Finding Jam Chapter 5 *sob*
Hellooooo people, I know this update is almost immediately after the last one, you should be happy :D
As I've been saying, I've been getting a little far ahead, but because now, all of a sudden I have more will to update rather than play, we are quickly catching up to where I am now ^.^
Alsooooo, I have a new computer! All to myself, I am so happy :D
Where were we last time? Oh yes
- The twins Apple and Creamy were born
- Water finally found someone who would consider marrying her.
- There were A LOT of birthdays
- 'Ber and Tragic grew old.
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Warning: May contain language and stupid humor ;)
To my dismay the atmosphere is rather depressing, Beau Andrews grieves because his wife Victoria died. Gage isn't interested though.
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On our way over we saw a bird! See, who needs a Pets EP when there are birds flying in the sky?
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We find Water at the park :) No, not water as in, pond water, I really meant Water as in 'Ber's daughter. Yes I know, it's hard to forget your children when they leave home. Actually no joke, seeing that she is a ghost, she completely disappeared from her family's relationship panel as soon as she moved out, and there is no possibility to contact her unless you chat on the computer or go visit her, ergh.
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On the last update, I forgot to show you Apple, isn't she just gorgeous?? I'm quite disappointed that she looks so much like 'Ber, this means that Creamy will have to be heir, which I'm more than happy about it.
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I didn't let Water go out so much when she was a teen because she pissed me off so much, which meant that I grounded her in a way. I'm not going to let the twins resent me so I'm letting them have their fun at the pool.
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Apple proceeds to play in the pool with Water's sloppy second Patrick. Who is now an adult and married.
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SHIRLEY YOU BITCH 0_0 She stole Strawberry's maternity pants! I am so tempted to kill her.
But no, instead I'm sending the twins to the gym.
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Eeee, Bella and her brother Michael were there too. Wanna hear something weird? Yeah? Okay;
after I installed the indiestone, it immediately paired Bella off with....yep, you've got it, MORTIMER. Wanna hear something even weirder? When they had their kids, first came a girl, and then a boy o.o Of course they had different names, but still. However Bella cloned herself before she got married and spawned something quite evil looking.
And, Michael married Holly Alto and had two daughters :)
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As you can tell the gym is not really their piece of cake.
Random People who are hungry: Cake? did anyone say cake??
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'Ber came to pick them up soon after work (she is almost reaching her LTW to become a five star chef :DDDD)
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Creamy: OMG I'M IN A ROOM WITH SWEATY MEN! OH LORD MY VIRGINITY IS NOT SAFE ANYMORE!!
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Weird Creepy Dude: That's right baby, here I am, why don't you and I meet in the back for some fun lovin? You can play with my-
OK OK THAT'S ENOUGH *nervous laughter* Creepy pedo.
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The next day I had a pop up from the Indiestone telling me that Paul and Water were expecting their first kidlet. I send Creamy there but when she arrives there is no sign of maternity clothes or a bump. I guess the ISM tells you as soon as the conceiving happens? idk.
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I normally only order pizza if Strawberry is too tired to cook, which must have been the case that night. The first time I order it, the pizza drives itself to the Jam residence and rings the doorbell by itself. Magical, just like Flying Book!
So I decided not to go through with the whole Leighton thing, it just wasn't like 'Ber. I will be sad when Tragic leaves and she's left all on her own though :(
Meanwhile Creamy has found someone :) He's Bella's clone, the one that looks awful, but they get on. He;s way too young for her though so they won't be getting married any time soon.
Strawberry found Water at the park again, this time puking her soul away. First grandchild :DDD
She occupied the public toilet for so long that Pauline peed herself. I admit it was amusing.
And finally Tragic got promoted to Star News Anchor ^_^ and he finally achieved his LTW (I can't remember if that was his original or if I changed it). He can now retire and die peacefully...
Strawberry caught a jellyfish :) The game named her Lena.
A couple of days later we went to visit Water again (My, this chapter is all about her now), I wanted to see how far she was in her pregnancy and also if possible stay long enough to bring her to the hospital.
