Birthday 'love' Drabble ((ReitaxRuki//RukixReita))
Title: Birthday ‘love’ ßsucks…XDD w.e
Chapters: Drabble
Author:
xxicedevilxx
Genre: romance, attempt crack
Warnings: bad english, bad humor…?
Rating:PG
Pairings/Characters: ReitaxRuki//RukixReita
Synopsis: “You won’t know what is embarrassing until you hear about ReiRei.”
Comments: This was written in less than 30 mins, the record for the shortest writing thingy ever~~ =33 but most importanly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY REITA!!!
“Awwhh~~ You’re one year older now Rei~~~” Ruki commented in Reita’s arms. “And we’ve been together for almost 4 years now!”
Reita nodded.
Ruki felt a giggle bubble up in himself. “What’s wrong?” Reita asked in concern.
“I was just remembering the first few time we made love.”
“Oh shut up Ru!”
“Shut what up?” Uruha came in the room, a little disheveled.
“Shove what up?” Aoi came in after him with Kai’s hands in his.
“No silly, he said shut up not shove up!” Kai commented.
“Oh I almost thought that they were watching us when we…”
Kai placed his hand on Aoi’s mouth. “Don’t say anything.”
“Oh why not Kai-chan? You liked it~”
“Well it’s embarrassing!”
Ruki’s voice broke in, “You won’t know what is embarrassing until you hear about ReiRei.”
“Shut up Ruki!”
“Oohh~ What is it?” The curiosity in Uruha came out.
Reita placed his hand on Ruki’s mouth. “Don’t dare to say it!”
“Oh come on!” Aoi complained. “We came here to celebrate your birthday and you don’t give us goody bags? This will do well!”
“No way!” Not moving his hand. “Shit!” He suddenly screamed out.
“Hehe~”
“You fucking bit me!”
“Oh don’t be such a baby~” Ruki said. “Anyways, here’s the story…Shut up Reita! Or else no sex for three weeks!”
Reita opened his mouth like a goldfish.
“Ok, when we first got together…
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“Ugh, Rei! Please…please come into me.” Ruki begged, grabbing Reita closer to him.
Reita positioned himself to go in, and in one swift motion…he missed.
“Rei~!!!” Ruki cried out in half furry and half desperation. “you missed. Again!”
“Uh-ugh…I’m sorry!” He pulled himself away “I’m so sorry!”
Ruki let out a long groan, “Oh come on baby, it’s alright.” He pulled the blond close.
“No it’s not!” Reita half sobbed. “I just get so nervous…and…and then I screw up!”
“You didn’t screw up…it…was just…it was too slippery.” Ruki tried to consult him. “I’m sure this has happened to many people.
“It’s the third time already!” He cried out in frustration.
“Well why don’t we try again, and make sure there isn’t a forth time, ok?” Ruki said in a low tone.
He pulled Reita on to him again and gave him a nice hard kiss. He let his hands brush across the blond’s body, enticing his senses.
“Come into me baby.” He said in one long growl.
Reita let out a moan and took a gulp of air and positioned himself again. He stuck the tip in, a huge sensation ran up through his body and he came right now the spot.
Ruki growled loudly.
_______
“Hahahahahahaha.” The other three were laughing so hard.
“Omygod Reita! I never knew you were such a loser!” Aoi commented between laughter
“I know!” Uruha added, still laughing.
Kai covered his face with his hands, “oh god! Even I didn’t do that!” Kai said, adding another layer of humiliation.
“I told you not to say anything!” Reita buried his face in Ruki’s neck in embarrassment.
“Oh baby, its not that bad!”
“Ok, how about I tell them about your so called ‘knowledge’ from the past?”
“Oh don’t you dare!” Ruki exclaimed!
“OOOOH~~~~, tell us, tell us!” the other three chanted.
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omg
this is the first time ever that I have written something like this and such a short time too~~
This was really…weird to write..XDDD
My failed attempt to doing CRACK…
I’m not sending this to my beta-er so tell me the mistakes~
Hope you guys enjoyed it!
