SuJu Couple Counselor Petal
Title: SuJu Couple Counselor Petal
Author: xdark_petalx
Pairings: HanChul, KyuMin, HaeHyuk, YeWook, KangTeuk, Sibum, and ZhouRy
Summary: Hi, my name is Petal, and because of Tishi, I have to take a part-time job counseling these couples who seemed to have some trouble in their relationships! Now, you may all laugh at me because this is my torcher!
Rating: PG-13
Hi, my name is Petal! You may know me from my talkshow/stories called "Ask HanChul!". So, you must be asking on why am I here instead of preparing for my show. Well, if I must...BLAME THE WHOLE THING ON TISHI!!
Right now, I have to take this part-time job as a counselor. To who, you may ask, well...what starts with a "S", have a certain number of thirteen, and is full of cracktastic traits? Super Junior, yay....note the sarcasm here. I have to take this job because my co-host Tishi made us in debt, so I have to take an extra job. Oh, I think the door to my little office is opening, my first couple.
The HanChul couple...WHY ME?!!
"Like seriously, why do we need to see you when we're the stars for your show?! This is more annoying! All I want is to see a counselor on why Hannie is acting so distant from me!" Heechul keeps on pestering on his troubles.
"Dude, maybe he's acting so distant is because he's focusing on his work as the leader of Super Junior M!" I try to calm the Cinderella down as I rub my temples. "He is like the oldest of the group."
"How do I know to be leader?!" Heechul says with his eyebrow rising.
"Dude, you're old, but the second oldest."
"Did you just call me old?"
"No I didn't!....hahaha..." Oh lord, please save me!
The KyuMin couple...get ready for PINK!
"I don't know why Kyu doesn't like pink, but I do! Pink is a magnificent color! It's like white and red mixed together! In our room, I decorate it with pink bunnies, pink ribbons, pink walls, pink carpet, pink comforters, pink beds, pink flowers, pink--!"
"Uhh...Sungmin Oppa," I cut off Sungmin with a questioning look on my face.
"What is it dear?" Sungmin says with a cute smile on his face.
"I think you lost me."
"Oh, I did! Where?"
"On Hi! We're the KyuMin couple!" Kyuhyun just laughs.
The HaeHyuk couple...should I bring out "Finding Nemo" and some movie with monkeys in it?
"Fishies!"
"Monkeys!!"
"Fishies!"
"Monkeys!"
"How about monkeys and fishies put together!" I blurt out with a throbbing pain that's happening in my forehead.
"Ooh! Both of them together! Fishkeys!"
"No, monkeys first! Monkshies!"
"Fishkeys!"
"Monkshies!"
I think I will not watch any movie that includes a monkey and a fish for quite a while.
The YeWook couple....how come I have a bad feeling with this?
"Hey Pe--AAAH!!" Yesung trips on air and fall face flat on the carpet floor.
"Sungie!" Ryeowook rushes through the door to get his lover off the floor....ooh that rhymes!
"I'm okay, Wookie," Yesung gets off of the floor and takes one step forward...then falls again.
"I'm guessing failing is the problem that you have."....literally...
The KangTeuk couple...finally, a couple that sane!
"Our children literally need help! That's why we're talking to the counselor."
"Teukie, our children need a special phyciatrist with their problems."
I'm already out of the office, going to get a snack.....maybe a lobster.
The SiBum couple...at least I can rest.
"Bummie, will you please forgive me!"
"Wonnie, we never even done it for like months!"
"We'll try to do it tonight...I'll bring out the bondage..."
"You know, for a religious guy, you're really perverted."
Right then and there, Siwon carries Kibum bridal style out of my office. I just look at the door, my eye twitching, and prayed. Dear lord, please help me for I have been scarred.
The ZhouRy couple...WOOT!! LAST COUPLE OF THE DAY!!
"So, as I was saying, I really do like sucking on bananas because they really bring out the flavor!" Henry smiled cutely as he finished.
"Dude," I turn to Zhou Mi, my eye twitching like crazy. "I have a feeling that he's suppose to have cat ears and a tale."
"What do you mean?" Zhou Mi looks at me with a confused expression shining on his face.
"These strawberries taste delicious!" Zhou Mi and I look at Henry with our faces full of shock. Henry has a whole bowl of strawberries stuffed inside his mouth, making his cheeks look bigger than usual. Wait a minute...MY WHOLE BOWL OF STRAWBERRIES!! NOOOOO!!