Ask HanChul! Ep.9
Title: Ask HanChul! Ep.9
Pairing: HanChul with HaeHyuk to watch
Co-hosts: Petal and Tishi
Rating: PG-13
Ask HanChul! Go!
Petal: Hello everybody! Welcome to Ask HanChul!
Tishi: The show where you can ask questions for Hankyung and Heechul!
Petal: Hey Tishi, what are we gonna do to--!
Ahhh! Ahhhh~!
Petal: What was that?
Tishi: I don't know.
Petal: Well anyways! Like, what are we--!
Ahhhh~! Ahh~!
Tishi: There's that sound again!
Petal: What was that sound?
Tishi: It sounds like moaning!
Petal: What's up with the word "sound"?
Tishi: I don't kno--!
Ahhh~! Oh yeah~! Hae~!
Heechul: I don't know why, but it sounds like Eunhyuk.
Petal: When did you get here?!
Hankyung: We were here an hour before the show, tied up.
Petal: Oh yeah!
Hae! H-h-ha! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Tishi: It's coming from the closet!
Petal: Let me check. (Goes to closet door and opens it. Eyes got wide with mouth hanging open.) O...M.....freaking.....G!
Tishi: What? What's happening?
Petal: HAEHYUK!! DONGHAE, GET OFF OF EUNHYUK RIGHT NOW!! EUNHYUK GET OFF THE FLOOR!! YOU TWO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND COME OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!! WE'RE STARTING A SHOW!!
(Donghae and Eunhyuk got out of the closet......fully clothed, you perverts!)
Donghae: Well, hahaha...ha....ha... *grins sheepishly*
Petal: Really? Really guys?
Eunhyuk: It was his fault!(points at Donghae) He cornered me!
Tishi: In a closet? Riiiiight.
Petal: *Sarcastically* Now that's a new meaning of "Coming out of the closet".
Heechul: Should we get on with the show!
Petal: Okay, HaeHyuk, sit on the guest couch(points at the guest couch). Okay, the questions today are from(opens up an envelope and reads it) hangeng4ever!
heechul-shi, what kind of wedding do u want? and how r u going to plan it? please spare no details...tell us about the venue, flowers, foods, flower girl, ring bearer, maid of honor, bride's maids, and most importantly the tuxedo that ur going to wear...or will u wear a gown instead?
deh, heechul-shi, what did u think when hankyung-shi said that eunhyuk-shi was beautiful? did u get jealous?
Petal: Okay, Heechul! Tell us!
Heechul: I kinda don't know what wedding I want. It depends on what I'm feeling.
Tishi: Or you just want to elope.
Heechul: Hmm...that's not a bad idea!
Petal: No eloping!
Hankyung: I have to agree with Petal!
Heechul: Fine, no eloping! Well, I don't know, but I think Hannie's mother is secretly planning it. I don't know what's on her mind, so I don't know what's going to be there!
Petal: (To Hankyung) Your mother must really like him.
Hankyung: You think.
Heechul: I don't know, but I hope it's at a beautiful garden. I don't know on the flowers, just roses I think or more! I don't know about the food, just something good to eat and extravagant! I think that Taemin should be the flower girl!
Petal: (To Tishi)Taemin wearing a flower girl dress would make Minho do him during the wedding party.
Heechul: What did you say, Petal?
Petal: Nothing!
Heechul: Okay, anyways! I don't know about the ring bearer...*sighs*...maybe Minho...
Petal: (To Tishi)Forget about during the wedding party. Minho's gonna do him right on the spot on the alter.
Heechul: What did you say?
Petal: Nothing! Just totally nothing!
Heechul: Back to what I was saying! My maid of honor would be my sister..or Leeteuk! The bride's maids would be Sungmin, Ryeowook, Eunhyuk, Henry, and Leeteuk if he's on the maid of honor! I'm gonna wear a gown, so the guests won't be confused on who's the man in the relationship!
Petal: He's pretty excited.
Tishi: Really excited...
Eunhyuk: I'm gonna be a bride's maid!
Donghae: That would be a good look on you.
Eunhyuk: Shut up!
Heechul: Wait a minute! Hannie called Eunhyuk beautiful!
Petal: Isn't Hankyung the one who dressed you up in that Intimate Note segment?
Heechul: Yeah...well, he did say I was beautiful when he dressed me up.
Petal: He had a little jealousy moment there.
Heechul: Well, I didn't get jealous...and I won!
Tishi: I thought Eunhyuk should have won.
Petal: Me, too.
Heechul: You are mean!
Donghae: Well, when I saw Eunhyuk on there, it made me want him badly. Like, do him on the spot! Isn't that right Hyuk-Hyuk!
Petal: Goofy! Goofy is here! GOOFY!!
Tishi: Girl, I think that's Eunhyuk's pet name. It's not Goofy.
Petal: Darn it! *Sighs* Well, anyways! That's the lastof the questions! So, this is the--!
Aaah~!
Petal: What was that?
Tishi: That came from the closet....again.
(Petal walks to closet door and opens it. Eyes go wide and got speechless.)
Heechul: Petal, what's going o--!
Petal: Uhhhh....boy you better run....NOW!!
(Anonymous Guest ran out of the closet. Heechul got a giant mallet, which came out of nowhere, and started chasing the Anonymous Guest )
Heechul: YOU BETTER RUN!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MOLESTING MY BABY!! MY LOVECHILD!!
Petal: Well...
Heechul: YOU COME BACK HERE!!(Chases Anonymous Guest out of studio)
Petal: Well, if anyone of you could guess and answer the anonymous couple that was in the closet first, you could request a drawn picture(not colored) of HanChul, KyuMin, HaeHyuk, YeWook, G-TOP, BaeRi, or ZhouRy. It will be a chibi picture or not, you decide! Say the theme, or what you want on it and I can do the best I can! When I'm done drawing it, I'll post it on miracle!
Tishi: Okay! It's the end of episode 9 of Ask HanChul! Remember, you can ask more than one but less than five questions!
Petal and Tishi: See ya 'till next time!