Sex Ed Drabble ((reitaxruki//rukixreita))
Title: Sex Ed
Chapters: Drabble
Author:
xxicedevilxx
Genre: romance, attempt crack
Warnings: bad english, bad humor…?
Rating:PG
Pairings/Characters: ReitaxRuki//RukixReita, side UruhaxKaixAoi
Synopsis: “What does STD stand for?”
Comments: Sequel…hope it’s good enough! And I don’t think ruki did go to school with reita,,,but lets just leave it that way XD
Previous:
Birhtday 'love'
“Ok, how about I tell them about your so called ‘knowledge’ from the past?”
“Oh don’t you dare!” Ruki exclaimed!
“OOOOH~~~~, tell us, tell us!” the other three chanted.
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“Oh come on Ru! You talked about mine!” Reita complained.
“It is true.” Kai nodded.
“And, you have to listen to Leader-sama.” Aoi said, grabbing Kai onto his lap and giving him a sweet kiss on the cheek and Uruha came and kissed Kai on his other cheek, not wanting to miss any chance of not touching his lover.
Ruki puffed his cheeks wide, but didn’t say another word.
They all smiled nicely at him, the turned their looks to Reita.
“This was when we first met, still in high school, Uruha wasn’t in our class then…”
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“This is our forth class and you guys better not laugh or else you will get yet another detention.” The teacher warned, shaking his head.
“Forth day of what?” Ruki asked, having missed those classes.
“Ugh…life classes…” Reita replied, kind of embarrassed by the topic.
“Ok…” Ruki said, blinking his eyes.
“So now.” The teacher continued. “You guys please do the questions on STD and they are do tomorrow.”
“What does STD stand for?” Ruki asked, who missed them due to the flu.
“Long words that you can’t pronounce.” Reita replied.
Ruki jutted his lips out.
“Matsumoto, please come here, you missed the test yesterday, surely you read the package I told you to?”
Ruki nodded his head. Lying was one of his best skills.
“Very well, then you know the test. Please come to my desk.”
“What test is this?” Ruki whispered to Reita quickly.
“Oh, you have to show what to do with a banana, a long container with chocolate and a…condom.”
“What the heck is a condom?” Ruki asked.
“You don’t know what a condom is.” Reita’s eyes were huge.
“So? Am I supposed to know?”
“Yea!”
“Well what is it??” the short one asked with great curiosity.
“Um...” A faint blush made its’ way on to his face. “It’s kind of hard to explain…it…it protects you.”
“From what?”
“Dirty stuff…?” Reita said, unsure if that was the way to put it.
Ruki nodded. “Okay…”
“Matsumoto!” the teacher called.
“Rei help me.” He panicked.
“Ok, ok, I’ll sit up front.” They both walked up toward the desk. Reita picked the closest one to Ruki as possible, the very top row beside the window.”
“Ok Matsumoto, what would you interoperate these materials as?”
“Eh…?” Ruki turned his head towards Reita. “Um…the banana is…a cure for hunger!”
Reita slapped himself, he was making pulling actions under his desk and Ruki thought he was hungry. Is he that uneducated in this?
“Matsumoto...do you know what this course is for?”
“Of course! I know exactly what I am doing~!” He nodded enthusiastically.
“Ok then, what are the other materials mean?”
“Chocolate for eating and a condom for protection.” Ruki replied swiftly. He frowned, unable to tell why the teacher couldn’t tell what
The teacher forced a smile, “ok then, what do you do with these materials.”
Ruki cocked his head towards Reita.
Reita got the clue and made hand signs to open the condom, which Ruki followed perfectly.
Reita then made a circle with his thumb and stuck his other finger into the hole. Ruki saw it and took the banana and dipped it into the jar of chocolate.
Reita slapped his hand to his face. He shook his head.
Ruki swore under his breath. “Ugh…I didn’t mean to do that!” He panicked and used the condom to wipe away the chocolate.
Reita was about to faint. How inexperienced was he?
He looked at Reita once more but Reita had his head down on the table! “Matsumoto!” the teacher got his attention again.
“Ehhh?”
“Are you going to do this properly now? Look at me!” The teacher snapped.
Ruki gave up on Reita because whatever he was doing, it didn’t make sense.
“Um…” The condom protects you from dirty stuff, he thought. “So…” an idea dawned to him.
He stuck his hand into the condom and took the lying banana off the table and took the jar of chocolate and drizzled it on to the banana. He then took a huge bite off of the banana.
“See, this is a good way for life class, you use the condom so you won’t get dirty and you get to enjoy a delicious chocolate covered banana.” He said that with a huge grin on his face.
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“The teacher then gave him detention.” Reita concluded.
The three couldn’t even start laughing until they realised what he had just said, but that silence didn’t last long.
“OMG! I-I can’t believe you!” Aoi screamed out. “Oh god, oh god, oh god.” Aoi put his head in his hands.
Ruki was beet red. “Sh-shut up!”
“We’re so sorry Ruki!” Kai said, trying to calm himself down. “I’m sure everyone has had a time like that.”
“Like yours?” Uruha smirked and gave Kai a kiss on the cheek.
“…mixing up the salt and sugar?” Kai said.
“Nope.” Aoi said also smirking.
Kai turned a nice shade of rose. “Oh please not that one!”
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There’s your sequel~
Well, I do have an idea for Kai’s embarrassing moment…but if you guys aren’t interested, then I don’t think I’ll write it~
We’ll see…and its not ruxrei tho but uruhaxkaixaoi
=3
anyways
hope you like this one!
Was it crack enough?
Comments and constructive criticism are loved~~