Wylde Legacish Generation 7.3
lets kick off the update with Mari pretending she gives a flying rats ass about any of her kids.
It's little Koala's birthday.
It appears Sunday is eying her as if she were a juicy thanksgiving turkey.
Cuuute.
We'll get back to her in a moment though. Right now I have something else for you.
A little break from the pop baby pop baby grow up rinse repeat action.
It's Giraffe! And he's angry that I left him alone at Uni.
Sorry dude.
I moved him into this lovely home.
Because really? I love Giraffe hardcore.
Don't look so scared! I know you've never lived on your own, but it wont be that bad.
The very next day a hottie walked by!
Her name is Ginny Peterson and she was quite literally made for him
He gives her his list of things that make him angry.
It appears she has one as well!
They share a little light groping.
UR DOING IT WRONG!
Then the domestic violence starts.
That's it giraffe, put her head through a wall, that works on all the ladies.
Being in love makes giraffe ANGRY
All his wants centered around Aardvark. I finally broke down and had him invite him over.
Just in time too!
They seem to get along
(lol it looks like Aardvark is trying to steal a ham)
Just a quiet little ceremony.
Ginny:So now I've got a ring you wanna do it?
Virginity Lost!
I might come back to him, I just wanted you guys to see that he's happy and doing well!
Back at the legacy compound Dove can't be bothered with her sisters birthday.
Marielle either. She's an awesome mom.
Dove woke up and made a bee line straight for Kangaroo.
Don't talk to him! He's probably waiting for you to turn 18 so he can hit on you.
err ... well happy birthday Koala.
Deer kicks some old lady ass!
Koala learns the birds and bees at a very early age.
Since she has all of like 2 active points Marielle spends a lot of time just sitting and staring creepily at me.
6 nice points my ass!
Dove: haha! It's funny when daddy goes BZZZZT
Marielle: mmm baby you look sexy all electrocuted, lets go do it.
Don't worry about Koala, she has a new life, there with her dollies.
Despite having 2 neat points Dove is all OCD over the trash. Anytime someone throws something away she's right behind them to take the trash out.
Because you know, they don't have a maid or anything.
where the hell is your mother?
why do I even ask anymore?
Mari and the maid have a special relationship.
guess who got an A+ on her first day of school!
Dove: Mom! Hey Mom! Mom! Mom! MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
Marielle: lalala do you hear something?
DAMN'T DEER!
Fireman is getting sick of this shit! Seriously
Aardvark escapes to the backyard. He's probably dreaming of what it'd be like if he had a pyromaniac mother, a neglectful wife, and two screaming children.
... oh wait.
You don't like you sister?
Yeah, I'm not real fond of her right now either.
Guess who's pregnant again.
That hand taste good? You've been talking to your aunt Sunday haven't you?
The doctor does not approve Marielle!
Special bond!
If I lived in that house I might head straight for the bar after coming home too.
Sleeping with my mom though? Not so much.
Is there something awesome about eating your own hand that I'm missing?
Marielle: You want me to feed it again? MAN! I just fed it yesterday!
Dove is obsessed with her mother. Every other action is HUG MOMMMY PLAY WITH MOMMY STALK MOMMY.
I don't have the heart to tell her Marielle doesn't give a crap about her.
your life is so hard. I don't know how you survive.
Koala: MOMMMMMMMYYYYYYY
Mari: who are you again?
Mari: Hey! You're pretty cute close up!
Aardvark: Remember when mom almost burnt down the house
Deer: I hate you both. Raise your own kids from now on.
Really though. I have a hardcore love for Deer. She's the only moderately sane one in the house!
This is how Mari spends most of her third pregnancy.
Captain Jack doesn't appreciate her musical stylings.
also, she has only rolled up the wants to use the bar while she was pregnant.
if the baby comes out with a third eye and an arm growing from it's forhead you know why.
Deer: HEY THIS ISN'T MY KID! SOMEONE ELSE TAKE CARE OF HER!
Don't worry. It's time for her to grow into a kiddie!
Mari's not interested.
I'm not going to lie. She's pretty cute.
She immediately hops on the internet to look for Harry Potter smut.
Mari can't worry about that right now though (not that she would) because it's baby time!
Deer: Why are you doing this?
I blame ikichi she wanted more kids. go talk to her!
Meet Shark Wylde.
Look penguin. You're super cute, but kat the founder caught that fish. It stays up as a reminder to how she pwned everyone ever.
you can't tell, but Deer is hugging Koala. She's the only grandchild Deer actually likes.
Koala: come on! Try and hit me! I bet you totally can't!
Dove: DO NOT WANT
There's no doubt that Deer is an amazing grandmother.
Just let me remind you, she didn't pay any attention to any of her own children, Bulldog and Kennedy raised them. So really, this is payback.
Mari is too drunk busy to notice that her daughter is running around in a swimsuit in the snow.
this made me a little sad until simplicist pointed out that she was probably having a sexy dream.
Thanks for ruining my moment!
Aardvark is constantly rolling wants involving his son, he's even had a fair few for dove. He has never ONCE rolled a want involving Koala. Not even one.
BF4E
He has now offically spent more time with his son than he did with both daughters combined over their entire lives.
RUN AWAY!!!!!
NO!
no no no no!
Poor Deer and Captain Jack they both had 100/100 relationships with the doctor.
Koala hugs her daddy every single day. I'm not sure he knows who she is.
what the hell kind of kids are you bringing home guys?
Dove! I'm looking at you!
The girls play cops and robbers non stop.
Koala is always the cop and Dove is always the robber.
I think Koala just likes to play because she gets to repeatedly kick her IN THE FACE.
oh. btw Koala has 0 nice points.
Shark became a toddler.
I can't decide if he's cute.
when not kicking/being kicked the girls like telling secrets about her mother.
Probably how she caused their brother to have severe brain damage.
see, this his far more appropriate.
BBBZZZZZZZZZTTTTT
SEXIST!
seriously though, this kid is a little shit.
His sisters rarely cried, he on the other hand has been a toddler for like 2 hours and already bitching.
you have another daughter dude!
maybe he likes her because she acts like him!
DEER!
Oh yeah, that's Dove in the background. My sims ONLY die on someone's birthday.
WTF MARIELLE! She raised your kids! You could atleast PRETEND to be sad!
Poor Aardvark misses his mommy.
Bye Deer! You were an awesome sim and I miss you already!
here's dove (yes I did change custom eyes).
is it me or does she have kind of a glazed over look to her?
She rolled Furtune with a LTW to own 5 Top Level Businesses (not happening)
Little shit sat there giggling thinking about tombstones. I think I know why though
Deer left him more than she did her oldest daughter!
Koala tries to ease her pain with Karaoke.
Koala: I'd just like to give a shout out to all my fans out there. I love you so much!
Please note, she's waving at the tree.
She reminds me a lot of giraffe
It's sad when they turn to drugs so young. Of course she was exposed to it in the womb.
Unless that's an x-ray telescope, the only thing you're seeing is that fence!
Marielle: Don't worry about school! Stay home and drink with me!
Mother of the Year everyone!
During her nap Dove dreams of all the books she'll read during highschool. I don't have the heart to tell her they wont have any pictures.
Koala: yeah yeah lady, the lemonade is primo, just give me the cash!
I bet Mari's upset the lemonade isn't spiked.
Koala doesn't seem bothered by the fact that her 2 year old brother is taking a walk by himself.
I have seriously no clue where he was going!
Dove lets everyone on her myspace page know she isn't into Kinky shit.
She will be posting nude pictures later though, don't worry.
And I end this update with the social worker van! Why is it there? wait and see!