So, I know the week is technically only 10 hours old, but it is already the worst week ever ( Read more... )

Fuck. I can't believe the Crocodile Hunter fucking died. That sucks. He was killed by a stingray of all things. Poisonous snakes, crocodles, sharks... but a sting ray? I really liked that guy. Not for anything he did on TV, he was just really enthusiastic and idealistic. I met him once ( Read more... )

"...I could've wound up having sex back there."

But I didn't.

I wonder if I'm a fool.

I hope that Jim Beam died slowly of syphilis. And I hope the Devil uses Beam’s horrid drink to stoke the flames around his eternal damnation.

...and that’s the way it is.

There are certain episodes in your life, certain days, that you wonder how you'd ever have made it through any other way. You think to yourself, if this had gone any differently, if that person hadn't been there at that moment to do that for me, how would I have pulled through ( Read more... )

By far the best news story, probably of the year. So this 35-year-old dude is walking home from his shift waiting tables in Midtown Atlanta. A car pulls up next to him and 5 kids all-thug-life jump out, they are all 16 or 17 years old. One has a shotgun, another a pistol, and a third brass knuckles. The guy tries to run, but they catch him. So ( Read more... )

To witness a phrase that was hip used on the Today Show is to see the phrase die in the eyes of the hip. I don't know if this phrase was ever hip, because I'm pretty sure it somehow originated on Sex in the City, but she's just not into me. At least, that is what my attorney tells me, and while I originally recoiled at the thought, horrified that ( Read more... )

Honestly, it's been a while since one of these caught my attention. This one is fantastic.


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So New Hampshire is considering dropping its state motto "Live Free or Die" in favor of the ad agency spew of "You're going to love it here." This is utterly bogus. If it's one thing I like about our neighbor to the north, it's their slogan. And what will happen if NH drops the motto... somebody will pick it up. You know there are at least 15 ( Read more... )

One of my recent escapades involves the BMW Ultimate Drive Event. Basically you test drive a BMW, and for every mile you drive the company donates a dollar to cancer research. At 290,000 participants to date and 15 miles apiece it’s good for cancer and it’s good for BMW. If even .001% of those people buy Beemers, they’ve recouped their expenses ( Read more... )