Strawberry is going to be an amazing Grandmother, I'm sure.
And aww, Water is using her mom's old maternity pants! She probably got them back from Shirley after that bitch stole them from us.
Water: You, you're useless, you can't even use a computer! You're not a computer whiz like me!
Don't mind her 'Ber, it's the hormones.
Tragic dropped by later on to rub his daughter's belly. Apparently rubbing bellies is good for your charisma, which means actors like Paul Newman, George Clooney and so forth must have rubbed quite a lot of bellies in their careers. IDGI.
Wait, what? WHAT? Tragic Jam lost his grip on the mortal world? Why isn't anyone else bawling? Tragic noooooooooooooooo.
The twins are completely oblivious to the fact that their father 'died' in their sisters house. Wonderful.
Much to my frustration and sadness, life does go on and Strawberry here has gained her LTW to become a five star chef. Hopefully she can now retire and look after future grandchildren.
Speaking of which, the indiestone tells me that Paul and Water Ursine have welcomed a new baby and so forth. The game named him Nicholas (a rather normal name) and he is Insane and something else (I know I PHAIL).
Poor kid was left on the floor.
Fortunately for him, Grandma 'Ber is there to feed him and play with him.
Paul: Aren't I just gorgeous?
*sighs*
Paul: C'mon, you know you want to admit it.
Shut up.
The twins were idle at home, so I thought why not? I'm actually thinking to bring Nick home, the poor child.
On a different note, I am so surprised that Nicholas was not born a ghost, I always thought that if the mother was a ghost then there was a higher chance for the child to be the same. Thankfully this isn't happening...yet.
The only reason I love Paul, is not because he is good looking, or because he has a nice house, but because he took Water off my hands. Otherwise he's a complete ass. You can tell he was one of those jocks who were complete jerks with everyone.
Motherhood is tough on her. That and also cause she's nuts.
I can't really say that Tragic's death affected the Jam's, they're acting as if he's never existed! Like if he's on holiday or something. Am I the only one upset??
Water loves to walk around aimlessly everywhere.
Seeing that Tragic was the neat-freak of the family, I never needed a maid (plus the fact that they were low on money at the beginning), with him gone now the house is a mess most of the times.
Apple also grew up to be a green thumb, so she helps her mother in the garden once in a while by talking to the plants. I don't know who's more insane now, Apple or Water.
She's a pretty elder :) I prefer the elders in S3, they're not that high maintenance like the ones in S2, I haven't had problems with 'Ber or Tragic when it came to their bladder or anything.
Alas it was time for the twins to grow up and find their way in the world.
Apple: Mothers of Sunset Valley, keep your sons locked away tonight cause here I come!
Don't turn out to be a whore. Please.
It's Creamy's turn now, lets hope her face isn't as ugly as her clothing.
She's actually not that bad. She looks a lot like Water, but the mouth doesn't really look like much of a problem :)
The next day I send Apple to the Museum since she has the Artistic trait. She practiced her guitar there (isn't the style awesome?) all day.
Oh, and who's behind her?
It's pregnant Bella Goth :D She had her daughter a day later, the game named her Willow.
Apple went for this overweight face one clone, Noah Head, he's married to some woman. I'm pretty sure this is a one off. Apple never had a boyfriend during her teens, and by this time I had just installed the indiestone, so there were a lot of babies and not enough men (much like at the end of WWII, no?).
His wife then came in and found them out. Oh dear.
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The heir, Creamy, is having quite the hard time finding the perfect man, and juggling her job as a Latrine Cleaner with no advancement is difficult.
Creamy: I'll never find a man! I'll die a spinster which means I have to join that darn book club D: *sobs*
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WTF? I thought you couldn't find a man!
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When you can't find a husband, the maid service always lends a hand! I know it's a bunch of face 1 people, but marrying just one in the finally won't do any harm.
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The rest of the engagement is pleasantly blocked by this plant.
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Yet another thing that I adore in this game, is that if you keep paintings on the wall long enough, after the painter has died, they're worth thousands. I need to sell this one though cause the income isn't the best.
