out Post Nine forums. I'm not bragging. >:O
This from my newest thread in title; "I got a kitten!"
I Like Shinny says: He's so cute! *sqeee* He's a little black kitten he he is so adorable.
h2orowe says: Oh no! What'd you name him?
Apotheosis says: The last time Shinny! had a ( Read more... ) -
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Why Kakashi? Why Naruto? Please tell me why! Why must fanfiction authors ruin one my favorite pairings? The hatred I feel for these people coils up within the bowls of my soul. Knotting up everytime I use Naruto character filter on fanfiction.net to find my two favorite characters being portrayed in such a disrespectful manner. I want to scream. I ( Read more... ) -
Updated!
This is my favorite pairings updated list. X3
Sasuke/Naruto (OTP I guess...)
Orchimaru/Naruto (Sinful)
Kakashi/Naruto
Iruka/Naruto (So wrong. >_Itachi/Naruto ( Read more... ) -
The Plot Bunnies! O.O
I'm going through a I-want-to-write-but-I-can't faze right now... This usually happens when the plot bunnies right to attack again. I have so many story ideas that they nag me all day long like the Jiraiya/Naruto short story that I really want to write, but can't since the plot bunnies. Usually writers get giddy when the plot bunnies come to town, ( Read more... ) -
Things That Makoto Will Never Like.
Naruto gong into heat: Seriously people he's not an animal nor is he a female animal as well. Humans do not go into heat!
Ubber uke: I'm looking at you Pod!Naruto. Replacing Naruto in many fics and raping him with a light blub.
Rapist!Kakashi/Itachi/Sasuke/Orochimaru
Pre chuunin exams Sasuke gets raped by lust crazed Kyuubi!Naruto: Oh, yeah because we ( Read more... )