Title: Ask HanChul! Ep.12
Co-Hosts: Petal and Tishi
Pairing(s): HanChul with KyuMin to watch
Rating: PG-13
Ask HanChul! GO!!
Tishi: Hi and welcome to Ask HanChul! My name is Tishi...and apparantly Petal is SLEEPING ON THE COUCH!!
Petal: (Lying down on the Co-Hosts Couch, resting) I am so tired.......school is so tiring...
Tishi: School is not tiring!
Petal: It is if you have to wake up at 4:30 because you have tennis practice first period....
Tishi: I thought you were a morning person!
Petal: Tishiomi, Petal needs her rest...
Tishi: Okay...ANYWAYS!! Sorry for the delay of the show! School gets in the way of everything, especially with Petal who can't get off her lazy behind!
Petal: Well sorry...and I prefer the word "derrier"...
Tishi: Okay, at first, I have to fetched the HanChul couple...who were on another double date with the KyuMin couple....a lot of pink....
Petal: I like pink!
Tishi: Just go rest! OKAY!! I have HanChul here with the KyuMin couple! (Shows the KyuMin and HanChul couple tied up with rope)
HanChul and KyuMin: Can you untie us?!
Tishi: Uhhhh....Petal, where are the scissors?
Petal: It's on the vanity...(points to a vanity on the set)..
Heechul: Why is Petal laying on the couch?
Tishi: It's because she is so lazy and can't get off her derrier! *smiles*
Petal: You do know I could hear everything that you said?
Tishi: Just rest! I got everything controlled here!
Heechul: Damn, Tishi's calling the shots on this episode...
Tishi: What?
Heechul: Nothing...
(Tishi unties the HanChul and KyuMin couple and sent KyuMin to the guest couch.)
Tishi: Okay...what should I do, Petal?
Petal: What! You don't know how to get the questions! You host your own show!
Tishi: You do know that my show got cancelled?
Petal: Oh...well, just give me the envelope that's on the coffee table...
Tishi: Okay! (Hands Petal the envelope)
Petal: The show's question is from(opens up the envelope and reads it) tees2mai!
hey! new reader here!
was wondering...
would hanchul be up for a threesome? and if so with who?
and how did heechul feel when in star king -you know when hangeng did tht sexy dance with that girl?- the girl said he liked hangeng loads and hangeng got that sly look on his face and said he didnt have a girlfriend after the MC asked if he had a girlfriend!
hope the questions made sense! been a silent stalker and thought i would finally ask a question!
Petal: The questions make sense, so don't worry!^^ Thank you for asking a question, I thought I was goint to have to cancel the show. By the way, love your icon! I sincerely think G-Dragon would look like Lady GaGa with his blonde hair! If anyone actually thought of that, say "AI!"
Heechul: Now on with the question! The first one, why would I be in a threesome with someone else and Hannie? That is so disturbing!
Tishi: Like me reading "Loveless".
Petal: I thought you like reading "Loveless"!
Tishi: The chapter pictures in volume four made me think otherwise.
Petal: Oh...I have to agree with you on that...
Heechul: *Ahem* Can you please?
Petal and Tishi: Sorry.
Heechul: Oh, on the second one....WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!
Petal: Hankyung Oppa...sorry that Tishi and I couldn't help you on that because it's basically your fault, but it's also a good thing that you're going to be in China to do Super Junior M to avoid the wrath of Heechul, but...I'm also sad for KyuMin, HaeHyuk, and YeWook because they're going to be separated! *Starts to cry*
Tishi: What about ZhouRy?
Petal: I don't know if they have that many fans...
Tishi: Oh...umm...Heechul, why are you strangling Hankyung?
Heechul: Because he needs to be injured! (Keeps strangling Hankyung)
Petal: Okay, we have to end this episode before Heechul could cause any more injuries.
Tishi: Remember, you can ask more than one, but less than five questions--Petal, what are you reading?
Petal: Loveless...
Tishi: You're a pervert.
Petal: I am not!