Finding Jam Chapter 3
So, I finally finished school *cheers* for the Summer though, I wish it was forever, but meh.
Anyways, seeing as I have six weeks off, I have all the time now in the world to play the Jam's (I admit I got carried away the other day to play as far as Gen 3 being born) but now, I'm going to be focusing more on uploading chapters and to catch up with where I am.
Anyways, on other news, thanks to keenna I finally gave in, patched my game and installed the Indie Stone Mod, three words; it is glorious. Finally, no more clone spawns and more marriages and babies for my spares, I can just sit back and wait until one of my spres is up the duff, wahey :D
But anyways, enough now, lets get this ball rolling;
So we start off with...'Ber possibly risking the life of her unborn child, would it have hurt if you simply took a taxi? Gee.
This picture definitely tempts me to ditch Tragic and have 'Ber get it on with Gage, I mean, look at how cute they are! But no, sorry.
Because seriously, I went to hell and back in order to get Tragic and I'm pretty sure Tory's going to kick my ass if I made her steal graves for nothing, so yeah.
BTW, thanks to the Indie Stone Tory and Gage got married :D
I don't know about you, but this is the ugliest sim I've seen in my life.
Tip: Eating shoulders will neither satisfy your hunger or please the person who owns the shoulder you are munching on.
Holly Alto decides out of the blue to faint, oh the fun.
Of course, remember, people will notice if you faint in the middle of the street if you are someone in town unlike a certain someone
However there were far more intersting things going on a just a few meters away.
The future Mrs. Briody is kicking some serious wealthy ass. This is what you get for not wanting to breed with your wife Thornton.
Strawberry however is just fine and dandy through all of this commotion.
Having random strangers feel your tummy is a real relationship boost!
It is not ok though to compare ones belly with Saturn, gah, the cheek of this child.
Strawbery:Excuse me, Justine? I'm having serious pains in my belly, and since you are the only woman near me who's had a baby, I'm wondering what's going on?
Justine: Sorry, can't help you there.
Justine: OMG WOMAN YOU'RE GOING INTO LABOR!
Strawberry: Yeah, I think I kinda figured that out ten minutes ago.
Tommie: My finger is smarter than my mother.
So 'Ber headed for the Hospital on a bike, do you want this kid to be born malformed or something?
Jamie: Where do you think you are going?
Strawberry: Uuuh, my water broke, I need to give birth, so if you could please, I'm kinda in a hurry.
Jamie: Are you sure?
Strawberry YES NOW LET ME THROUGH!
Ah, so this is how it feels to be the invisible receptionist.
Because it's boring waiting for a woman to give birth, and because I can't be arsed to put the speed on fast, I wondered inside the hospital, and it's rather impressive, NO ONE is in, it's a good thing because it means that no one is ill, then why do I hear people......?
I told you that riding a bike would kill your baby. Everyone, meet Water Jam, she is Insane and Excitable.
Of course, it is mandatory for the house to become an aboslute hell after a baby is born, I swear everything breaks on purpose.
I. Hate. Ghost. Babies. And so does 'Ber apparently.
I finally got the call from the Science Lab, and so I'm bringing Tragic back to the mortal world because, I admit, I need the cash. I have no clue what Bebe Hart and her mother and sister are doing there though.
Yay he's back!
Enagement is only necessary :)
Tragic FTW.
The science Lab should become a wedding venue, I swear, that garden and pond and things, plus the amazing view makes for a perfect wedding.
No Tragic, as much as you are smitten with your wife, it is not acceptable to leave your child on the floor.
On the way back we picked up some pretty rocks, I'm only keeping the red one, the others are going to be sold.
I desperately really need the money, so Tragic has started writing drama novels with dirty titles cause I was bored, however I won't reveal those titles ;P
I love these two <3
The thing grew up!
Eeeh, she's cute.
No sorry guys, she just ate meat, I can't really afford more babies right about now.
Another thing I love about this game is the scenery, so here we go with a bit of picture spam ;)
I tend to spy on the Frio brothers once in a while, seeing as they're the Jam's neighbors, there's something about being in the front yard at random hours of the night/day that just creeps me out though.
Anyways back to the Jam's
OH. Oh dear, okay I'll come back later.
Sometimes you forget that woohoo can also be recreational when playing a legacy.
I had another wonder round and found this crazy bitch at the beach....
Woman: I can't believe you just said that...
Woman: OMG, what else did she do?
Uh, okay.
Aha, hello breed machine, who judging by the dress I'd say you've just spawned another one (she did, his name is Patrick) where are you going?
I swear it's fun to follow random townies.
Apparently, there was a pool party going on and nobody though to invite us, bitches, I mean sure, invite the illegitimate child of Jared Frio, who is ugly as sin, but you won't invite me or the Jam's? Gah.
Of course Tragic is is off to crash this little gathering.
Oh why did you marry Tory and not my simself?
How can this bitch still mantain a perfect body after so many kids?? I HATE HER.
Tragic got a job in the journalism track, and not only did he crash this party, but also interviews a few people for a career boost. The first person he questioned was Madison VanWatson, the same one who fainted at the Bistro.
Christopher Steel is still dressed in the same clothes he had when he almost got into 'Ber's bed, gee I guess he still can't get over her if he's still wearing that suit. Tragic is definitely writing negatively on him.
Even though they're old as the beginning of time, the Goth spouse's still get invited! What's wrong with this town?
Water grew up again, I'm neglecting her aren't I? guess who she looks like more? Yes that's right, water!
She;s really pretty though, damn it. Doesn't she remind you of Lisa Simpson though for some reason?
Even though she's a pain in the ass she still gets her own room, spoilt little bitch -_-
Finally 'Ber and Tragic don't have to slave away their asses just to put her into the high chair. Everyone at the breakfast table!
Aww, it's time for Strawberry to grow up!
She so pissed about it that she won't let Tragic give her his birthday present.
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Paul Ursine, that spawn clone that Calire Ursine made, he's going to be Water's husband, I search for these people as early as childhood, I can't wait to kick Water's wacky ass out of this house.
I hate insane sims.
Yaaayyy, babies, I'm hoping the green vomit doesn't mean she's having an alien.
Five stars for the awesome maternity pants! The shirt isn't that hot though ;P
Apparently when pregnant 'Ber gets horny, and with Tragic at work, she chats up the wall.
I don't think you'll have much luck there.
So I'm sending 'Ber and Tragic on a date :) I adore the fact that sims rub their belly's more often than the sims in S2.
Strawberry: 'Sup sexy
The art of seduction does not work when you have a seven months pregnant belly.
Jamie Jolina, the woman who went over board with her blush/bronzer.
AWWW <3333
The evening was made less romantic by Water, woohoo. This means we all have to go home now.
Peeing induces labor.
Strawberry: GET ME TO A HOSPITAL, NAOOOOOOO.
Alright, keep your hair on.
As you can see by the empty car seat, Tragic will be joining us later on.
Dude you're so lame.
Flying Book: Nobody defeats the Flying Book! Nobody can get through him!
Flying book, you are proven wrong.
Well, that's it people, hope you enjoyed this update today, sorry for any unforgivably awful typos etc. Just ignore them.
So long!