Ask HanChul! Ep.10
Title: Ask HanChul! Ep.10
Pairing: HanChul with 2Min to watch
Co-Hosts: Petal and Tishi
Rating: PG-13
Ask HanChul! in 3...2....1!
Petal: Hello and welcome to Ask HanChul!
Tishi: The show where you can ask questions and we will for-- I mean make HanChul answer them!
Petal: Okay, back as we were saying before. I can't believe TaeMin and Minho did that in the closet.
Taemin: It's not Minho's fault! I just, as you would say, seduced him.
Hankyung: I can't believe it!
Petal: Okay, Taemin seduced Minho, even though both of them are like underage. Minho can't take it anymore and then BAM!! You two were woo-hooing in the closet.
Tishi: Should we do a funeral for Taemin's innocence?
Petal: We are gathered here today to pay respect for the lost of Taemin's innocence.
Hankyung: Sorry to break, but where's Heechul?
*Somewhere else in the studio*
Heechul: (Holds up a giant mallet and corners Minho) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!! I'M GONNA TELL ON KEY OR I'M MIGHT USE THIS MALLET!!
Minho: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Don't tell! Don't use the mallet! Spare me!
*Back to where Petal, Tishi, Taemin, and Hankyung are*
Petal: (Watching Heechul is threatening Minho) Wow....Minho is so out of it today!(Starts eating a bowl of popcorn)
Tishi: Heechul is pulling the character out of him.......can you give me some popcorn?
Petal: Here(Hands Tishi the bowl of popcorn).
Hankyung: *Ahem* Can you get Heechul here before havoc comes?
Petal: Okay! HEECHUL AND MINHO!! GET HERE!! THE SHOW ALREADY STARTED AND YOUR ABOUT TO BEAT UP SOMEONE!! WITH MY MISTY MALLET!!
Heechul: Okay! (Turns to Minho) I'm watching you.
Minho: *Gulps* O-o-o-okay!
(Minho and Heechul returned to the studio set for the show.)
Petal: Okay, Taemin and Minho, sit on the guest couch! Here's the question! It's from(opens up an envelope and reads it) absent_love_xxx!
I'll ask a question (xxbye_lovexx)
3 though
1. um......What if Heechul had a twin 0_0.
2. What if..... Hannie had a crush on....Lady gaga
3. and what if Hannie was a lolicon?
Hankyung: If Heechul had a twin, it would be more chaos!
Heechul: Hey!
Petal: What if that twin has the opposite personality of Heechul?
Hankyung: LESS CHAOS!!
Heechul: Hey!
Tishi: But what if that twin is identical to Heechul?
Hankyung: It'll be hard, but I'll try to tell the difference........I hope they're fraternal......
Heechul: Second question....WHAT?!! HANNIE~! WHY?!! WHY?!!
Hankyung: The question says "IF"!!
Petal: Dude, calm down. What if Hankyung liked Lady GaGa before you, but you made him bat for the other team!
Heechul: Huh?
Petal: You made Hankyung like you!
Heechul: Oh, okay!
Petal: (Starts singing to herself)~Just dance, gonna be okay, da da do do, just dance, spin that recond babe~
Tishi: Can you stop singing now?
Petal: What? I like that song!
Hankyung: The third question....what's a lolicon?
(Petal was on the computer at the exact same time when Hankyung asked that question.)
Petal: I don't know....let me check! (Browses for the word lolicon. When found what it means, eyes go wide and mouth hangs open).......You have got to be freaking kidding me?
Hankyung: What?
Petal: It kinda means you have a sexual urge to do young children!
Hankyung: WHAT!! WTF!! I AM NOT!! I LIKE OLDER MEN, LIKE HEECHUL!!
Heechul: Old?
Petal and Tishi: Ooooooh~!
Hankyung: Uhhhh......LOOK!! Minho is about to molest Taemin on the couch! (Points at the couple that is making out at that time.)
Heechul: WHAT!!(Grabs Petal's Misty Mallet and starts chasing Minho, who was caught and running for his life) MINHO!!
Petal: Well, this is like the end of the episode! (Looks at Taemin) Taemin, can you go and save your boyfriend!
(Taemin obeys and starts running to Minho and Heechul.)
Petal: Anyways, this is the end of the episode! Please comment!
Tishi: And remember, you can ask more than one question but less than five!
Petal and Tishi: See ya 'till next time!