The Pledge

[xojemmaxo]

So here's a pledge for bandslasher's I wrote on the verge of sleep one night. It was hilariously funny then, but now it seems pretty stupid. Of course this is my variation of The Pledge, and if you don't agree with some of the things I am pledging to, go make your own goddamn pledge. Anyway, slashers, enjoy!



The Pledge

I will write fic about every possible pairing in Panic! at the Disco. I will try to expand my slashy horizon and explore further into the realm of CSS, TAI..., MCR, FOB (But not Pete Wentz unless he is a rapist) KOL ( lol incest) MIKA (Cause he's just that awesome) and 30 STM (Jared Leto... mmm). I will never write porn including the likes of The Jonas Boners, Robert Pattyman or his crew of Twilight freaks, Miley Cyrus, or Lady GaGa (in which case would it be het, yaoi, or bestiality...??). As a yaoi slasher, I will never write femmeslash or het. I will never write an overused plotline if I can help it.

I will stay in bandslash as long as I am able and will never fraternize with the Disco at the Slash LJ community. I will keep my mind open to unusual pairings and ideas (for example, incest, nom nom nom).

I hereby pledge my loyalty to Bandslash.