Dear South,

Jun 24, 2008 10:52

This is why we can't have nice things:

Southern Belle T-Shirts

Particularly this, this, this, and especially this.

I saw the last one in the mall a few months ago, and have not yet been able to scrub the image from my mind. The woman wearing it had to have been in at least a 3XL shirt size. Apparently these shirts are a Big Deal. ARE YOU SERIOUS, SOUTHERN UNITED STATES? REALLY? The worst part is having customers come in and ask me to design shirts that have that same half-assed sketchy look "Like the Southern Belle shirts! *FOAM*" After actually taking the time to look through the website, I really want to punch out the next person I see wearing one of these.

Fuck it, I'm moving to Canada.

Pardon my French.

rant

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