Comments and constructive criticism are loved~~
Chapters: Drabble
Author:
xxicedevilxx
Genre: romance, attempt crack
Warnings: bad english, bad humor…?
Rating:PG
Pairings/Characters: ReitaxRuki//RukixReita
Synopsis: “You won’t know what is embarrassing until you hear about ReiRei.”
Comments: This was written in less than 30 mins, the record for the shortest writing thingy ever~~ =33 but most importanly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY REITA!!!
“Awwhh~~ You’re one year older now Rei~~~” Ruki commented in Reita’s arms. “And we’ve been together for almost 4 years now!”
Reita nodded.
Ruki felt a giggle bubble up in himself. “What’s wrong?” Reita asked in concern.
“I was just remembering the first few time we made love.”
“Oh shut up Ru!”
“Shut what up?” Uruha came in the room, a little disheveled.
“Shove what up?” Aoi came in after him with Kai’s hands in his.
“No silly, he said shut up not shove up!” Kai commented.
“Oh I almost thought that they were watching us when we…”
Kai placed his hand on Aoi’s mouth. “Don’t say anything.”
“Oh why not Kai-chan? You liked it~”
“Well it’s embarrassing!”
Ruki’s voice broke in, “You won’t know what is embarrassing until you hear about ReiRei.”
“Shut up Ruki!”
“Oohh~ What is it?” The curiosity in Uruha came out.
Reita placed his hand on Ruki’s mouth. “Don’t dare to say it!”
“Oh come on!” Aoi complained. “We came here to celebrate your birthday and you don’t give us goody bags? This will do well!”
“No way!” Not moving his hand. “Shit!” He suddenly screamed out.
“Hehe~”
“You fucking bit me!”
“Oh don’t be such a baby~” Ruki said. “Anyways, here’s the story…Shut up Reita! Or else no sex for three weeks!”
Reita opened his mouth like a goldfish.
“Ok, when we first got together…
________
“Ugh, Rei! Please…please come into me.” Ruki begged, grabbing Reita closer to him.
Reita positioned himself to go in, and in one swift motion…he missed.
“Rei~!!!” Ruki cried out in half furry and half desperation. “you missed. Again!”
“Uh-ugh…I’m sorry!” He pulled himself away “I’m so sorry!”
Ruki let out a long groan, “Oh come on baby, it’s alright.” He pulled the blond close.
“No it’s not!” Reita half sobbed. “I just get so nervous…and…and then I screw up!”
“You didn’t screw up…it…was just…it was too slippery.” Ruki tried to consult him. “I’m sure this has happened to many people.
“It’s the third time already!” He cried out in frustration.
“Well why don’t we try again, and make sure there isn’t a forth time, ok?” Ruki said in a low tone.
He pulled Reita on to him again and gave him a nice hard kiss. He let his hands brush across the blond’s body, enticing his senses.
“Come into me baby.” He said in one long growl.
Reita let out a moan and took a gulp of air and positioned himself again. He stuck the tip in, a huge sensation ran up through his body and he came right now the spot.
Ruki growled loudly.
_______
“Hahahahahahaha.” The other three were laughing so hard.
“Omygod Reita! I never knew you were such a loser!” Aoi commented between laughter
“I know!” Uruha added, still laughing.
Kai covered his face with his hands, “oh god! Even I didn’t do that!” Kai said, adding another layer of humiliation.
“I told you not to say anything!” Reita buried his face in Ruki’s neck in embarrassment.
“Oh baby, its not that bad!”
“Ok, how about I tell them about your so called ‘knowledge’ from the past?”
“Oh don’t you dare!” Ruki exclaimed!
“OOOOH~~~~, tell us, tell us!” the other three chanted.
++++
omg
this is the first time ever that I have written something like this and such a short time too~~
This was really…weird to write..XDDD
My failed attempt to doing CRACK…
I’m not sending this to my beta-er so tell me the mistakes~
Hope you guys enjoyed it!
Comments and constructive criticism are loved~~