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OMG! Liek did u know that Stephanie Meyer invented WERE WOLVES!?!? She totally did and the Wolfman movie is liek TOTALLY ripping her off! She should totally sue! OMG!

Have you guys seen this shit yet? Warning: don't read if you have high blood pressure ( Read more... )

Best Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger EVAR.

They say a picture's worth a thousand words, but I think this one's worth a thousand words and a three-hour Charlton Heston movie. Moses must be pissed.

Long story short: fundies are concerned about the economy, so they decide the best way to fix the problem is to pray it away. So they pray on Wall Street, at the statue of a golden bull. ( Read more... )

Did you know that today is International Talk Like Sarah Palin Day? If you don't have a Facebook account, you can see a screen cap here. I don't know why it's international, except maybe because you can see Russia from her house.

Here's what the Facebook says about today:

Sarah Palin is one of the most accomplished public speakers of all time. ( Read more... )

Twitter is like a one-liner blog and fans being what they are have made it hilarious. Like clone_doctor, but only one thought at a time.

Here's a few links:
Bad Horse
Doctor Horrible
Captain Picard
Zombie Attack (Which one? All of them, it would seem.)

I know what I'll be reading at work tonight.

This is what I want on my grave. A man reaching out of the ground. It almost makes me wish to change my plans from being cremated. You know, so I can't be brought back as a zombie.

Heroes tonight: kind of boring. I hope the escaped bad guys actually stay bad. How long until all of the characters sit around and sing "This Land is Your Land?" ( Read more... )

Quick links and then I'm off to bed.

First, Cute Overload and 4Chan bring you "Enter Sandman" as told by cat macros.

Also, John McCain pwned. Okay, not really, but the editing is rather impressive and it made me actually laugh out loud, so I'm passing it on to you.

Does anyone remember that episode of the Simpsons where the world was ending, so all the smart people were put on a ship, leaving the Simpson men to wander around until they found another ark but it turned out to be the one with all of humanity's rejects and went straight into the sun? Well, apparently life is imitating art again. Or maybe it's ( Read more... )

I think it's time to revisit what a library is for and what a library is not for. This line of thinking came about because a woman wanted to renew some books. See, with our system, you're only allowed one renewal, provided there are no holds, which gives you six weeks for a single item or two for the videos and magazines. After six weeks, we ( Read more... )