things I can't wait to do now that I'm single
Not be surrounded by purple decor even tho I never minded it, green's my favorite color
HAVE MY OWN CHILD
Come home whenever I want
Not tell someone when I think I'll be back
Sleep without someone storming in
Not be yelled at anymore
Take time off work when I feel like it
Fold my clothes the way I want to
Put a glass down anywhere and not be yelled at, even though I always use a coaster
Not worry about where my dog sleeps
Have my dog sleep in bed again
No worry about dog fur balls and how they might make the company feel who's over for 2 minutes
Go to bed when I want
Wake up when I want
Eat without being told I'm chunky
Shave without being told I "only have 3 hairs"
HAVE MY OWN CHILD
Spend money the way I want or keep it since I think having "stuff" is stupid
Hang my own decorations
Not listen to someone yell at my dog
Not feel bad about having a dog
Park where I want
Only clean my car off
She never cleaned my car, rubbed my back or treated me kindly
Never be taken for granted by her
Yelled at by her
Insulted by her
A live in baby sitter with no return
Not be grunted at when I say goodnight
NOT BE HURRIED ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M DOING IT TOO SLOW.
God.
What. was I thinking. Really, people are one thing, then you live with them and sometimes they're another.
Gripe over. done, thanks for reading.
HAVE MY OWN CHILD
Come home whenever I want
Not tell someone when I think I'll be back
Sleep without someone storming in
Not be yelled at anymore
Take time off work when I feel like it
Fold my clothes the way I want to
Put a glass down anywhere and not be yelled at, even though I always use a coaster
Not worry about where my dog sleeps
Have my dog sleep in bed again
No worry about dog fur balls and how they might make the company feel who's over for 2 minutes
Go to bed when I want
Wake up when I want
Eat without being told I'm chunky
Shave without being told I "only have 3 hairs"
HAVE MY OWN CHILD
Spend money the way I want or keep it since I think having "stuff" is stupid
Hang my own decorations
Not listen to someone yell at my dog
Not feel bad about having a dog
Park where I want
Only clean my car off
She never cleaned my car, rubbed my back or treated me kindly
Never be taken for granted by her
Yelled at by her
Insulted by her
A live in baby sitter with no return
Not be grunted at when I say goodnight
NOT BE HURRIED ANYMORE BECAUSE I'M DOING IT TOO SLOW.
God.
What. was I thinking. Really, people are one thing, then you live with them and sometimes they're another.
Gripe over. done, thanks for reading.