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Alright nerds, here's the deal. I need to add PS/2 functionality to a Dell that only has USB. Adapters won't work, I need the actual, honest-to-God PS/2 ports in the computers. Any thoughts?

I swear to Christ, what is the point behind announcing to the whole office that your email isn't working right, having the boss make special notice of that fact and tells me to get on that right away and then tell me later that you've got other things that make you too busy to take care of your fucking email!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you?!