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xenokattz

All because I hate self-evals

Sep 21, 2009 14:40

Dear Writer!Muse,

Just because I have practicum in a "sexy urban" hospital, it doesn't mean I should write House crossovers with Marvel or DC characters. There's no reason anyone from House should be in Canada to find an unconscious Movie!Scott. Movie!Rogue wouldn't have enough money. Batman would never visit Princeton‑Plainsboro; I don't think ( Read more... )

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lithiumlaughter September 21 2009, 23:33:47 UTC

OH LORDY KATT WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT.

xenokattz September 21 2009, 23:58:42 UTC

I HAVE NO EVEN BEGUN TO WREAK. There's something about M-Day creating physiological breakdown in mutants especially the Thieves' Guild which has an inordinate number of mutants in its population. There's post-X3 fallout from The Cure which somehow mutates a virus into becoming Legacy. There's the effects of kryptonite exposure on humans either in SV or movieverse. I can mutate ANY of House's diagnostics team. I can have Lois investigating House's practice. PERCY THE VOICES WON'T STOP PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP.

lithiumlaughter September 22 2009, 00:07:35 UTC

I WOULD TRY BUT IT WOULD BE A HALF-HEARTED ATTEMPT AT BEST. For I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Though, seeing as you're on my flist I think I already do.

I REQUEST THAT YOU TELL ME MORE, LEST I BEGIN A RENDITION OF "SUMMER NIGHTS" FROM GREASE IN MY SICKLY HOOKER RASP.

xenokattz September 22 2009, 00:12:26 UTC

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I think I may be in the wrong support group.

lithiumlaughter September 22 2009, 01:15:35 UTC

GET THE MUSES TO SHUT UP Support Group is down the hall. First door to your left. Right here is Fangirl Enableism 101.

Admit it; you love us anyway.

xenokattz September 22 2009, 01:18:51 UTC

And also, the door is locked, the windows are boarded and the air vents are too small to crawl through.

lithiumlaughter September 22 2009, 02:32:56 UTC

Cue the theme from "Psycho".

Or a rousing performance of "Stuck In the Middle". Y'know, whatever turns your crank.

baruchan September 22 2009, 00:30:16 UTC

Oh, Lois investigating House's practice would be awesome. Especially with all the malpractice suits House probably receives on a daily basis.

Also, speaking of a mutant in House's diagnostics team, have you read this?

xenokattz September 22 2009, 00:35:25 UTC

Yes, I have! It's one of my favourite fics. *clicks & re-reads*

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