Whirly Swirlamagig Chapter 1
Once upon a time there lived a Pokémon trainer. This Pokémon trainer was fruity. Why, because he gave up being a kickass gym leader at a kickass rock Pokémon gym, but no he wanted to be a sissy Pokémon breeder. Breeding is for women, and that’s why they have a vagina… and boobs. Men like boobs, and if they don’t then they’re gay, (like Mark.) This gay ass Pokémon trainer’s name is Brock Whatever-the-fuck-he’s-last-name-is. And that’s why Numbuh Four is hiding in the bushes to steal his prissy ass Vulpix, so he can steal that bitch. No, Numbuh Four is not gay. He’s just stylish like that.
Right when Brock, that hot chick with that dumbass pony-tail on the side of her head, and that retarded pedophiliac jail-bait boy walked pass the bush, Numbuh Four jumped out in kicked that summabitch in the nuts. He stole that bitch’s Vulpix and ran off to Cojona, the place where his bitch lives, that little Scarecrow boy, the pussy. One the way to Cojona, Numbuh Four stopped in Little Root town, that town in the Hoenn reign… oh fuck it. No one plays those gay ass games anyway. Well, any Numbuh Four picked up a fire stone and stole some bitch’s baby. The bitch tried to hit him with a frying pan, and had to smack a hoe. After he ran away from the angry villagers, Numbuh Four noticed that the baby he stole was retarded. Great, he stole a fucking retarded baby. He held the baby up, and said; “Since you’re obviously retarded, I shall name you a retarded name. You are Whirly Swirlamagig for now on… bitch.”
Somehow, magically, Numbuh Four made it to Cojona in 0.2578937 seconds. How? He’s the Numbuh Four, bitches!
“Numbuh Four, where have you been?” Obi-Wan Kenobi Albus Dumbledore Jesus Sandaime Hokage Numbuh Three asked Numbuh Four.
Numbuh Four looked around to see Dolphin Dude, he parents, and Scarecrow staring at him.
“Listen up, bitches! I’m gonna used this here fire stone on this Vulpix…!” Numbuh Four yelled at the group while holding up the said Vulpix.
“What’s the point to that?” Scarecrow blurted out.
“Just wait mothah fucka, I’m getting to the fuckin’ plan. Damn, can’t a man talking anymore? See, I’m gonna seal the Ninetails that I stole in to this baby… that I stole as well. Now back the fuck up and let me do my job!” Numbuh Four said while walking up to the sacrificial binding table.
He placed the baby onto the table, than sat down Vulpix. He shoved the fire stone up the Vulpix’s arse hole, to which the Vulpix told Numbuh Four to “go deeper and don’t stop, please don’t stop”. It was awkward, but at least the stone was up there. Suddenly, the Vulpix evolved into a Ninetails. Numbuh quickly caught that bitch, killed it, skinned it, and grind that bitch into baby food. He feed Whirly the Vulpix mush and the ritual was over. It was the strangest thing that Scarecrow, Dolphin dude, his parents, and Obi-Wan Kenobi Albus Dumbledore Jesus Sandaime Hokage Numbuh Three had ever seen.
“You cannot do this!” Dolphin Dude’s mother and father yelled unison. “It’s is animal cruelty!”
Numbuh Four sighed before puling out a Walther P99 pistol and shooting both of those hippy bastards in the foreheads. Dolphin Dude ran over to his fallen parents in cried like a bitch. Meanwhile Scarecrow and Obi-Wan Kenobi Albus Dumbledore Jesus Sandaime Hokage Numbuh Three were looking at porn.
“Remember, little bitch. The Ninetails killed your parents. I’m outie!” Numbuh Four said before jumping out a window.
Whatever happened to Dolphin Dude after that is anybodies’ guess. He turned into the biggest pussy in all of Cojona.
To Be Continued…
It's so beautiful. ;_;
Right when Brock, that hot chick with that dumbass pony-tail on the side of her head, and that retarded pedophiliac jail-bait boy walked pass the bush, Numbuh Four jumped out in kicked that summabitch in the nuts. He stole that bitch’s Vulpix and ran off to Cojona, the place where his bitch lives, that little Scarecrow boy, the pussy. One the way to Cojona, Numbuh Four stopped in Little Root town, that town in the Hoenn reign… oh fuck it. No one plays those gay ass games anyway. Well, any Numbuh Four picked up a fire stone and stole some bitch’s baby. The bitch tried to hit him with a frying pan, and had to smack a hoe. After he ran away from the angry villagers, Numbuh Four noticed that the baby he stole was retarded. Great, he stole a fucking retarded baby. He held the baby up, and said; “Since you’re obviously retarded, I shall name you a retarded name. You are Whirly Swirlamagig for now on… bitch.”
Somehow, magically, Numbuh Four made it to Cojona in 0.2578937 seconds. How? He’s the Numbuh Four, bitches!
“Numbuh Four, where have you been?” Obi-Wan Kenobi Albus Dumbledore Jesus Sandaime Hokage Numbuh Three asked Numbuh Four.
Numbuh Four looked around to see Dolphin Dude, he parents, and Scarecrow staring at him.
“Listen up, bitches! I’m gonna used this here fire stone on this Vulpix…!” Numbuh Four yelled at the group while holding up the said Vulpix.
“What’s the point to that?” Scarecrow blurted out.
“Just wait mothah fucka, I’m getting to the fuckin’ plan. Damn, can’t a man talking anymore? See, I’m gonna seal the Ninetails that I stole in to this baby… that I stole as well. Now back the fuck up and let me do my job!” Numbuh Four said while walking up to the sacrificial binding table.
He placed the baby onto the table, than sat down Vulpix. He shoved the fire stone up the Vulpix’s arse hole, to which the Vulpix told Numbuh Four to “go deeper and don’t stop, please don’t stop”. It was awkward, but at least the stone was up there. Suddenly, the Vulpix evolved into a Ninetails. Numbuh quickly caught that bitch, killed it, skinned it, and grind that bitch into baby food. He feed Whirly the Vulpix mush and the ritual was over. It was the strangest thing that Scarecrow, Dolphin dude, his parents, and Obi-Wan Kenobi Albus Dumbledore Jesus Sandaime Hokage Numbuh Three had ever seen.
“You cannot do this!” Dolphin Dude’s mother and father yelled unison. “It’s is animal cruelty!”
Numbuh Four sighed before puling out a Walther P99 pistol and shooting both of those hippy bastards in the foreheads. Dolphin Dude ran over to his fallen parents in cried like a bitch. Meanwhile Scarecrow and Obi-Wan Kenobi Albus Dumbledore Jesus Sandaime Hokage Numbuh Three were looking at porn.
“Remember, little bitch. The Ninetails killed your parents. I’m outie!” Numbuh Four said before jumping out a window.
Whatever happened to Dolphin Dude after that is anybodies’ guess. He turned into the biggest pussy in all of Cojona.
To Be Continued…
It's so beautiful. ;_;