Finding Jam Chapter 4
Hey you guys, I haven't been able to update for a while seeing as my bandwidth went crazy and I didn't think it was fair to just update by any other means while the previous chapters were momentarily non existent ;D
This is gonna be a long chapter btw, because I have been playing so damn much which meant that I got very far ahead. However I haven't been playing at all these weeks so I'm hoping I can get everything done and go back to playing properly. Excuse any typos and/or the randomness of how I keep jumping from one day to the next -_-
Sooooo, lets begin!
(BTW the banner is shitty because it used to be bigger until LJ decided to be a pain in the ass and scale it down which meant the writing was smaller.)
Also, may contain language.
Twins.
Fuck me.
'Ber's weird face is probably the result of the drugs she was given. She'll realize how much crap she's in once the babies start crying.
However, meet Apple and Creamy Jam. I'll get their stats later.
Paul: Babies?! I gotta run, bye Water!
You won't be running when you and Water have those five babies in the future -_-
And so starts the neglect for Water, poor uninteresting ghost child.
OMG they are a fucking nightmare! Why was this women so fertile during conception?
(and damn you Water for watching kids TV and forcing your mother to keep you company)
Connor Frio gets fat. Idk why my sims get fat all the time, is the food in SV just so irresistibly mouth watering? I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE.
Seeing as those two hell spawns are draining the bank account (or they are going to) it is time for Tragic to write more dirty novels and 'Ber to get a few coupons for the shopping.
I really need to build the girls a nursery because I feel guilty not letting these two go beyond caressing each others faces. THATS HOW AFFAIRS START DAMMIT.
Babies are boring so when it comes to their birthday I decided to throw a party.
Paul Ursine aged into a teen, then there's Sunny Bakshi (I think) next to him. Xander Clavell, Anne Song, and Tori Kimura with a nice batch of hot dogs.
Eeee, how cute. And they are humans.
Apple on the left and Creamy on the right.
Is Hank expressing the need for another child by wanting to steal Creamy? IDGT
Anyways the party ended shortly after and everyone had a blast. It's so easy to throw parties in this game! I do not miss TS2 one bit.
I re did the front of their house the next morning. One thing that I miss from S2 was the Meyers' house (they were an old legacy family of mine), it had fences on the front just like that.
Ew. What is in that?
Damn you sink (and dirty stove) you were supposed to be a mess right after the babies were born, not four days later.
Mmmh, I can't help but notice how old 'Ber is looking. I don't want her to be grow old and die!
Meanwhile Water's future mother in law almost runs her over.
OLD PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DRIVE.
Doesn't this shot look like a Play Station game? Like Kingdom Hearts or something? It really looks like the perspective of how I would control my character with the joysticks (I don't think they call them that anymore, but I don't care).
Hi plane! The Jam's will be on that plane in November for their world adventures!
Geoffrey Langraab is an ass. You can tell he doesn't have the dicreetness of someone who is old money. Jerk.
Sticking with the theme of her name I gave creamy a more....creamy hair color.
And Apple is just so cute!
Pooping has never been so adorable!!!11!one!
Finally, another thing I love. Toddlers no longer risk their lives by being thrown in the air like dolls. They now never leave their parent's grip!
However I couldn't stand it any longer! I had to hire a babysitter. Unfortunately the agency decided to send me a Sims 1.
Who has a three-dimensional metamorphosis disorder and an obsession with high chairs. I can't wait.
She is useless. I think you're supposed to read The Adventures of Raymundo to the kids, not to yourself.
Tragic is not amused by the fact that his baby is crying and her babysitter is browsing the net.
-_-
It was time for Water to be a teen. Yes, I know, exciting.
EGADS! THAT MOUTH. Damn, girl, what's up with it? You're really pretty otherwise.
I don't know what to do with her anymore, I really don't *sighs*
Getting one step closer to kicking her out the house.
Water: Paul, will you marry me?
I guess that was a no. They settled on being boyfriend and girlfriend though. It's a start.
Finally, I made a nursery for the girls, right next to the master bedroom.
They also have bears! Apple's one is on the left, Creamy's on the right. These bears are gonna disappear soon because one of the girls takes one of them with her when she moves out dammit.
What's this? Strawberry has signed up on Simbook!
And Jared Frio....got himself a kid. (BTW this is before I installed the indiestone, which means that single sims are still spawning clones)
I wish EA didn't glamorize all this 'bad father' image, it's not good for the kids.
