Ask HanChul! Ep.13
Title: Ask HanChul! Ep.13
Co-Hosts: Petal and Tishi
Pairings: HanChul with ZhouRy to watch
Rating: PG-13
Ask HanChul! GO!!
Petal: Hi! Welcome to Ask HanChul! My name is Petal and.....I can't seem to find Tishi anywhere.
Heechul: I'm bored!
Hankyung: Chullie, don't make trouble.
Zhou Mi: Hankyung Gege, I know we're here for a show, but what's taking so long?
Henry: Mimi Gege, I'm bored~!
Petal: Don't worry guys, we'll continue the show when Tishi gets here!
Tishi: I'M BACK!!(Walks on the set)
Petal: What took you long?
Tishi: I wanted to decorate the set a bit, so I bought some stuff!
Petal: What kind of stuff?(suspicious)
Tishi: Well.......
(Right then and there, big, hunky furniture movers come on the set, carrying some items. Once they put all the items in the set, they leave.)
Petal: Tishiomi....why do we have a ping-pong table, hot tub, a plasma screen television, a boom box with surround sound speakers, and a small refrigerater in the set?
Tishi: Those are the stuff that I want to decorate the set with!
Petal: How much do they cost?
Tishi: Like ten thousand dollars!
Petal: Girl, do you know we have to pay these ourselves!
Tishi: What do you mean? I thought the show producers are going to pay for all of these!
Petal: We are the show producers and co-hosts!
Tishi: Oh...then...we doomed!
Petal: We're in serious debt...
Tishi: Oh...hey Petal Unnie, we have a show going on now, let's just worry about that after the show.
Petal: Okay...*sighs*...EVERYONE!! Let's not worry, we can handle this! Anyways, let's start the show! Our first set of questions are from(opens up an envelope and reads it) tees2mai!
Well! Thank you for answering my question...
now, it would be better if you could tell us who the guest would be next week, that way maybe we could come up with more questions?
So where did hangeng take you on your first date?
Petal: Well, some guests come randomly, but now we know since SuJu M is on, Zhou Mi and Henry are going to be guests on the show for a while...maybe.
Heechul: Anyways, on our first date, I wanted to go shopping, so we went shopping as our first date!
Petal: (Sarcastically) Wow...how do we wonder?
Tishi: I told you! Your voice sounds sarcastic in any way!
Petal: You're not off the hook...okay, the next set of questions are from(opens up an envelope and reads it) yenikal!
PD: Can I make a question?¿...Well I do it anyways I'm not a pacience persone...Hangeng how do you feel when Siwon goes all hyper around Heechul?¿Do you think he will make him convert (>__< I hop not)?¿ and the last but not less important, Heechul what's the point of kissing all the fucking hotties in korea?¿ Ok I know your hot but the other's need someone too so please get hold of yoursel...
Hankyung: I'm okay with that, since Siwon goes with Kibum...I think.
Petal: He does go with Kibum....or Kibum goes with Changmin.....I don't know!
Hankyung: Heechul is stubborn. Even if he tries, he can't make Heechul convert.
Heechul: I am not stubborn!
Petal: Check the last question, pretty boy!
Heechul: On that...well, it's for me to expand my popularity....and also to make Hannie jealous!
Henry: So he can give you some angry sex!*smiles cutely*
(Everybody stare at Henry with their eyes wide open and jaws drop.)
Tishi: Oh wow!
Petal: Okay......ANYWAYS!! The last set of questions are from(opens up and envelope and reads it) mugimugul!
lol i was just wondering but, would hankyung prefer heechul drezsed in male clothing or when he's crossdressing??
Petal: Guitchie guitchie ya ya da da~!
Tishi: *laughs* Wow, Petal, wow!
Hankyung: Hmmmmm.........I don't know.
Zhou Mi: Gege, I think you prefer both.
Petal: Okay....this is some really thick uncomfortable tension so........this is the end of Ask HanChul episode 13!
Tishi: Remember, you can ask more than one, but less than five questions!
Petal: Now, I'm back on the debt thing....HOW!!*Sighs* I need a banana, where is it anyways?
Tishi: Uhhh...Petal..(points to Henry)
(Everybody looks at Henry with their faces in shock. Henry is eating, more like sucking, the banana.)
Henry: (Looks up from his banana sucking) What?
Petal: Dude...