All because I hate self-evals

[xenokattz]

Dear Writer!Muse,

Just because I have practicum in a "sexy urban" hospital, it doesn't mean I should write House crossovers with Marvel or DC characters. There's no reason anyone from House should be in Canada to find an unconscious Movie!Scott. Movie!Rogue wouldn't have enough money. Batman would never visit Princeton‑Plainsboro; I don't think

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[ficwize]

OMG, write it.

Scott and House, please. I *will* beg.

[xenokattz]

Hmmmm, my ego likes begging especially if it's with food.
a) House tries to figure out why post X3!Scott is blind even though there's no physical reason for him to be.
b) Scott brings in one of the students (possibly Rogue) for a mysterious disease
c) Jr Resident!House dealing with runaway teen Scott in comicsverse
d) House as one of the doctors Hank recruits for the X-Club. But Scott only cameos.
THERE ARE TOO MANY CHOICES.

[ficwize]

Eee! It's like a vote!

I would like to choose C, for $300 Alex. Although A sounds mighty mighty fine, too...

Honestly, I'm not sure how Rogue would deal with House. He'd probably be snarky and mean and she's sort of fragile right in the beginning. But, it could be awesome, because she's awesome... so... argh!

TOO MANY OPTIONS.

[glorygirl72]

See. You just had to go and put that out into the universe and now I can think of nothing else. Lois and House. Same universe, same hospital. Maybe with a side of injured Clark being treated by House in all his evil/snarky glory to provoke the worst of her over protective instincts. Well either that or one truly epic prank/snark war between the two. I can't decide what would be more likely to make the universe implode under the weight of the awesome.

[xenokattz]

Erk!
a) House is one of the doctors treating movie!Clark after the SR
b) Lois brings her young son, Conner, to PPTH for a mysterious disease that STAR Labs can't figure out
c) House as the doctor who pronounces movie!Lois as pregnant (because a kyrptonian-human pregnancy would NOT manifest traditionally)
d) Clark brings Lois in for a mystery disease
As with X-Men,THERE ARE TOO MANY POSSIBLE PLOTS.

[glorygirl72]

The awesome? It would break the world. Especially w/ control freak Scott Summers in the equation.

[xenokattz]

Can you imagine Father!Figure!Scott having to interact with House regarding one of his students? Armageddon.
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Entertaining Armageddon.

[uraniachang]

You know I can swallow down anything so long there's my baby!

WRITE IT! WRITE IT! Pretty please?

[xenokattz]

Which one? Which one? Too many voices and possibilities and my brain HURTS trying to keep up! It's because I have homework due and a paper to start researching OHDEARGOD.

[lithiumlaughter]

OH LORDY KATT WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT.

[xenokattz]

I HAVE NO EVEN BEGUN TO WREAK. There's something about M-Day creating physiological breakdown in mutants especially the Thieves' Guild which has an inordinate number of mutants in its population. There's post-X3 fallout from The Cure which somehow mutates a virus into becoming Legacy. There's the effects of kryptonite exposure on humans either in SV or movieverse. I can mutate ANY of House's diagnostics team. I can have Lois investigating House's practice. PERCY THE VOICES WON'T STOP PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP.

[lithiumlaughter]

I WOULD TRY BUT IT WOULD BE A HALF-HEARTED ATTEMPT AT BEST. For I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Though, seeing as you're on my flist I think I already do.

I REQUEST THAT YOU TELL ME MORE, LEST I BEGIN A RENDITION OF "SUMMER NIGHTS" FROM GREASE IN MY SICKLY HOOKER RASP.

[xenokattz]

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I think I may be in the wrong support group.

[alexiel_neesan]

This is my brain leaking through my ears under the power of the mighty awesome(s).

You do know we can't possibly encourage your muses to shut up don't you?

[xenokattz]

I know. I don't know why I keep trying *L*