I mean, c'mon, this dude knocks up some chick, (Claire Ursine) does not bother to do anything about it, and then all of a sudden gets a daughter to replace the teenage daughter he had and who is still alive and waiting for her father to acknowledge her? No sorry, I don't approve.
Meanwhile the townsfolk were being absolute jerks. Water can't be anywhere without some idiot freaking out. Guys, she's been here for like, 17 years your time. You should know who she is by now and not constantly be creeped out.
Love this interaction. And I love Apple, squeeeee.
Ooops, I forgot to make the twins learn any skills, and they like had 2 days away from childhood, so the parents sat there almost all night.
Water isn't much help when it comes to the twins. Thankfully I don't need her. Brat.
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I knew there was a little more than friensdship between these two. When Water calls Paul he is always unreachable and Patrick is always, well, reachable, so yeah.
The face one dude and Sandi Bunch don't seem impressed.
Tragic's an elder now! Aww. I wonder how ghosts die, again.
'Ber isn't really too thrilled about her husband being all saggy in his wateriness. I think romance is dying between these two.
Water went and broke up with Patrick :(
Pauline: I am so hungry I could punch the floor right now!
He wasn't too happy about it.
But they resolved. However I think I'll keep Water away from him for a couple of days, just in case.
I noticed that the Ramos family recently moved in (basically some face 1 clones) and they came with a teenage daughter, Shirley. Water went to be friends with her until she found out she was dating Patrick. That was quick.
P.S. seeing as I won't be updating on Patrick anymore I figured I'd just say it here; him and Shirley later got married and had an ugly daughter called Brenna. That's about it, I don't see him much nowadays though.
Anyways, the Jam's bought a new car! Isn't it glorious?
Have you guys noticed that the dude on this sign has his butt right in the middle of his back?
I forgot to take a picture, but the girls grew up (I'm a bad simmer).
And Pauline is pregnant, again.
You and Hank should start thinking about using protection....oh, wait, the world as they know doesn't sell any, silly me *smacks head*
:D STILES! Because of plumsims and simfulness I've grown to lurve Stiles a lot.
Ber: Your head is shaped like a football, you know that?
Ber: Maybe you should grow a pair of antlers, even things out.
Tragic: *sneaks up*
Ber: Honey it's not like I can't hear the creepy aura you give whenever you're around.
Stiles and Pauline proceed to go a little weird as soon as Tragic arrives. Stiles is like paralyzed by Tragic, and Pauline seems to want to punch the floor again while thinking about Jamie Jolina's son. Meh.
Shouldn't people be used to Tragic and Water by now?
Pauline: It flabbergasts me how you managed to conceive a human daughter.
Sandi: *pretends to listen*
Took the family to the bistro for dinner, didn't let Water come though otherwise too many people would freak out.
Angela Frio (Jared's kid) invited herself to the Jam residence as soon as school was finished.
She's a sweet kid though.
For some reason I love this picture too much. I don't know why.
Ber: Damn you, why are you breaking? I haven't had a baby in years!
She had some seeds in her inventory, so why not?
Mailman: Now stay put! BAD MAIL.
Gee, he's really pissed. I don't get my mail people, they're always either shit scared or plain angry.
Ber's best friend is being quite fucking rude to Water (DAMN YOU PEOPLE).
And continues to do so.
Tragic is becoming rather useless. He's almost reaching the top of journalism, which is his LTW and that's it, he works, eats and sleeps, but he finds it extremely necessary to always join his wife or kids wherever they are. Gee, man, have a day to yourself for once.
See?
This child, I fear she is planning to kill someone by the way she is running with such determination.
Leighton popped over to see Strawberry when the kids were at school and Tragic at work.
They flirted -___-
Changed the subject as soon as Tragic came home.
And hugged goodbye. Do you guys think what I'm thinking.
AFFAIR.
I love the twins, just because they are so well behaved at home and at school.
Water got a detention the other day, and bunked off her part time job, so I finally decided to really hate her
.
To reward them, I sent the twins out to the park. They discussed light bulbs.
And I found out that Morty cloned himself and produced Elena Goth, she and her grandma (who I thought had died by now) were a few steps away enjoying a nice picnic.
Which was stolen later on by the girls and their mom :D
They haven't woohooed in a long time, so I just thought I'd let them.
I can sense that 'Ber wasn't really in the mood.
Creamy: So when are you getting married to Paul?
'Ber: Yeah, so you can finally cook yourself for once.
