Wylde Legacish Generation 7.2
So for their honeymoon, Aardvark and Marielle went to the Three Lakes vacation. I just chose this place for their hotel.
mostly because it has a child prison.
Aardvark sets a romantic mood.
Thinking about it wont make it happen! Too bad she's already asleep!
The intelligence is high with this one.
you little bastard! I'm sicking the Aardvark Fangirls and Uni Stalkers on you!
Aaah ass warming.
Hello generation eight!
I'd totally pay 500 wigwams to have someone elbow me in the ass!
right because this never happened.
Don't worry, there's nothing up there. Though I'm not sure if this is ok for the baby!
Aardvark: oooh shiny!
Fetus or no fetus! Aardvark plays to win!
Marielle: WOOO CONCUSSIONS ARE FUN!
Aardvark thinks it's hilarious!
It only took the fucking vactionie like eight tries to get this shot right. He's so lucky Dormie Killa wasn't around!
Last person in the world I'd hand an ax to!
ok second to last.
Ax throwing is serious business! Seriously.
I made them find a less dangerous activity. They ended up slap dancing for HOURS.
WORST HOTEL MAID EVAAARRRR
Aardvark: so it's been burning when I pee ... is there something you haven't been telling me?
Marielle: .....!
don't worry, I'm sure uni stalker gave it to you while you were sleeping.
Well, at least she's smiling about it.
Last day of vacation they took a tour and came back with poison ivy. I seriously laughed for like 20 minutes. Too funny!
Marielle: WTF? I'm still pregnant?
I'm worried about the baby too, you're a dumbass.
LOL @ Aardvark crying over their bad wedding.
Since Deer is now an old lady. It's time for her to do old lady things. For some fucking reason the gardener doesn't do any actual gardening.
Here's an idea GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BURNING TREE YOU FUCKTARD!
Dominique has proven himself to be an online predator.
If someone named MistaBig6969 IM's you block him!
It's too late to run away now!
AHAHAHA YOU'RE TRAPPED!
I also blame her for in the influx of stupid in the house.
Aardvark eats ramen like 8 times a day. They've had that microwave his entire life and he never started eating it until now.
You know when I left college the LAST thing I ever wanted to eat again was Ramen. I seriously haven't eaten it for almost 5 years.
Must be nice to have mommy clean up after you.
Deer looks less than enthused.
Aarvark finally got a job in the Education Track. His LTW is to become Dumbledore (GAY) or something.
Staring at the dog wont make him play with you. GO GET A HOBBY!
this face cracks me up every time!
wolf you better gtfo cause Deer is not above cuttin' a bitch!
Mari is like rain man! Seriously she is the most useless sim ever, but she rocks that piano hard.
Ottomas, I see you! Tell your story walkin' bitch!
The Doctor and Captain Jack are BFF
Aardvark finished his heir painting and is about to witness some old people sex!
You know I read that paintings worth go up in value after the painter is dead. Both of the founder paintings are worth 3k now. I was totally shocked!
Someone tell me why I haven't sold the Karaoke machine yet!
But Mari looks cute in this picture.
Super glitch or mad skill. you decide!
SEVEN FUCKING GENERATIONS WITHOUT A FIRE AND IN A SPAN OF LESS THAN TWO WEEKS YOU'VE MANAGED TO SET TWO!
I shouldn't talk though. When I was twelve I caught the microwave on fire with a cup 'o ramen. No joke.
Fireman: I don't get payed enough for this shit!
good man! But really ... she isn't THAT bad.
Since she's a pleasure sim and they are pretty useless she gets to stay home all day.
the doctor was getting close to dying ... and I couldn't do it! Deer's had him since he was a kitten! Maybe I'll let him go when she does.
Deer doesn't need a fucking reason to be angry! She just IS.
He still plays with that robot every single day.
Dominique: Bitch please! You better step back!
Dominique: Stupid skank! PLUS PLUS
... wtf?
Marielle: GRRR I'M IN ASPIRATIONAL FAILURE BECAUSE ALL MY WANTS ARE WORTH 2 POINTS EACH.
