Two entries in one day, la la la

[xxcelebornxx]

Stupid orcs.

Upon all the shit that happened while moving to and getting settled in Mordor, the orcs have harassed me constantly. It started with mild teasing, then it escalated into throwing stuff at me and soon after they got ballsy enough to pull my hair. I've come to two conclusions one (as my father used to tell me) they find me repulsive and

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[glorfind3l]

*MASSIVE HEART ATTACK*

LAJDLFKASDLJFSLKDJFSAD ORCS AKLJFDLKA DRUNKEN ORCS LKASJFDLKSDFASDFLKAJSDLFKASDF MY BABIES WITH DRUNKEN ORCS ASLFDJAKLSJFDKLASJDFLKASJDFLKASF AKLSDFJKLASJDFLASKDJFLKD WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKINGADK JFASDKALSJDFKLASJFDKLASFJA KKALDK ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MEJASDL;JFASDLKFASDLKFAJSDF?!jKLSJADKF?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I need a drink.

YOU. You need a job.

And we need a nanny.

[xxcelebornxx]

The kids weren't in any danger, Ingrid would've protected them. And I'm not trying to give you a heart attack. There's nothing wrong with Steve and Richard, they're my friends :( And anyway, I've gotten drunk around Celebrian lots of times and she turned out fine!

Oh, so now we need a fucking nanny because you think that if I'm left alone with the kids I'll kill them right? Because Eru fucking knows what a horrible mother I am! I fucking gave birth..um...kind of....well, um... I carried them for a few months..or so and I wouldn't put them in any kind of danger!!! I'm so fucking glad you think so highly of me!

And why do I need a job now?! .....YOU JUST WANT ME OUT OF THE HOUSE DON'T YOU?! IIIIIIIIIIII KNEW IT!!!!

[glorfind3l]

What if they had fallen off of something and she caught them and they accidentally touched a part of her not wearing the non-flammable stuff and jalksdjflkasdjlkfasdjklfasdfaklsdjfalksdf

Your friends? What happened to "fucking orcs"?! They BURIED YOU IN THE BACKYARD. Fucking hell, this is just like the shit with Jareth. And NO, we need a nanny so that you can go to WORK instead of hanging around the house and getting drunk, because you are not a fucking housewife and you shouldn't have to live like one. And Elbereth Gilthoniel on a mechanical bull, Celeborn, I HAVE A JOB, TOO. I'm already gone during the day, we'd just be gone AT THE SAME TIME.

[xxcelebornxx]

You know Ingrid happens to be very intelligent I doubt she'd let something bad, even unintentionally bad, happen to the boys!

Yes! My friends! They gave me vodka! Liquor! They even invited me to go TPing with them and Steve said I could come over for a cup of tea! They're nice Glorfie, but I don't expect you to believe it! But fine you want a damn nanny, ok! You want me to get a fucking job...OK! And I know this probably won't even fucking bother you at all but don't fucking expect to get laid for a month!

[bbolger_baggins]

I suppose this isn't a good time to send a message about a social call then? About how my beloved and I are going to miss finally getting a chance to have tea with another fine happily-in-love couple in Arda when we arrive in Rivendell, but are hoping we'll run into you when we get to Mordor, provided you haven't served each other divorce papers by then? *smiles hopefully*

Right. *quick smile* Another time then.

[xxcelebornxx]

No, no it'll be fine. We're not getting divorced..... I think.

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