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Uhm, yeah.
ps. As you can tell I built an extra room.
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They were married straight after.
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And you know what follows next ;)
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The circle of life though, continues, and Beau Andrews dies.
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Synchronized grieving courtesy of Malcolm Landgraab and Christopher Steel.
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Have I ever mentioned how much I hate deaths in this game? Even if they don't involve my sims? Grim looks so creepy and the music is just....argh.
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Leighton Sekemoto is not very popular right about now, but wait, Malcolm and Michael hate him, Christopher wants to...flirt, with him? Christopher, tut tut, you're married.
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I made a simself and moved her in with this other dashing guy I made. I wonder where the Indie stone will lead me :D
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Meanwhile Creamy found out she was pregnant (yeah, we knew that, she didn't).
Creamy: I just realized I'm pregnant!
Miraj: Yeah, lady, if you don't mind, I really have to pee and....isn't this the guys restroom?
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Michael: OMG. I just realized something!
What?
Michael: My wife is.....a VEGETARIAN
I really wish she didn't marry you, silly face one person xP
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Anyways, here is my simself! I know you guys have no interest in this, but I'm still going to show you ;P
However it seems like I'm incapable to feed myself. Excellent. AND I also bitch about this fact to Creamy.
Creamy: Maybe you should eat a bear.
Oh sure, because there are bears a plenty in Sunset Valley. Mhm.
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Wait, no! No, you can't leave! Creamy's baby isn't even born yet!!
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Damn this isn't good for a pregnant woman! Michael isn't even here!
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I guess Grim wasn't totally inconsiderate of Creamy's feelings, and took his business to the side of the house. I see a glimpse of goodness there. I'm going to miss you Strawberry, thank you for making this legacy such a fun start, and having pretty babies.
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And just like that, she was gone.
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Oh shit.
I guess people are right when they say that when a life ends another one begins.
Aaaand, that is all for now :) I hope you guys have enjoyed this update, as always, sorry for any typos, boringness and/or sensless randomness.
As I've been saying, I've been getting a little far ahead, but because now, all of a sudden I have more will to update rather than play, we are quickly catching up to where I am now ^.^
Alsooooo, I have a new computer! All to myself, I am so happy :D
Where were we last time? Oh yes
- The twins Apple and Creamy were born
- Water finally found someone who would consider marrying her.
- There were A LOT of birthdays
- 'Ber and Tragic grew old.
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Warning: May contain language and stupid humor ;)
To my dismay the atmosphere is rather depressing, Beau Andrews grieves because his wife Victoria died. Gage isn't interested though.
View Raw Image">
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On our way over we saw a bird! See, who needs a Pets EP when there are birds flying in the sky?
View Raw Image">
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We find Water at the park :) No, not water as in, pond water, I really meant Water as in 'Ber's daughter. Yes I know, it's hard to forget your children when they leave home. Actually no joke, seeing that she is a ghost, she completely disappeared from her family's relationship panel as soon as she moved out, and there is no possibility to contact her unless you chat on the computer or go visit her, ergh.
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On the last update, I forgot to show you Apple, isn't she just gorgeous?? I'm quite disappointed that she looks so much like 'Ber, this means that Creamy will have to be heir, which I'm more than happy about it.
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I didn't let Water go out so much when she was a teen because she pissed me off so much, which meant that I grounded her in a way. I'm not going to let the twins resent me so I'm letting them have their fun at the pool.
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Apple proceeds to play in the pool with Water's sloppy second Patrick. Who is now an adult and married.
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SHIRLEY YOU BITCH 0_0 She stole Strawberry's maternity pants! I am so tempted to kill her.
But no, instead I'm sending the twins to the gym.
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Eeee, Bella and her brother Michael were there too. Wanna hear something weird? Yeah? Okay;
after I installed the indiestone, it immediately paired Bella off with....yep, you've got it, MORTIMER. Wanna hear something even weirder? When they had their kids, first came a girl, and then a boy o.o Of course they had different names, but still. However Bella cloned herself before she got married and spawned something quite evil looking.
