sevventh glub

[wwands]

alright hogwwarts

Comments

[allsarcasm]

Oh, that's nothing, compared to what the alien technology does to you.

[wwands]

dont you knoww? aliens are american muggles pretendin to be aliens so they can kidnap really magically powwerful wwizards and suck all the magic outta them

you havve nothin to wworry about tho

[allsarcasm]

Anal probe and all?

[wwands]

yep
thats the most magical part of the body
its like butt rainbowws

[fulltimebitch]

Are you on drugs or something?

[wwands]

wwhat no wwhy

[fulltimebitch]

Because this is like the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, but if you were high, it might make sense.

[wwands]

yeah wwell youre stupid

[pretty_darn_gay]

Oh my wizard god you are so fucking adorable. You actually believe this. I just want to bottle you and sell you like some adorable racist perfume.

[wwands]

wwait wwhy am i perfume
cant i be like
hot sauce or somethin
wwait i dont wwant to be hot sauce either
THIS CONVVERSATION IS STUPID

[pretty_darn_gay]

No, no, it is the best conversation. I'd make a lewd innuendo regarding hot sauce but you're what, twelve? That's a bit too young.

[wwands]

i am FOURTEEN
not twwelvve
gosh
fourteen is plenty old for lewwd innuendos
not that
i wwant to hear any of your gross lewwd innuendos
actually go awway

[fearnoanvil]

is this about the coin thing again?

[wwands]

YES IT IS ABOUT THE COIN THING JOHN

1/2

[fearnoanvil]

it is not evil science, eridan.
just a proud egbert family secret!
hehehe

[fearnoanvil]

but do you want me to let you on a little secret?

[iwillfollowhim]

...No.

[wwands]

wwhat

[iwillfollowhim]

That's wrong. All of it. I'm pretty certain.

[wwands]

wwhat no its not