Water: *ignores**eats*
Speak of the devil! He's all grown up! And quite sexy I must say.
Paul: Eww, you're like, young and have flat boobs and puppy fat!
Water: I'm sorry! It's not my fault I can't walk towards you!
Uhm, what?
Water: What will make him like me?? I have to grow up I HAVE TO GROW UP!!
Patience is not her thing.
The twins try to cheer Water up by making her watch...
...horror movies o.o? I swear this channel scares the hell out of me.
Alas! It is time for the twins to transition into teenagehood!
Unforortunately I don't have a pic of Apple, but isn't Creamy just so pretty?
The next day;
0___0
DON'T DO IT!
She gave in :(
Leighton had to leave for work so no dirty business went on (phew!).
Apparently Thornton and Morgana finally had their first baby (who would be left orphaned while he was a teenager because Thornton died like a week after this picture was taken and Morgana two life stages later).
His name is Geoffrey, he's cute.
AND.....*drumrolls* IT IS TIME FOR WATER TO GROW UP!
Water: Yay! I can't wait to be inseminated with sperm!
Meh, she's okay, she lost some puppy fat and some hair apparently.
Paul, I love you, you're like the Grim Reaper; always on time.
Three....
Two....
One, and bye bye, married and gone. Thank God.
The first day of life without Water starts like any other day, only less creepier because there is one less creepy ghost noise in the house.
The troubles don't end though, Creamy's neurotic, and it finally shows as she checks the stove every second.
Oh ffs what did you do?
LOL, is that a fire truck? What happened to the manly driven huge thing? This toy is a joke!
No need for it after all, 'Ber is a hero! But couldn't Tragic just throw himself in the fire? After all he is made of water
Just to be sure. I swear since day one I haven't had the need to call in a repairman at all, Strawberry does all the work because she is made of awesome.
After a couple of days it was time to pay a visit to Water and her hubby.
Apparently Paul turned her into a Stepford Wife.
I don't understand why he has to interview his own daughter seeing as he spent 20 years raising her.
Later that night someone's butt has been sparkling.
Aww, she's old, our lovely 'Ber is old *tear. I don't want her to dieeeeeee.
And, that is where I leave you dears. Hope you've enjoyed this update :)
Excuse the typos and the randomness and the very boring parts, I promise I'll catch up with everything!
This is gonna be a long chapter btw, because I have been playing so damn much which meant that I got very far ahead. However I haven't been playing at all these weeks so I'm hoping I can get everything done and go back to playing properly. Excuse any typos and/or the randomness of how I keep jumping from one day to the next -_-
Sooooo, lets begin!
(BTW the banner is shitty because it used to be bigger until LJ decided to be a pain in the ass and scale it down which meant the writing was smaller.)
Also, may contain language.
Twins.
Fuck me.
'Ber's weird face is probably the result of the drugs she was given. She'll realize how much crap she's in once the babies start crying.
However, meet Apple and Creamy Jam. I'll get their stats later.
Paul: Babies?! I gotta run, bye Water!
You won't be running when you and Water have those five babies in the future -_-
And so starts the neglect for Water, poor uninteresting ghost child.
OMG they are a fucking nightmare! Why was this women so fertile during conception?
(and damn you Water for watching kids TV and forcing your mother to keep you company)
Connor Frio gets fat. Idk why my sims get fat all the time, is the food in SV just so irresistibly mouth watering? I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE.
Seeing as those two hell spawns are draining the bank account (or they are going to) it is time for Tragic to write more dirty novels and 'Ber to get a few coupons for the shopping.
I really need to build the girls a nursery because I feel guilty not letting these two go beyond caressing each others faces. THATS HOW AFFAIRS START DAMMIT.
Babies are boring so when it comes to their birthday I decided to throw a party.
Paul Ursine aged into a teen, then there's Sunny Bakshi (I think) next to him. Xander Clavell, Anne Song, and Tori Kimura with a nice batch of hot dogs.
Eeee, how cute. And they are humans.
Apple on the left and Creamy on the right.
Is Hank expressing the need for another child by wanting to steal Creamy? IDGT
Anyways the party ended shortly after and everyone had a blast. It's so easy to throw parties in this game! I do not miss TS2 one bit.
I re did the front of their house the next morning. One thing that I miss from S2 was the Meyers' house (they were an old legacy family of mine), it had fences on the front just like that.
Ew. What is in that?
