Wylde Legacish Generation 7.1
lets start this update with Kanga actually autonomously finding his bed.
Yay Kanga!
That's not scary at all.
Surpise Buttsex?
Kangaroo: Have you tried bondage? My Great Aunt and I did. It's super awesome!
Emo Hair: :O
Emo Hair: So I hear Giraffe's still a virgin!
That's right Giraffe, just keep pretending he isn't there. Maybe he'll go away.
TeeHee. <3 you Marielle!
Don't worry Aardvark. There's nothing in there to damage.
Mari: College is hard! When is it naked time again?
You better enjoy this freedom now, cause as soon as those babies come it's good bye life.
Aarvark: Remember when you thought guys with high charisma sucked?
Mari: Hey, I finished my homework, less talky more naked.
Don't worry Giraffe. B.O. makes everyone angry.
Hey dude. Where exactly are you going?
D:
Alright, some girls dig older men, I get it.
Old Fart: YA LOOK LIKE A TROLLOP!
Dolphin: Remember when adrianne said she wanted my fiance to die?
Sunday: if I stand real still maybe I can steal her pancakes while she isn't looking
lol. that's a good one
So Sunday! All your motives are full. Not tired, not hungry, don't have to pee, what are you going to do? Maybe play some SSX? Stare at one of your cousins maybe?
... of course.
Adrianne: That's it HOR you better run!
Adriannes not afraid to break out her pimp hand!
Doplhin: WOOO GURL FIGHT! SUNDAY GET THE CAMERA WE'LL SEND IT TO GIRLS GONE WILD!
I hope headband girl didn't NEED her brains or anything.
Dolphin: You kicked my Fiance's ass. BFF!
Shower cleaning party! Sunday's probably going to eat the sponge after.
stop filling her head with LIES
Dolphin ... you know that's where Adrianne and Kanga get it on. I wouldn't touch those sheets!
Yeah? Well I hope she likes babies, because you're probably knocked up now!
Don't try to go for her pancakes Addy! She'll cut you!
in all fairness, Addy is the Queen of the crazy face.
Pink Ascot Creeper: -holds hand- You wanna go get some cheap beer and experiment?
Aardvark: :O
Aardvark: and then he said it was THIS big and I was like no way dude! I don't swing that way!
Shock and Awe.
you were so close Kanga! What happened?
Mari, if you're confused about what happened perhaps you should find a Book on the subject.
Guess who has 10 outgoing points!
Honestly though, aardvark doesn't seem to mind.
that is totally appropriate and in no way whatsoever disturbing!
What is this dormie's obsession with virginity? He probably still is one.
Pink Ascot Creeper: I think Aardvark is sexy like Harry Potter
Marielle: what the shit is this?
Hey! Don't look at me! Talk to maxis!
GET A HOBBY
no one said you could eat!
peace?
Hell naw!
Addy: Who you calling a cootie queen? YOU LINT LICKER!
Addy: Dear Diary, Looks like I'm going to have to beat a bitch again!
They did this completely on their own! I'm so proud of you Bee!
Dolphin: AHEM It's not like I'm playing SSX3 over here or anything!
SEE! She has a maxed Body Skill! TEN active points! I don't get it!
I don't know about you guys ... but I can safely say I've never thought of my cousins while showering.
Giraffe: Mirror!Giraffe, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY!
Giraffe: Dear Internet, Everyone has found someone to ride their train but me. Does no one understand my love of books? Why can't a find a sim that's part plant? This makes me ANGRY! For a complete list of things that make me angry go to www.thingsthatmakegiraffeangry.com
I really think he's doing it just to fuck with me!
Playing chess with half naked men makes Giraffe angry!
You have too many nice points for the evil giggle!
Aardvark: Don't you guys think I'd look HAWT in a dress?
Kangaroo: If he wore a dress he's be pretty. Pretty like a girl! I HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS!
Oh Hai there Gazelle
You think it's an awesome present but it's not! IT'S FULL OF ROCKS!
I think you look like you have sexy for money too Lamb.
UR DOING IT WRONG!
Why is it all the stinky dormies have to be in Aardvarks room while he's sleeping?
Stalker party!
Aardvark: Good job on losing your virginity to our relative!
the wants only been stuck in her panel since she met him!
Grrr! We're graduating! How am I supposed to beat up headband girl now?
Haha, Sunday got left behind to hold the pictures.
it's kind of sweet, there with the butterflies!
hit it and quit it eh?
Aardvark: so did I ever tell you the story of how I lost my virginity in a photobooth?
Pink Ascot Creeper: yes, but tell it again! Your eyes are so dreamy!
somehow he managed to graduate too.
STOP
Someone's got mommy issues!
Smile now, you wont be when you're elbow deep in doody!
Aardvark: Heeellllooooo I can't get in the car to go downtown! The car's in the way!
that's higher learning at work for you!
Too little too late Bee!
Aardvark: OMG MY CAT! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE
(this outfit is dedicated to simplicist I TOLD you I'd do! The mesh is horrible. It looks like a man dress)
Aardvark: Hey guys, I'm sorry I burnt the salmon
... uhm ...
Aardvark: Is anybody hot? My head feels hot!
...D: ...
Aardvark: ZOMG THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
... now he gets it.
Firefighter: Jesus this guy is dumb!
The Doctor: I'm helping!
Aardvark: Don't worry guyz! I saved the salmon!
Dolphin: Thank goodness we all managed to graduate and no one got killed!
Aardvark: What about Adrianne?
Dolphin: She doesn't count.
Aaah yes, you'd be noticing the gentle flavor that is the bottom of Aardvark's shoe.
It's very odd to have the girls back and have them getting along.
Aardvark has finally figured out there's a bar here too.
the doctor and captain jack are sleeping together! -fangirl squee-
YOU ARE
DOING IT
WRONG!!!!
I don't approve of her shirt/shorts/fishnets combo either, but Mari moved in.
(and what? don't judge me! I like being prepared!)
Now she looks less like an Old Lady Skank! Good timing cause it's WEDDING TIME!
Aarvark invited his REAL Mommy. Too bad she looks like a hooker.
LOL. Oh Adrianne.
Hallo there Eagle Hawk Finch!
Some things never change!
YAY WEDDING SPAM!
During the reception Aardvark and his mommy reconnect.
If I was doing one of those fancy Legacies like the Broke Legacy this moment would be full of Drama and maybe you'd cry. Unfortunately I'm not that awesome. So instead ...
Chinchilla: You like bondage?
YAY! Unfortunately the game glitched out and once they got their good memories the wedding party timer went back to the begining! Since they couldn't get married it was listed as Disaster. So they have have two wedding party memories. One good. One bad.
I made the girls Clean up before I kicked their asses out!
Aardvark:So I think we should film it! We could totally make some scratch!
guess she agrees.
Stupid nanny showed up! Last time she came to watch the pets. But since two adults are staying home this time, I can only assume she came to babysit Deer.
Honeymoon Time!
Alright! Next time there will be Honeymoons and the birth of generation eight! Also find out how the rest of gen seven is doing and more!
Feel free to comment or friend! I don't bite ...hard