Marielle: worry worry
Marielle: LABORZ
Deer and Aardvark do the customary freak out. But there is something extra special stupid about this.
In red is where Marielle is.
In blus is where Deer and Aardvark are.
.... the stupid is spreading!
Marielle: THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF IDIOTS!!!
I still blame you.
Meet Dove Wylde. She has all of Marielle's coloring.
That is not a good start Aardvark.
STUPID FUCKING NANNY! Didn't I fire you?
While I appreciate the effort (I made her do it) putting your hand through the child's abdomen seems less than wise.
What the hell is your damage?
Angry Maid: stupid fucking toilet! I hate this job! My tits are about to fall out my dress and these garters have been riding up all day.
Alright, I'll give you that, that outfit is probably not the best to clean in.
Marielle: Dear LJ. Why does everyone love Giraffe more than me? He's always pissed off about something. Also hasn't anyone noticed he's ugly? I'm WAAAAY Cuter! From now direct all your love to me. xoxo Marielle.
Go ahead and have that fifth drink Dominique. It's not like your tiny elder bladder can't handle it. I'm sure you wont pee yourself.
PWND
Deer: Where the hell are your parents?
let's see ...
Harassing the cat ...
And playing video games in his underoos.
It's your own damn fault Deer! You're the one who spoiled him with all that love and affection shit!
Another baby will surely solve all your problems. Worked for Brandy Broke right?
I bought that window JUST for this purpose. ILU Captain Jack!
Dove's Birthday! Where are her parents?
Of course.
BABY FRO!
She's pretty cute.
Yes that is a green stink cloud, right after she aged she crapped herself.
Marielle: wait a tick ... who the hell is that!
Your daughter Mairelle, you might remember her as the wiggly creature that clawed it's way out of your uterus.
POP!
Parents of the year y/y?
Aardvark: Can you say daddy?
Dove: -ignores strangers-
this is the first interaction they've had since he dumped her on the floor. He had NO interest in her until she became a toddler.
Good job Mari. The baby doesn't need ear drums or anything.
I'm not going to say what it looks like she's doing. Every morning she spins wants to Freestyle for tips.
Guess the cat and dog are low on change.
Dove is the quietest baby ever. Seriously she was in three kinds of need failure and she just sat there quietly.
Of course she might not have been in failure if her mom wasn't made of stupid.
All that drinking cause you to have a deformed bump! I hope you're happy!
Marielle: yeah ... I have a kid around here somewhere. Don't worry about it! Wanna come over for cocktails?
She's more like her father than I care to admit.
Deer + The Doctor = Tru Luv!
Marielle: Fetal Alcohol FTW
Dominique: stupid skank -grumble grumble-
that looks uncomfortable.
Marielle: ZOMG NOT AGAIN!
Aardvark: god this bitch is loud.
Well Aardvark, if you hadn't been on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE last time, you might have noted the volume.
Meet Koala Wylde. She has Aardvark's hair and Mairelle's eyes and skin.
EXORCIST BABY! RUN AWAY!
this is what Marielle gets.
Dominique isn't thrilled about having another mouth to feed. Don't worry. They're done.
What do you see Captain Jack?
That wolf is eying Dove like she's a tasty steak? OH NOES
Don't worry Dove, Captain Jack will protect you!
Good idea Aardvark! Taking off her clothes will make her easier for the wolf to digest!
Poor Dominique! He was a day away from getting his LTW!
Bye Bye Dominique! Your genes were horrible, but you brought us Giraffe, so I love you!
It wouldn't be a good birthday if someone didn't die
(EVERY GOD DAMN'D TIME!)
She's pretty cute. She's definitely inherited Deer's jaw though.
Don't let the 'crying' fool you Deer is secretly happy her husband kicked the bucket.
First autonomous bath tub play ever! You've officially redeemed yourself Aardvark!
that's all for now! For those who missed it the Adopt a Wylde page has been updated with all of gen seven! Also next update you'll get to see how Giraffe is doing! Thanks for reading!