Damn you sink (and dirty stove) you were supposed to be a mess right after the babies were born, not four days later.
Mmmh, I can't help but notice how old 'Ber is looking. I don't want her to be grow old and die!
Meanwhile Water's future mother in law almost runs her over.
OLD PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DRIVE.
Doesn't this shot look like a Play Station game? Like Kingdom Hearts or something? It really looks like the perspective of how I would control my character with the joysticks (I don't think they call them that anymore, but I don't care).
Hi plane! The Jam's will be on that plane in November for their world adventures!
Geoffrey Langraab is an ass. You can tell he doesn't have the dicreetness of someone who is old money. Jerk.
Sticking with the theme of her name I gave creamy a more....creamy hair color.
And Apple is just so cute!
Pooping has never been so adorable!!!11!one!
Finally, another thing I love. Toddlers no longer risk their lives by being thrown in the air like dolls. They now never leave their parent's grip!
However I couldn't stand it any longer! I had to hire a babysitter. Unfortunately the agency decided to send me a Sims 1.
Who has a three-dimensional metamorphosis disorder and an obsession with high chairs. I can't wait.
She is useless. I think you're supposed to read The Adventures of Raymundo to the kids, not to yourself.
Tragic is not amused by the fact that his baby is crying and her babysitter is browsing the net.
-_-
It was time for Water to be a teen. Yes, I know, exciting.
EGADS! THAT MOUTH. Damn, girl, what's up with it? You're really pretty otherwise.
I don't know what to do with her anymore, I really don't *sighs*
Getting one step closer to kicking her out the house.
Water: Paul, will you marry me?
I guess that was a no. They settled on being boyfriend and girlfriend though. It's a start.
Finally, I made a nursery for the girls, right next to the master bedroom.
They also have bears! Apple's one is on the left, Creamy's on the right. These bears are gonna disappear soon because one of the girls takes one of them with her when she moves out dammit.
What's this? Strawberry has signed up on Simbook!
And Jared Frio....got himself a kid. (BTW this is before I installed the indiestone, which means that single sims are still spawning clones)
I wish EA didn't glamorize all this 'bad father' image, it's not good for the kids.
I mean, c'mon, this dude knocks up some chick, (Claire Ursine) does not bother to do anything about it, and then all of a sudden gets a daughter to replace the teenage daughter he had and who is still alive and waiting for her father to acknowledge her? No sorry, I don't approve.
Meanwhile the townsfolk were being absolute jerks. Water can't be anywhere without some idiot freaking out. Guys, she's been here for like, 17 years your time. You should know who she is by now and not constantly be creeped out.
Love this interaction. And I love Apple, squeeeee.
Ooops, I forgot to make the twins learn any skills, and they like had 2 days away from childhood, so the parents sat there almost all night.
Water isn't much help when it comes to the twins. Thankfully I don't need her. Brat.
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I knew there was a little more than friensdship between these two. When Water calls Paul he is always unreachable and Patrick is always, well, reachable, so yeah.
The face one dude and Sandi Bunch don't seem impressed.
Tragic's an elder now! Aww. I wonder how ghosts die, again.
'Ber isn't really too thrilled about her husband being all saggy in his wateriness. I think romance is dying between these two.
Water went and broke up with Patrick :(
Pauline: I am so hungry I could punch the floor right now!
He wasn't too happy about it.
But they resolved. However I think I'll keep Water away from him for a couple of days, just in case.
I noticed that the Ramos family recently moved in (basically some face 1 clones) and they came with a teenage daughter, Shirley. Water went to be friends with her until she found out she was dating Patrick. That was quick.
P.S. seeing as I won't be updating on Patrick anymore I figured I'd just say it here; him and Shirley later got married and had an ugly daughter called Brenna. That's about it, I don't see him much nowadays though.
Anyways, the Jam's bought a new car! Isn't it glorious?
Have you guys noticed that the dude on this sign has his butt right in the middle of his back?
I forgot to take a picture, but the girls grew up (I'm a bad simmer).
And Pauline is pregnant, again.
You and Hank should start thinking about using protection....oh, wait, the world as they know doesn't sell any, silly me *smacks head*
:D STILES! Because of plumsims and simfulness I've grown to lurve Stiles a lot.
Ber: Your head is shaped like a football, you know that?
Ber: Maybe you should grow a pair of antlers, even things out.
Tragic: *sneaks up*
Ber: Honey it's not like I can't hear the creepy aura you give whenever you're around.
