Two entries in one day, la la la
Stupid orcs.
Upon all the shit that happened while moving to and getting settled in Mordor, the orcs have harassed me constantly. It started with mild teasing, then it escalated into throwing stuff at me and soon after they got ballsy enough to pull my hair. I've come to two conclusions one (as my father used to tell me) they find me repulsive and ( Read more... )
Upon all the shit that happened while moving to and getting settled in Mordor, the orcs have harassed me constantly. It started with mild teasing, then it escalated into throwing stuff at me and soon after they got ballsy enough to pull my hair. I've come to two conclusions one (as my father used to tell me) they find me repulsive and ( Read more... )
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I need a drink.
YOU. You need a job.
And we need a nanny.
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Oh, so now we need a fucking nanny because you think that if I'm left alone with the kids I'll kill them right? Because Eru fucking knows what a horrible mother I am! I fucking gave birth..um...kind of....well, um... I carried them for a few months..or so and I wouldn't put them in any kind of danger!!! I'm so fucking glad you think so highly of me!
And why do I need a job now?! .....YOU JUST WANT ME OUT OF THE HOUSE DON'T YOU?! IIIIIIIIIIII KNEW IT!!!!
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Your friends? What happened to "fucking orcs"?! They BURIED YOU IN THE BACKYARD. Fucking hell, this is just like the shit with Jareth. And NO, we need a nanny so that you can go to WORK instead of hanging around the house and getting drunk, because you are not a fucking housewife and you shouldn't have to live like one. And Elbereth Gilthoniel on a mechanical bull, Celeborn, I HAVE A JOB, TOO. I'm already gone during the day, we'd just be gone AT THE SAME TIME.
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Yes! My friends! They gave me vodka! Liquor! They even invited me to go TPing with them and Steve said I could come over for a cup of tea! They're nice Glorfie, but I don't expect you to believe it! But fine you want a damn nanny, ok! You want me to get a fucking job...OK! And I know this probably won't even fucking bother you at all but don't fucking expect to get laid for a month!
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Look, I don't dislike orcs, I just don't trust the motherfuckers. As for the liquor, Claude used to give you liquor, dumbfuck. He wasn't exactly what I'd call a "friend". You don't expect me to believe it? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
A month? A MONTH?! THIRTY TO THIRTY-ONE FUCKING (or lack thereof) DAYS?! You can't do that! WOMEN do that. This violates the whole gay elf code of conduct!!!! Anyway, since we moved here, you have trouble going twelve HOURS. You... I.... GAH. *fumes incredulously*
Fine. Fine. Suit yourself. Fuck the orcs for a month for all I care. *storms*
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YES, A FUCKING MONTH! WOMEN ALSO FUCKING WEAR NEGLIGEES AND I FUCKING DO THAT ALSO WHY NOT FUCKING DO EVERYTHING ELSE?!
Fuck the orcs?
Fuck the fucking orcs?!
YOU WANT ME TO FUCK THE FUCKING ORCS?????!!!!! WELL FINE!! I'LL FUCK EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ORC IN MORDOR YOU STUPID BASTARD, SINCE THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT!!!!!
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Good point. You wear negligés, you've had children, why the fuck not?! In fact, fuck getting a job, let's give Melkor a call and see if he can send us another round of those unnatural offspring!! We can keep you barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen!! Fuck it, you're so convinced I think so little of you, we may as well make you a domestic slave and get it over with. Bring your paranoias to life.
FINE, FUCK THE ORCS. At least you won't threaten to kill them, or accuse them of utter BULLSHIT, since you KNOW that THEY don't give a fuck about you, it'd be a perfect fucking relationship. Fucktoys who won't be offended in the slightest by your paranoid accusations and assorted bullshit, because it'll all. be. true. Just what you've been looking for! Congratufuckinglations! Oh, now you want to kill me, beautiful, that's just great, Cel, really. You just want out, don't you? You don't love me. You're sick of this, you're sick of ( ... )
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God, just like....gah!!!!! Fuck, you are so trying to have my bitch of a mun make me commit suicide aren't you?
The fucking shame. :(
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I'm sorry!!!!! I didn't want to kill you! Not like really really kill you! Like.....well, I don't know how to put it!!!! But, I was just mad! I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry! :( :( :( I don't want out! I love you, you dumb fucker! How many times do I have to tell you that?! But...yeah, whatever... I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!! Will you come out now? I'll make it two weeks...starting tomorrow!
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If you don't come out I'll sing! We both know how much you hate that! .... Please?
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THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND, SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND SOME PEOPLE STARTING SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END... *continues singing etc.*
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