And, Michael married Holly Alto and had two daughters :)
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As you can tell the gym is not really their piece of cake.
Random People who are hungry: Cake? did anyone say cake??
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'Ber came to pick them up soon after work (she is almost reaching her LTW to become a five star chef :DDDD)
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Creamy: OMG I'M IN A ROOM WITH SWEATY MEN! OH LORD MY VIRGINITY IS NOT SAFE ANYMORE!!
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Weird Creepy Dude: That's right baby, here I am, why don't you and I meet in the back for some fun lovin? You can play with my-
OK OK THAT'S ENOUGH *nervous laughter* Creepy pedo.
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The next day I had a pop up from the Indiestone telling me that Paul and Water were expecting their first kidlet. I send Creamy there but when she arrives there is no sign of maternity clothes or a bump. I guess the ISM tells you as soon as the conceiving happens? idk.
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I normally only order pizza if Strawberry is too tired to cook, which must have been the case that night. The first time I order it, the pizza drives itself to the Jam residence and rings the doorbell by itself. Magical, just like Flying Book!
So I decided not to go through with the whole Leighton thing, it just wasn't like 'Ber. I will be sad when Tragic leaves and she's left all on her own though :(
Meanwhile Creamy has found someone :) He's Bella's clone, the one that looks awful, but they get on. He;s way too young for her though so they won't be getting married any time soon.
Strawberry found Water at the park again, this time puking her soul away. First grandchild :DDD
She occupied the public toilet for so long that Pauline peed herself. I admit it was amusing.
And finally Tragic got promoted to Star News Anchor ^_^ and he finally achieved his LTW (I can't remember if that was his original or if I changed it). He can now retire and die peacefully...
Strawberry caught a jellyfish :) The game named her Lena.
A couple of days later we went to visit Water again (My, this chapter is all about her now), I wanted to see how far she was in her pregnancy and also if possible stay long enough to bring her to the hospital.
Strawberry is going to be an amazing Grandmother, I'm sure.
And aww, Water is using her mom's old maternity pants! She probably got them back from Shirley after that bitch stole them from us.
Water: You, you're useless, you can't even use a computer! You're not a computer whiz like me!
Don't mind her 'Ber, it's the hormones.
Tragic dropped by later on to rub his daughter's belly. Apparently rubbing bellies is good for your charisma, which means actors like Paul Newman, George Clooney and so forth must have rubbed quite a lot of bellies in their careers. IDGI.
Wait, what? WHAT? Tragic Jam lost his grip on the mortal world? Why isn't anyone else bawling? Tragic noooooooooooooooo.
The twins are completely oblivious to the fact that their father 'died' in their sisters house. Wonderful.
Much to my frustration and sadness, life does go on and Strawberry here has gained her LTW to become a five star chef. Hopefully she can now retire and look after future grandchildren.
Speaking of which, the indiestone tells me that Paul and Water Ursine have welcomed a new baby and so forth. The game named him Nicholas (a rather normal name) and he is Insane and something else (I know I PHAIL).
Poor kid was left on the floor.
Fortunately for him, Grandma 'Ber is there to feed him and play with him.
Paul: Aren't I just gorgeous?
*sighs*
Paul: C'mon, you know you want to admit it.
Shut up.
The twins were idle at home, so I thought why not? I'm actually thinking to bring Nick home, the poor child.
On a different note, I am so surprised that Nicholas was not born a ghost, I always thought that if the mother was a ghost then there was a higher chance for the child to be the same. Thankfully this isn't happening...yet.
The only reason I love Paul, is not because he is good looking, or because he has a nice house, but because he took Water off my hands. Otherwise he's a complete ass. You can tell he was one of those jocks who were complete jerks with everyone.
Motherhood is tough on her. That and also cause she's nuts.
I can't really say that Tragic's death affected the Jam's, they're acting as if he's never existed! Like if he's on holiday or something. Am I the only one upset??
Water loves to walk around aimlessly everywhere.