Stiles and Pauline proceed to go a little weird as soon as Tragic arrives. Stiles is like paralyzed by Tragic, and Pauline seems to want to punch the floor again while thinking about Jamie Jolina's son. Meh.
Shouldn't people be used to Tragic and Water by now?
Pauline: It flabbergasts me how you managed to conceive a human daughter.
Sandi: *pretends to listen*
Took the family to the bistro for dinner, didn't let Water come though otherwise too many people would freak out.
Angela Frio (Jared's kid) invited herself to the Jam residence as soon as school was finished.
She's a sweet kid though.
For some reason I love this picture too much. I don't know why.
Ber: Damn you, why are you breaking? I haven't had a baby in years!
She had some seeds in her inventory, so why not?
Mailman: Now stay put! BAD MAIL.
Gee, he's really pissed. I don't get my mail people, they're always either shit scared or plain angry.
Ber's best friend is being quite fucking rude to Water (DAMN YOU PEOPLE).
And continues to do so.
Tragic is becoming rather useless. He's almost reaching the top of journalism, which is his LTW and that's it, he works, eats and sleeps, but he finds it extremely necessary to always join his wife or kids wherever they are. Gee, man, have a day to yourself for once.
See?
This child, I fear she is planning to kill someone by the way she is running with such determination.
Leighton popped over to see Strawberry when the kids were at school and Tragic at work.
They flirted -___-
Changed the subject as soon as Tragic came home.
And hugged goodbye. Do you guys think what I'm thinking.
AFFAIR.
I love the twins, just because they are so well behaved at home and at school.
Water got a detention the other day, and bunked off her part time job, so I finally decided to really hate her
.
To reward them, I sent the twins out to the park. They discussed light bulbs.
And I found out that Morty cloned himself and produced Elena Goth, she and her grandma (who I thought had died by now) were a few steps away enjoying a nice picnic.
Which was stolen later on by the girls and their mom :D
They haven't woohooed in a long time, so I just thought I'd let them.
I can sense that 'Ber wasn't really in the mood.
Creamy: So when are you getting married to Paul?
'Ber: Yeah, so you can finally cook yourself for once.
Water: *ignores**eats*
Speak of the devil! He's all grown up! And quite sexy I must say.
Paul: Eww, you're like, young and have flat boobs and puppy fat!
Water: I'm sorry! It's not my fault I can't walk towards you!
Uhm, what?
Water: What will make him like me?? I have to grow up I HAVE TO GROW UP!!
Patience is not her thing.
The twins try to cheer Water up by making her watch...
...horror movies o.o? I swear this channel scares the hell out of me.
Alas! It is time for the twins to transition into teenagehood!
Unforortunately I don't have a pic of Apple, but isn't Creamy just so pretty?
The next day;
0___0
DON'T DO IT!
She gave in :(
Leighton had to leave for work so no dirty business went on (phew!).
Apparently Thornton and Morgana finally had their first baby (who would be left orphaned while he was a teenager because Thornton died like a week after this picture was taken and Morgana two life stages later).
His name is Geoffrey, he's cute.
AND.....*drumrolls* IT IS TIME FOR WATER TO GROW UP!
Water: Yay! I can't wait to be inseminated with sperm!
Meh, she's okay, she lost some puppy fat and some hair apparently.
Paul, I love you, you're like the Grim Reaper; always on time.
Three....
Two....
One, and bye bye, married and gone. Thank God.
The first day of life without Water starts like any other day, only less creepier because there is one less creepy ghost noise in the house.
The troubles don't end though, Creamy's neurotic, and it finally shows as she checks the stove every second.
Oh ffs what did you do?
LOL, is that a fire truck? What happened to the manly driven huge thing? This toy is a joke!
No need for it after all, 'Ber is a hero! But couldn't Tragic just throw himself in the fire? After all he is made of water
Just to be sure. I swear since day one I haven't had the need to call in a repairman at all, Strawberry does all the work because she is made of awesome.
After a couple of days it was time to pay a visit to Water and her hubby.
Apparently Paul turned her into a Stepford Wife.
I don't understand why he has to interview his own daughter seeing as he spent 20 years raising her.
Later that night someone's butt has been sparkling.
Aww, she's old, our lovely 'Ber is old *tear. I don't want her to dieeeeeee.
And, that is where I leave you dears. Hope you've enjoyed this update :)
Excuse the typos and the randomness and the very boring parts, I promise I'll catch up with everything!