This one is the fault of my husband, David!! "Philippa?" "Hmmmm?" "Have you ever thought of leaping Sam into......." After I'd stopped laughing, this was the outcome.
"That dark part of me which has a weakness for bad boys...." Xena, 'Comedy of Eros'. (I couldn't have put it better [G]. Here's one way I would like to see Ares 'win' in the end....)