Seeing that Tragic was the neat-freak of the family, I never needed a maid (plus the fact that they were low on money at the beginning), with him gone now the house is a mess most of the times.
Apple also grew up to be a green thumb, so she helps her mother in the garden once in a while by talking to the plants. I don't know who's more insane now, Apple or Water.
She's a pretty elder :) I prefer the elders in S3, they're not that high maintenance like the ones in S2, I haven't had problems with 'Ber or Tragic when it came to their bladder or anything.
Alas it was time for the twins to grow up and find their way in the world.
Apple: Mothers of Sunset Valley, keep your sons locked away tonight cause here I come!
Don't turn out to be a whore. Please.
It's Creamy's turn now, lets hope her face isn't as ugly as her clothing.
She's actually not that bad. She looks a lot like Water, but the mouth doesn't really look like much of a problem :)
The next day I send Apple to the Museum since she has the Artistic trait. She practiced her guitar there (isn't the style awesome?) all day.
Oh, and who's behind her?
It's pregnant Bella Goth :D She had her daughter a day later, the game named her Willow.
Apple went for this overweight face one clone, Noah Head, he's married to some woman. I'm pretty sure this is a one off. Apple never had a boyfriend during her teens, and by this time I had just installed the indiestone, so there were a lot of babies and not enough men (much like at the end of WWII, no?).
His wife then came in and found them out. Oh dear.
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The heir, Creamy, is having quite the hard time finding the perfect man, and juggling her job as a Latrine Cleaner with no advancement is difficult.
Creamy: I'll never find a man! I'll die a spinster which means I have to join that darn book club D: *sobs*
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WTF? I thought you couldn't find a man!
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When you can't find a husband, the maid service always lends a hand! I know it's a bunch of face 1 people, but marrying just one in the finally won't do any harm.
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The rest of the engagement is pleasantly blocked by this plant.
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Yet another thing that I adore in this game, is that if you keep paintings on the wall long enough, after the painter has died, they're worth thousands. I need to sell this one though cause the income isn't the best.
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Uhm, yeah.
ps. As you can tell I built an extra room.
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They were married straight after.
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And you know what follows next ;)
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The circle of life though, continues, and Beau Andrews dies.
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Synchronized grieving courtesy of Malcolm Landgraab and Christopher Steel.
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Have I ever mentioned how much I hate deaths in this game? Even if they don't involve my sims? Grim looks so creepy and the music is just....argh.
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Leighton Sekemoto is not very popular right about now, but wait, Malcolm and Michael hate him, Christopher wants to...flirt, with him? Christopher, tut tut, you're married.
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I made a simself and moved her in with this other dashing guy I made. I wonder where the Indie stone will lead me :D
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Meanwhile Creamy found out she was pregnant (yeah, we knew that, she didn't).
Creamy: I just realized I'm pregnant!
Miraj: Yeah, lady, if you don't mind, I really have to pee and....isn't this the guys restroom?
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Michael: OMG. I just realized something!
What?
Michael: My wife is.....a VEGETARIAN
I really wish she didn't marry you, silly face one person xP
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Anyways, here is my simself! I know you guys have no interest in this, but I'm still going to show you ;P
However it seems like I'm incapable to feed myself. Excellent. AND I also bitch about this fact to Creamy.
Creamy: Maybe you should eat a bear.
Oh sure, because there are bears a plenty in Sunset Valley. Mhm.
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Wait, no! No, you can't leave! Creamy's baby isn't even born yet!!
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Damn this isn't good for a pregnant woman! Michael isn't even here!
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I guess Grim wasn't totally inconsiderate of Creamy's feelings, and took his business to the side of the house. I see a glimpse of goodness there. I'm going to miss you Strawberry, thank you for making this legacy such a fun start, and having pretty babies.
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And just like that, she was gone.
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Oh shit.
I guess people are right when they say that when a life ends another one begins.
Aaaand, that is all for now :) I hope you guys have enjoyed this update, as always, sorry for any typos, boringness and/or sensless randomness.